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I wish more Americans loved America like Texans love Texas. |
Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel: Does the Pope shit in the woods ? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel: Originally Posted By TexCorriente: Are donations of food welcome? I've got a tamale lady Does the Pope shit in the woods ? Who in their right mind would turn down tamales? |
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I wish more Americans loved America like Texans love Texas. |
Just donated to the fund.
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I wish more Americans loved America like Texans love Texas. |
Originally Posted By TGE: lol I missed that. Dude dropped every "do you know who I am?" imaginable, and then some View Quote I think mentioned somewhere in that thread that he knows the sheriff or the sheriff is his neighbor for some more validation lol everyone wants to be Cola until it’s time do Cola |
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Freedom is a mindset
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Originally Posted By FBATFE: I think mentioned somewhere in that thread that he knows the sheriff or the sheriff is his neighbor for some more validation lol everyone wants to be Cola until it’s time do Cola View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By FBATFE: Originally Posted By TGE: lol I missed that. Dude dropped every "do you know who I am?" imaginable, and then some I think mentioned somewhere in that thread that he knows the sheriff or the sheriff is his neighbor for some more validation lol everyone wants to be Cola until it’s time do Cola *waiting for the standby list challenges* |
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"I said,'I don't know how to vomit softly.' That's like telling someone to shit perfume."
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Originally Posted By S1W: For noobs who have never chugged before, root beer is a safe choice because it has less acidity than other sodas and is easier to chug. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By S1W: Originally Posted By HDLS: All you noobs practice chugging 2 liters of root beer and post video. It’s tradition and also kind of a rule. For noobs who have never chugged before, root beer is a safe choice because it has less acidity than other sodas and is easier to chug. Chocolate milk is also very easy to keep down. |
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Originally Posted By S1W: For noobs who have never chugged before, root beer is a safe choice because it has less acidity than other sodas and is easier to chug. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By S1W: Originally Posted By HDLS: All you noobs practice chugging 2 liters of root beer and post video. It’s tradition and also kind of a rule. For noobs who have never chugged before, root beer is a safe choice because it has less acidity than other sodas and is easier to chug. Not sure if I should trust you |
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It's Texas. Should be required to chug either Dr Pepper or Big Red.
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Sideways :(
Proud Member of Team Ranstad "Fully-loaded, safety off. This here is a recipe for unpleasantness." - Malcom Reynolds I'm a dirty old man with a vivid imagination. I'll make do. |
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Nonne delectaimini? Nonne hoc est quare adsitis?
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Originally Posted By S1W: For noobs who have never chugged before, root beer is a safe choice because it has less acidity than other sodas and is easier to chug. View Quote Also for noobs, don't forget to eat a hearty meal right before you run for extra energy!! Ps- @s1w you guys going to Texas too?? |
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If the glove don't Fitz, you must acquits.
GA, USA
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Standby :(
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Originally Posted By boobaloo: Also for noobs, don't forget to eat a hearty meal right before you run for extra energy!! Ps- @s1w you guys going to Texas too?? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By boobaloo: Originally Posted By S1W: For noobs who have never chugged before, root beer is a safe choice because it has less acidity than other sodas and is easier to chug. Also for noobs, don't forget to eat a hearty meal right before you run for extra energy!! Ps- @s1w you guys going to Texas too?? Spaghetti is a fine choice |
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Originally Posted By HDLS: Spaghetti is a fine choice View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By HDLS: Originally Posted By boobaloo: Originally Posted By S1W: For noobs who have never chugged before, root beer is a safe choice because it has less acidity than other sodas and is easier to chug. Also for noobs, don't forget to eat a hearty meal right before you run for extra energy!! Ps- @s1w you guys going to Texas too?? Spaghetti is a fine choice As is a #5 w/ jalapeños from Whataburger, I know from personal experience at CWTX II. |
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Shrimp boil.
I will never forget overhearing Naamah (pretty sure that's how to spell her name) lamenting the smell at the Cola Warrior 5 range. |
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In the long term, tax stamps and prostitutes are cheaper.
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Originally Posted By electrojk: As is a #5 w/ jalapeños from Whataburger, I know from personal experience at CWTX II. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By electrojk: Originally Posted By HDLS: Originally Posted By boobaloo: Originally Posted By S1W: For noobs who have never chugged before, root beer is a safe choice because it has less acidity than other sodas and is easier to chug. Also for noobs, don't forget to eat a hearty meal right before you run for extra energy!! Ps- @s1w you guys going to Texas too?? Spaghetti is a fine choice As is a #5 w/ jalapeños from Whataburger, I know from personal experience at CWTX II. @KaiK was it like 3 double cheezeborgers that Edit to fix |
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Sideways :(
Proud Member of Team Ranstad "Fully-loaded, safety off. This here is a recipe for unpleasantness." - Malcom Reynolds I'm a dirty old man with a vivid imagination. I'll make do. |
In the long term, tax stamps and prostitutes are cheaper.
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Sideways :(
Proud Member of Team Ranstad "Fully-loaded, safety off. This here is a recipe for unpleasantness." - Malcom Reynolds I'm a dirty old man with a vivid imagination. I'll make do. |
Fuck! Okay, will I missed this one. Hopefully there will be other ones!
I'll be there. |
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Blessed be the Lord, my rock, Who trains my hands for war, And my fingers for battle. - Psalm 144:1
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Originally Posted By S1W: @boobaloo Unfortunately not. We already have several TX RnGs planned this season. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By S1W: Originally Posted By boobaloo: Also for noobs, don't forget to eat a hearty meal right before you run for extra energy!! Ps- @s1w you guys going to Texas too?? @boobaloo Unfortunately not. We already have several TX RnGs planned this season. Which ones are you going to? We’ve got a solid cola crew that hits up all the Pawnee events, and we’ve got a few guys at just about all of them. |
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When exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you are ruled by criminals.
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Originally Posted By mustangduckk: Which ones are you going to? We’ve got a solid cola crew that hits up all the Pawnee events, and we’ve got a few guys at just about all of them. View Quote Though not all TX, so far the line up is Legion, Twilight, Jade Helm, 7-7 2 Gun, West Tex, and Rio Bravo. |
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Ya'll are really trying to prescreen people for having their souls weighed down by earth's gravity, huh?
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Silly Sammy Slick sipped six sodas and got sick sick sick.
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Some people think I'm over-prepared, paranoid, maybe even a little crazy. But they never met any Precambrian lifeforms, did they.
Proud supporter of Team Ranstad Survivor: Arfbortion 2016 Arfcom Callsign: Slingshot |
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"I said,'I don't know how to vomit softly.' That's like telling someone to shit perfume."
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Originally Posted By HDLS: Spaghetti is a fine choice View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By HDLS: Originally Posted By boobaloo: Originally Posted By S1W: For noobs who have never chugged before, root beer is a safe choice because it has less acidity than other sodas and is easier to chug. Also for noobs, don't forget to eat a hearty meal right before you run for extra energy!! Ps- @s1w you guys going to Texas too?? Spaghetti is a fine choice Just make sure someone brings a dog for cleanup duty |
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Originally Posted By TGE: Just make sure someone brings a dog for cleanup duty View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By TGE: Originally Posted By HDLS: Originally Posted By boobaloo: Originally Posted By S1W: For noobs who have never chugged before, root beer is a safe choice because it has less acidity than other sodas and is easier to chug. Also for noobs, don't forget to eat a hearty meal right before you run for extra energy!! Ps- @s1w you guys going to Texas too?? Spaghetti is a fine choice Just make sure someone brings a dog for cleanup duty Ugh, I guess Magnus is going to stay inside Attached File |
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Barbecue, me and you! Stinky pinky, pew, pew, pew!
Limpin’ ain’t easy! |
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I wish more Americans loved America like Texans love Texas. |
Damn, only an hour from where I used to live. Now I am too far and too poor:(
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Some people think I'm over-prepared, paranoid, maybe even a little crazy. But they never met any Precambrian lifeforms, did they.
Proud supporter of Team Ranstad Survivor: Arfbortion 2016 Arfcom Callsign: Slingshot |
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Silly Sammy Slick sipped six sodas and got sick sick sick.
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Originally Posted By brasscrossedrifles: Originally Posted By wormgod: Damn, only an hour from where I used to live. Now I am too far and too poor:( View Quote I live in North East Pennsylvania and I'm getting laid off next week. Well, anyway, I'm sure you have your reasons. View Quote I've driven all over the country for the cola wars in the past. Now I can't even afford to put a full tank of gas in my truck. |
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Some people think I'm over-prepared, paranoid, maybe even a little crazy. But they never met any Precambrian lifeforms, did they.
Proud supporter of Team Ranstad Survivor: Arfbortion 2016 Arfcom Callsign: Slingshot |
Man, I'm surprised no one has called out my mistake in the first couple of posts. Ya'll are slacking.
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I wish more Americans loved America like Texans love Texas. |
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Barbecue, me and you! Stinky pinky, pew, pew, pew!
Limpin’ ain’t easy! |
Maybe add don’t shoot any cows.
Cuz you know we’re gonna have that ONE fucking guy like Charles, “you said don’t shoot the pigs, you didn’t say anything about cows” |
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Barbecue, me and you! Stinky pinky, pew, pew, pew!
Limpin’ ain’t easy! |
"I said,'I don't know how to vomit softly.' That's like telling someone to shit perfume."
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Originally Posted By fortydelta: You say 75 slots but you only have 65 counted out. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By fortydelta: Originally Posted By electrojk: Man, I'm surprised no one has called out my mistake in the first couple of posts. Ya'll are slacking. You say 75 slots but you only have 65 counted out. Yep Fixing it now. |
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Originally Posted By electrojk: Yep Fixing it now. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By electrojk: Originally Posted By fortydelta: Originally Posted By electrojk: Man, I'm surprised no one has called out my mistake in the first couple of posts. Ya'll are slacking. You say 75 slots but you only have 65 counted out. Yep Fixing it now. I’ve always heard that there is no math at Cola. Since addition is math, I didn’t say anything. |
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@WJSpade @Scoobysmak @Texas1994 @RandyLahey01 @SturmgeschutzIII @YaBoyKGTho @sevenpt62 @Cowbell @Balloo Ya'll are in! @iwouldntknow, your'e two +1s are in, please verify that they are 100% |
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Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel: Maybe add don’t shoot any cows. Cuz you know we’re gonna have that ONE fucking guy like Charles, “you said don’t shoot the pigs, you didn’t say anything about cows” View Quote When I was a kid, some guys out spotlighting on the company hunting lease shot at a racoon, only it was a calf bedded down and they shot an eye out. Calf made it. Before they could get in to the office the next morning somebody had printed off photos of calves and drawn racoon masks on them and taped them to their office doors. So maybe add no shooting raccoons too. |
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Awesome, put me down for combat. I guess if TexCorriente is I can’t puss out.
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