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1/16/2015 2:09:00 AM EDT

1/16/2015 2:14:18 AM EDT
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He's lucky he still has a head. Crocodiles have a bite strength more than 6 times greater than a great white shark.
1/16/2015 2:17:52 AM EDT
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Maybe it doesn't like curry.

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1/16/2015 2:19:44 AM EDT
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That happens when you poke at a crocodile with a stick.
1/16/2015 2:20:45 AM EDT
[#4]
That could have been much worse!


1/16/2015 2:21:03 AM EDT
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1/16/2015 2:21:10 AM EDT
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Playing with fire and all.


The video is titled trainer. I wouldn't think you can train crocodiles.
1/16/2015 2:22:15 AM EDT
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Win stupid prizes and all that.  
1/16/2015 2:24:06 AM EDT
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I think they even got it back on the guy!

 
1/16/2015 2:24:39 AM EDT
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Derp
1/16/2015 2:25:24 AM EDT
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Needs a cigarette dangling from fingers.
1/16/2015 2:26:54 AM EDT
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There is no such thing as a crockadile trainer.

You cannot train a croc, a trainer is merely a food source.
1/16/2015 2:27:12 AM EDT
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I think they even got it back on the guy!  




 
Zoo keeper in Thailand or something as I recall.
1/16/2015 2:29:48 AM EDT
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'Bad Croc!'
'NO SOUP FOR YOU!'
1/16/2015 2:29:58 AM EDT
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Just ghotta alpha up man!  Be a pack leader.







 





1/16/2015 2:49:18 AM EDT
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1/16/2015 3:05:54 AM EDT
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Must not have tasted very good.
1/16/2015 3:26:27 AM EDT
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Yeah.


I've seen a video of an American alligator "trainer" who had one clamp down on his head.

It was explained in the video that the gators (and other lizards of their ilk) habitually do that "sit with your mouth open" basking thing a lot.  They're just mellow and relaxing, and you totally can stick your limbs inside their mouths and they won't clamp down... unless there's a stimulus that they have food or something in their mouths they don't expect.

The American "trainer" had a drop of sweat from his forehead land on the gator's tongue, so the gator slammed shut.


Probably something similar here.  Ultimately it is the risk the crowd was there to see, as well.
1/16/2015 3:31:12 AM EDT
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"Now I'm gonna stick my thumb up his butthole."






1/16/2015 3:37:58 AM EDT
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That's a sucky job.
1/16/2015 3:40:56 AM EDT
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Looks more bitey than sucky.


1/16/2015 3:41:29 AM EDT
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That's what I'm thinking.
1/16/2015 3:48:10 AM EDT
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Lately, Erickson, a Florida State biology professor, and his colleagues have been pondering a particularly painful-sounding question: How hard do alligators and crocodiles bite?
The answer is a bite force value of 3,700 pounds for a 17-foot saltwater crocodile (as well as tooth pressures of 350,000 pounds per square inch). That’s the highest bite force ever recorded — beating a 2,980-pound value for a 13-foot wild American alligator Erickson’s lab measured in 2005. They estimate that the largest extinct crocodilians, 35- to 40-foot animals, bit at forces as high as 23,100 pounds.
1/16/2015 3:56:13 AM EDT
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This.
1/16/2015 4:00:10 AM EDT
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I can't imagine being a poor person in a place that has REAL crocodiles.



I've been close to gators, crocs and caimans in FL and Latin America/SA but that is completely different IMO.




Nile and Indo-Pac Crocs see people as an easy food source.  That would be scary as shit to have to bath/fish/drink around those dinosaurs on a daily basis.
1/16/2015 4:00:28 AM EDT
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double
 
1/16/2015 10:29:54 AM EDT
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That's not an attack, it's a "fuck you". An attack would have removed or crushed his head.
1/16/2015 10:34:02 AM EDT
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Needs a cigarette dangling from fingers.

Or gripping a bottle of Natty Light.
1/16/2015 10:36:52 AM EDT
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I can't imagine being a poor person in a place that has REAL crocodiles.

I've been close to gators, crocs and caimans in FL and Latin America/SA but that is completely different IMO.

Nile and Indo-Pac Crocs see people as an easy food source.  That would be scary as shit to have to bath/fish/drink around those dinosaurs on a daily basis.
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When we went canoeing in Yucatan the salt water crocs all slipped into the water to follow us when we glided silently past.

I'm pretty sure they view us as easy prey.. and they were right.
1/16/2015 10:37:27 AM EDT
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I don't have a lot of sympathy for the trainer.  The fucking croc should be out in the wild living a normal life.

IMHO, YMMV.
1/16/2015 10:37:29 AM EDT
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Needs a cigarette dangling from fingers.

Or gripping a bottle of Natty Light.

Nope, he told his buddy to hold his natty light and said watch this.
1/16/2015 10:38:38 AM EDT
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I've been close to gators, crocs and caimans in FL and Latin America/SA but that is completely different IMO.







Nile and Indo-Pac Crocs see people as an easy food source.  That would be scary as shit to have to bath/fish/drink around those dinosaurs on a daily basis.





 

Gators generally do not bother me. I will swim in the lakes with them here. Really don't want to come across crocs though...




I tend to try and chase sharks down while diving in the ocean too.

 
1/16/2015 10:45:57 AM EDT
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just starting a new fashion trend....alligator hats.
1/16/2015 10:49:01 AM EDT
[#33]
Crocodile trainer? Smh
1/16/2015 10:53:29 AM EDT
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Yeah.


I've seen a video of an American alligator "trainer" who had one clamp down on his head.

It was explained in the video that the gators (and other lizards of their ilk) habitually do that "sit with your mouth open" basking thing a lot.  They're just mellow and relaxing, and you totally can stick your limbs inside their mouths and they won't clamp down... unless there's a stimulus that they have food or something in their mouths they don't expect.

The American "trainer" had a drop of sweat from his forehead land on the gator's tongue, so the gator slammed shut.


Probably something similar here.  Ultimately it is the risk the crowd was there to see, as well.
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Playing with fire and all.


The video is titled trainer. I wouldn't think you can train crocodiles.


Yeah.


I've seen a video of an American alligator "trainer" who had one clamp down on his head.

It was explained in the video that the gators (and other lizards of their ilk) habitually do that "sit with your mouth open" basking thing a lot.  They're just mellow and relaxing, and you totally can stick your limbs inside their mouths and they won't clamp down... unless there's a stimulus that they have food or something in their mouths they don't expect.

The American "trainer" had a drop of sweat from his forehead land on the gator's tongue, so the gator slammed shut.


Probably something similar here.  Ultimately it is the risk the crowd was there to see, as well.


i think ive seen this video...  didnt hte whole thing happen in front of an audience of like a few hundred people?
1/16/2015 10:56:34 AM EDT
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But the huge snakes people keep in their homes in proximity to their kids on the other hand.......................oh wait; same exact damned thing.
1/16/2015 11:00:56 AM EDT
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I agree.  kind of a "I'm not in the mood for this crap today" bite.  Croc quick bit, then shoved off for a dip in the water.
1/16/2015 11:03:56 AM EDT
[#37]
S.T.U.P.I.D.
1/16/2015 11:11:14 AM EDT
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Murphy and Darwin are just laughing their asses off right now knowing he will try again.
1/16/2015 11:11:33 AM EDT
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Looked to me that Croc just got tired of being teased.
Then as gently as a Croc can, let "trainer" know that.   Looks like he quite the Show and left.

Nice Croc. He did not take the trainer with him when he quit.
1/16/2015 11:14:56 AM EDT
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He'd have been fine if only he was wearing a PT belt.
1/16/2015 11:19:53 AM EDT
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Yeah.


I've seen a video of an American alligator "trainer" who had one clamp down on his head.

It was explained in the video that the gators (and other lizards of their ilk) habitually do that "sit with your mouth open" basking thing a lot.  They're just mellow and relaxing, and you totally can stick your limbs inside their mouths and they won't clamp down... unless there's a stimulus that they have food or something in their mouths they don't expect.

The American "trainer" had a drop of sweat from his forehead land on the gator's tongue, so the gator slammed shut.


Probably something similar here.  Ultimately it is the risk the crowd was there to see, as well.
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Playing with fire and all.


The video is titled trainer. I wouldn't think you can train crocodiles.


Yeah.


I've seen a video of an American alligator "trainer" who had one clamp down on his head.

It was explained in the video that the gators (and other lizards of their ilk) habitually do that "sit with your mouth open" basking thing a lot.  They're just mellow and relaxing, and you totally can stick your limbs inside their mouths and they won't clamp down... unless there's a stimulus that they have food or something in their mouths they don't expect.

The American "trainer" had a drop of sweat from his forehead land on the gator's tongue, so the gator slammed shut.


Probably something similar here.  Ultimately it is the risk the crowd was there to see, as well.


Is that the guy from "Gatorboys" you're talking about???
1/16/2015 11:25:10 AM EDT
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Good bite...
1/16/2015 11:36:36 AM EDT
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Is that the guy from "Gatorboys" you're talking about???
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Playing with fire and all.


The video is titled trainer. I wouldn't think you can train crocodiles.


Yeah.


I've seen a video of an American alligator "trainer" who had one clamp down on his head.

It was explained in the video that the gators (and other lizards of their ilk) habitually do that "sit with your mouth open" basking thing a lot.  They're just mellow and relaxing, and you totally can stick your limbs inside their mouths and they won't clamp down... unless there's a stimulus that they have food or something in their mouths they don't expect.

The American "trainer" had a drop of sweat from his forehead land on the gator's tongue, so the gator slammed shut.


Probably something similar here.  Ultimately it is the risk the crowd was there to see, as well.


Is that the guy from "Gatorboys" you're talking about???


Seen that one. I was suprised his head didn't collapsed. Luck Guy!
1/16/2015 11:47:07 AM EDT
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Dang!
1/16/2015 12:06:01 PM EDT
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Trainer is lucky the death spin was not enabled.
1/16/2015 12:09:43 PM EDT
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I dont think the bite was either. The Coroc was just doing it's thing. Once he realized oh shit, he let go and went into the water
1/16/2015 12:52:30 PM EDT
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I've been to these "zoo's" in Thailand and I can almost guarantee that after the croc show was over they allowed the audience come down and sit on the back of the crocodile and have a photo taken for what is equivalent to $10 or less. A lot of them also have tigers that they also let you sit with and pet with a photo or a baby tiger you can hold and bottle feed.
1/16/2015 1:00:20 PM EDT
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We had a crocodile attack in FL a few months ago.
1/16/2015 1:31:34 PM EDT
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HA HA !  .gif
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