[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Commandos get in here *Poll added (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 8/1/2012 11:21:19 AM EDT
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A couple years ago, my life changed.
I realized that I don't have to wear underwear. A nice pair of slacks or a worn out comfortable pair of Wranglers feel just right against bare skin. What do you feel about this issue? Do you ever go commando? 
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A couple years ago, my life changed. I realized that I don't have to wear underwear. http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm169/kindew/398141546.jpg Oh come on, give me a hug *there shall only be a thin layer of denim between ME and you* 
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I don't wear socks or underwear playing hockey. I'm not even sure when this habit started, but I just never do. Haven't worn a cup since high school, when a shifted cup led to a crushed testicle while hopping over the boards.
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I did it in Basic. Those brown underwear tore me up. Plus on marches you could undue your fly. The pants we were issued were notorious for getting their crotches ripped. You'd have your balls dangling all the way down to your knees.  At the Academy, one of our instructors was prior enlisted, USMC, and he still wore the little nuthugger 'silkies.' Commando. So we're doing pushups, and he decides the fat kid isn't doing them right. So he gets right down next to him, his feet facing the back two rows. He yells, "Feet shoulder width apart!" and proceds to move his feet into said position. Long story short, his junk falls right out of his silkies. The back two rows are just staring at the back of his balls.
The guy immediately behind him just yells, "Sir, permission to recover!" Another instructor screams, "Fuck no, are you crazy!?" He yells back, "No sir, but Instructor Denny's nuts!" 
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I am a destroyer of jean crotches. This would not be a good idea for me. I've even managed to do it to my Carhartt logger jeans. Balls would be dangling all over the place. My little pecker is too small to poke out though.  I hope to get some 'ballroom' jeans from Duluth at some point. Maybe they will end my woes. |
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I don't wear socks or underwear playing hockey. I'm not even sure when this habit started, but I just never do. Haven't worn a cup since high school, when a shifted cup led to a crushed testicle while hopping over the boards. Otherwise, yes: I'm a Tier-1 underwear driving operator. You play hockey without a cup... well maybe your brass balls don't need em
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A couple years ago, my life changed. I realized that I don't have to wear underwear. http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm169/kindew/398141546.jpg Oh come on, give me a hug *there shall only be a thin layer of denim between ME and you* Shhh!!! No words...only, emotion. 
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I did it in Basic. Those brown underwear tore me up. Plus on marches you could undue your fly. The pants we were issued were notorious for getting their crotches ripped. You'd have your balls dangling all the way down to your knees. At the Academy, one of our instructors was prior enlisted, USMC, and he still wore the little nuthugger 'silkies.' Commando. So we're doing pushups, and he decides the fat kid isn't doing them right. So he gets right down next to him, his feet facing the back two rows. He yells, "Feet shoulder width apart!" and proceds to move his feet into said position. Long story short, his junk falls right out of his silkies. The back two rows are just staring at the back of his balls.
The guy immediately behind him just yells, "Sir, permission to recover!" Another instructor screams, "Fuck no, are you crazy!?" He yells back, "No sir, but Instructor Denny's nuts!"
Good lord, nobody could breathe.  that's fucking awesome
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A couple years ago, my life changed. I realized that I don't have to wear underwear. http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm169/kindew/398141546.jpg Oh come on, give me a hug *there shall only be a thin layer of denim between ME and you* 
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I am a destroyer of jean crotches. This would not be a good idea for me. I've even managed to do it to my Carhartt logger jeans.
Balls would be dangling all over the place. My little pecker is too small to poke out though.
I hope to get some 'ballroom' jeans from Duluth at some point. Maybe they will end my woes.
If I could pay the silly amounts of shipping it would cost me, I'd only wear from Duluth for daily wear and Filson for more serious times.
I hear ya on the tiny pecker. Mine's only 16".
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A couple years ago, my life changed. I realized that I don't have to wear underwear. http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm169/kindew/398141546.jpg Oh come on, give me a hug *there shall only be a thin layer of denim between ME and you* Shhh!!! No words...only, emotion. Bareback plz 
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A couple years ago, my life changed. I realized that I don't have to wear underwear. http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm169/kindew/398141546.jpg Oh come on, give me a hug *there shall only be a thin layer of denim between ME and you*  http://youtu.be/MaApMFaADNsWatching Beavis and Butthead probably contributed to my present bum status at the ripe old age of 25.
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...and I'm free......freeballing...  The fuckers made us wear underwear in Infantry OSUT, Benning '93. FTX week we were in some experimental program in which they had BNCOC sergeants go to the field with us and lead us. Ours saw us all limping around on Day 1 and said "are you fuckers wearing underwear, what the fuck, change out of that shit". Haven't worn them since that day unless I am wearing a suit. It just feels wrong to freeball in a suit. |
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...and I'm free......freeballing...
The fuckers made us wear underwear in Infantry OSUT, Benning '93. FTX week we were in some experimental program in which they had BNCOC sergeants go to the field with us and lead us. Ours saw us all limping around on Day 1 and said "are you fuckers wearing underwear, what the fuck, change out of that shit". Haven't worn them since that day unless I am wearing a suit. It just feels wrong to freeball in a suit. I live in a city of 16 million people. Last year the mayor of the city told a live audience in front of TV cameras, almost out of the blue that he was freeballing. You could hear the wind woosh in the background for a second.
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