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1/8/2013 4:45:42 PM EDT
I've searched the threads and although I'm sure there's one on this I couldn't find it. I'd like some of your thoughts on more unconventional home security, not defense, got that covered. I've got the motion lights, dead bolts, trimmed shrubs etc. I'm just wanting to better fortify the house.
1/8/2013 4:46:42 PM EDT
[#1]
Moat.


...and trap doors...lots of trap doors activated by a cool lever.
1/8/2013 4:48:28 PM EDT
[#2]
shit i can trump anyones ideas.


put some lego blocks on the floor around every opening. intruders will die of pain.
1/8/2013 4:49:06 PM EDT
[#3]
If you live on a boat, you could try an alligator named Elvis.  I saw it once on a Miami Vice episode.
1/8/2013 4:49:18 PM EDT
[#4]
Rotty problem solved
1/8/2013 4:49:26 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
shit i can trump anyones ideas.


put some lego blocks on the floor around every opening. intruders will die of pain.


KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1/8/2013 4:49:39 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
shit i can trump anyones ideas.


put some lego blocks on the floor around every opening. intruders will die of pain.


1/8/2013 4:50:57 PM EDT
[#7]
Game camera placed on second story pointing to key locations?
1/8/2013 4:51:01 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
shit i can trump anyones ideas.


put some lego blocks on the floor around every opening. intruders will die of pain.


Are the intruders barefoot?
1/8/2013 4:52:53 PM EDT
[#9]
http://youtu.be/1PPqAVhtYg8
1/8/2013 4:56:47 PM EDT
[#10]
sharp and prickly plants under windows?  I know thats popular with some folks.
1/8/2013 5:04:39 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Quoted:
shit i can trump anyones ideas.


put some lego blocks on the floor around every opening. intruders will die of pain.


Are the intruders barefoot?


no so just use hot wheels. those damn things in the dark will make you do a split.

1/8/2013 5:23:44 PM EDT
[#12]
I'll just leave this here:

http://burglarbomb.com/

1/8/2013 6:08:18 PM EDT
[#13]
ARFCOM Safes & Home Security forum
1/8/2013 6:14:00 PM EDT
[#14]
cover your floors in broken glass and nails


also wood blockers in windows and sliding doors will stop them being forced open.
1/8/2013 6:16:45 PM EDT
[#15]
Tie used condoms to every entry point.....

Fun to replenish them, no one will want to touch them.


Better than a snake...
1/8/2013 7:01:55 PM EDT
[#16]
Prickly pears in front of downstairs windows.  A creep with a hoe or shovel can chop through them in a few minutes, but if they don't plan that far ahead I doubt anyone will break in the windows.


1/8/2013 7:16:58 PM EDT
[#17]
Trip flares
1/8/2013 7:19:07 PM EDT
[#18]
Beagles. They're not big but they NEVER stop barking.
1/8/2013 7:20:45 PM EDT
[#19]
Claymores.
1/8/2013 7:47:44 PM EDT
[#20]
In the city, people kept sitting on my front steps. I had a metal worker fabricate a rail of small iron spikes that bolt on to the top of the steps. Problem solved. I considered attaching my railing to a car battery and getting some popcorn so I could watch the show, but I am not that crazy just yet

At my previous residence, I dough a small trenches the size of a bicycle tire along the edge where the grass meets the walkway. I always knew when we had a new postal carrier due to the circulars floating around my yard. I forgot to mention the flash bang rigged to the pumpkins when we had a rash of vandals smashing them in the neighborhood. For some reason they never f**ked with my pumpkins...I guess I was lucky.

If anyone is curious I did end up flash banging my wife by accident. I felt bad about that…but there are casualties in war. I told her that she was lucky I did not have access to thermite grenades.  
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