Posted: 3/10/2005 9:21:58 AM EDT
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Just to show my girlfriend that I could do it, I vowed to go a day without ARFCom. I lasted until after lunch, which should be solid proof to any thinking person that I do not have an addiction. Still, her silly little female brain just doesn't get it. I explained to her that you guys are my brain trust, that I could ask any questions on any subjects and get: 1. A few reasoned, honest answers from experts. 2. Tons of authoritatively expressed ignorance. 3. Threats about the eternity I will spend in hell if I don't change my evil ways. 4. A few good laughs that will make my day. And 5. Condemnation from someone who plays with dolls. So here's the test she has proposed: 1. To nail 3/4 hickory flooring to a 3/4 ply subfloor, should we use 1 1/2" or 2" nails? 2. In the TV series "Deadwood", how can people buy and sell building lots and mining claims if the whole town is illegally squatting on Indian land? 3. Diagnose a front-wheel-drive car makes a speed-related clunking sound from the right front when turning right. 4. Can men and women be "just friends". Don't let me down, my comrades in arms. |
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This is too easy. 1) 1.5 inch nails 2) Indians didn't have any rights including land rights back then. 3) Your Right CV joint needs to be either re-packed with grease or replaced all together. 4. Men and women can "just be friends" as long as the women accepts the fact that the guy wants to "hit it" and will if given the opportunity. What do I win??? |
I'm putting you on my List Of People To Listen To. |
Thank you for the wonderful link of pop ups and bullshit............... |
+1. Slam dunk! 
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You must be getting slower in your old age Sarge. I beat you by 15 minutes! 
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Your Welcome 
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Picture Angie Everhardt with a better chest. I'm afraid that if I post a pic of her, it would adversly affect your otherwise sound judgment. |
That is just not right.  How about you IM me a pic? I will not let her pulchritudity sway my decision.
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It's too perilous. I'm saving you from yourself. No greater love hath a Rodent than this. Edited to add that she's featured in the "Official Arfcom wives club #4" thread in the team forum. Maybe an Angie Everhart doppleganger will inspire you to join the team. 
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I think you don't want everyone to know that your girlfriend is ugly. It's ok...we all have had our weak moments. 
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1. To nail 3/4 hickory flooring to a 3/4 ply subfloor, should we use 1 1/2" or 2" nails? pre drill, use screws that are 1.25" then plug 2. In the TV series "Deadwood", how can people buy and sell building lots and mining claims if the whole town is illegally squatting on Indian land? It's a tv show chalk it up to creative license 3. Diagnose a front-wheel-drive car makes a speed-related clunking sound from the right front when turning right. Need more info on most likly a bad cv joint 4. Can men and women be "just friends". NO |
As a member, I don't have access to the "Team Forum." But perhaps you are right...it might be worth it to join. On the other hand...Come on Marine...I know you aren't scared of showing up this old ARMY guy are you?
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Railroad spikes, just to be sure.
Since the Indians did not have a concept of land ownership, could it really be stolen from them?
It sounds like a problem in the interface between the creednabber and the ramastat.
Yes. Especially when she is breaking up with him. |
Yet another reason to hate pilots...they always get the hot chicks. Bastards!! 
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Show my gorgeous girlfriend to a dogface FOR FREE?!?! What kind of a Marine do you think I am?! 
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I never thought I would/could say this, but a "yellow" Marine. Didn't think they existed.
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I was probably the first and the last. Almost wet my pants more than once in that F4  (Editor's note: I said "almost"...) 
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You are making this tough. I never met a Marine who could stand being called "yellow." Must be the college education that taught you to "think before you act or speak." Damn you fly boys! |
Gee this one will when, what contest you going to enter it in? Patty |
not mine, and already entered in this contest: ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=330979 |
I was one of those sensitive Marines. Very rare. It's a little known fact that the Marine Corps names it's finest fighter pilots (especially the quiet, introspective types) after small mammals. (My first call sign was "fledermaus", then "Rodent"...) |