[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Cuddling (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 3/8/2002 11:41:16 PM EDT
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Ok, I know its not talked about alot. My lady friend says guys REALLY do enjoy cuddling but don't want to admit it. She asked me to put the question here. I told her to be prepared for the answers, they may not be pretty. I suspect some of you would agree with me on this. Cuddle long enough to insure poontang for the next day. Am I wrong? Jeez, I even feel like a wuss for asking this question. |
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Hmmm.... OK... Standard answer: Cuddling? Are you kidding? The perfect woman, after sex, turns into a beer and a ham sandwich. Lude answer: Send me a picture of your lady friend and I'll tell you if I'll cuddle with her long enough to get poontang. (After which she should turn into a beer and a ham sandwich.) Oh, you mean me?... I like it, but as near as I can tell I am atypical. I grew up in an environment where I was rarely touched. I remember when I was 14 a girl in school was going to give me a hug and I was afraid I would do it wrong if that tells you anything. Now, I like it... [:)] |
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Hell, I LOVE to cuddle! That's the only way I get any sleep! Let us just say that my girlfriend has a "generous" drive... That, and she has been known to get up and get me a sandwich and a beer afterwards, while she's getting hers! Those who remember me from the time I was with my ex-wife will understand that [b][i][u]I LOVE MY ZENY!!!![/u][/i][/b] Even though I guess I could now consider myself a multiple rape victim... (whispered:) [size=1]help. save me. for the love of God, Montresor. help.[/size=1] We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming. |
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Rainman: rule#1 you do not talk about cuddling rule#2 you do not talk about cuddling rule#3 you get the idea Now, with that said, I must say it worries me that you even brought this up. We all "like" to cuddle as long as you define "like" as what we tell our girls so they don't think we are complete a******s. |
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Quoted: Quoted: I thoroughly enjoy falling asleep "spoon style" with my wife to my back. Hot breasteses against my bare back is very nice--what's not to enjoy? I guess that's considered "cuddling" right? She better not mess with the "falling asleep" part though. Ditto!! You like my wife's breasteses against your bare back too? [>:/] |
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I suspect some of you would agree with me on this. Cuddle long enough to insure poontang for the next day. Am I wrong? You're not wrong (yet). [i]Just wait until she hits her peak at the age of 40 & wants to cuddle three times a night. A while back I KNEW they peaked-out at 30,,, then 35...[/i] |
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Quoted: I suspect some of you would agree with me on this. Cuddle long enough to insure poontang for the next day. Am I wrong? You're not wrong (yet). [i]Just wait until she hits her peak at the age of 40 & wants to cuddle three times a night. A while back I KNEW they peaked-out at 30,,, then 35...[/i] Listen up, young'uns. Please refer to my posts above to ARgon. My wife is 41. [;)] |
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I'm sorry about the confusion. Let me define cuddling, as I understood the question when it was asked of me. Cuddling - those long minutes of holding AND TALKING immediately following sex. This does not involve falling asleep as that would show disinterest. You get no arguement from me about having boobs and warm body against you when falling asleep, but that comes later. Now, not to give you more information than you need, but for me, following sex, falling asleep is an attractive option. On the other hand, sometimes I feel like going out and building a bridge. |
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Cuddling - those long minutes of holding AND TALKING immediately following sex. [b]TALKING?????[/b] Good God man, When the main event is over, I usually feel like I have just run a marathon. It isn't necessarily that I have something against "cuddling", I just can't keep my damn eyes open. Maybe its that feeling of complete comfort & closeness you get from curling up against a nekkid woman....puts me out like general anethesia every time. [b]Oink[/b] |
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Quoted: I suspect some of you would agree with me on this. Cuddle long enough to insure poontang for the next day. Am I wrong? You're not wrong (yet). [i]Just wait until she hits her peak at the age of 40 & wants to cuddle three times a night. A while back I KNEW they peaked-out at 30,,, then 35...[/i] Women peak at 17-18 [;D] |
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Quoted: Hell, I LOVE to cuddle! That's the only way I get any sleep! Let us just say that my girlfriend has a "generous" drive... That, and she has been known to get up and get me a sandwich and a beer afterwards, while she's getting hers! Those who remember me from the time I was with my ex-wife will understand that [b][i][u]I LOVE MY ZENY!!!![/u][/i][/b] Even though I guess I could now consider myself a multiple rape victim... (whispered:) [size=1]help. save me. for the love of God, Montresor. help.[/size=1] We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming. ROTFLMAO! [:D] EDITTED TO SAY: By the way, mcwarrior, it's a reference to [i]The Cask of Amontillado[/i] by Edgar Allan Poe |
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You know,I was scouting topics to reply to. But I have to say one thing about this Cuddling topic. You guys are DOGS. Women like to cuddle cause it brings us closer to the one we love. Falling asleep in someones arms is wonderful. And any guy that can admit he likes to cuddle without getting "ANY" is a MAN in my book. Why should cuddling have to do with getting Nookie anyways. You guys,is that all you think about? Oh besides Beer and Food. One of these days,all women will quit doing those little things for you. Lady_of_the_Wolf |
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Quoted: You know,I was scouting topics to reply to. But I have to say one thing about this Cuddling topic. You guys are DOGS. Women like to cuddle cause it brings us closer to the one we love. Falling asleep in someones arms is wonderful. And any guy that can admit he likes to cuddle without getting "ANY" is a MAN in my book. Why should cuddling have to do with getting Nookie anyways. You guys,is that all you think about? Oh besides Beer and Food. One of these days,all women will quit doing those little things for you. Lady_of_the_Wolf Umm....errr...Does that mean I'm gonna have to get up for my own ham sandwich? I only cuddle if I can utilize it as a means to avoid falling asleep in the wet spot. |
| I cuddle my pillow (I have 2), does that count? I wouldn't know about cuddling a person but I've found that the cuddling position for me is the most efficient position for sleeping. I can sleep less and feel more rested in the morning. So do I like cuddling? the answer would have to be yes. |
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Quoted: You know,I was scouting topics to reply to. But I have to say one thing about this Cuddling topic. You guys are DOGS. Women like to cuddle cause it brings us closer to the one we love. Falling asleep in someones arms is wonderful. And any guy that can admit he likes to cuddle without getting "ANY" is a MAN in my book. Why should cuddling have to do with getting Nookie anyways. You guys,is that all you think about? Oh besides Beer and Food. One of these days,all women will quit doing those little things for you. Lady_of_the_Wolf Oh, yes I love to just cuddle [;)] . Who's yer daddy? [sex] Ruff |
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yes, but only with a clean firearm. as aimless stated Just got to be careful about not getting the gun oil on your jammies. That powder residue is a b*tch to clean out also. I however I prefer my firarms be neked while we cuddle. No holsters,magazines or bayonets on the sheets. [BD] |
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All, This thread reminds me of a joke...did you ever hear the joke about the three different types of sex during marriage? Yep, just three types: everywhere sex, bedroom sex, and hallway sex. Everywhere sex: for newlyweds - anytime you can get into a horizontal and/or vertical position, anytime of day or night, for any length of time. Bedroom sex: for the married couple in their prime - keeping sex confined to a bedroom with a locked door (due to the children). Hallway sex: for the 40 and 50 year marriages - you pass each other in a hallway, look at each other, and simultaneously say the words, "Fuck You." |
| Cuddling is absolutely awesome. I love it!! Especially the part where she reaches back and puts her hand on my leg, cause that almost always leads to some serious lovin. But I would lay with my woman anytime anyplace. We cuddle up and watch TV, when we have 30 minutes to kill, and a nap sounds good, etc..... |