Posted: 2/21/2006 3:25:53 PM EDT
| My wife is fine as frog fur. Anytime I try to lull myself to sleep with the "Whom Would I Most Like to Boff" mental exercise, I have to interrupt myself and say "Yeah, yeah, besides your wife, dummy. It's a game." |
Believe it or not, she is the worst photographic subject I have ever seen. She really is gorgeous - gay guys tell me that if I get hit by a bus they're going to jump the fence just for her - but in photos she looks like a paper plate full of cold scrambled eggs and corned beef hash. |