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Posted: 2/14/2007 1:26:40 AM EDT

Probably old but I just heard it today.

How do you tell if the computer programer you are talking to is an extrovert?

He is looking at your shoes instead of his own.

Posted: 2/14/2007 1:29:39 AM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 2/14/2007 1:50:50 AM EDT

[#2]

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI

Posted: 2/14/2007 1:56:40 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI

Boooo! Boooo! Hissssss!

Posted: 2/14/2007 1:56:49 AM EDT

[#4]

There are 10 kinds of computer nerds:
Those who understand Binary,
and Those who don't.

Posted: 2/14/2007 2:02:51 AM EDT

[#5]

I love it. Keep them coming.

Posted: 2/14/2007 2:09:09 AM EDT

[#6]

Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."

Posted: 2/14/2007 2:14:50 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."

LOL sounds like an endless loop

Posted: 2/14/2007 2:16:44 AM EDT

[#8]

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, that's a hardware issue.

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