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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Date Backfired!!! (Page 1 of 2)

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4/28/2005 10:07:28 PM EDT
Ok, so tonight, I took a rather hot female that I have had interest in for quite some time.  For those of your that know, this is Girl A from my recent post "My insane friday night." Long story short, last firday we danced at a bar, hooked up, no sex though cause I was waaaaay too drunk.  Had a buddy walk her home while I puked.  ANYWAYS....

Today I took her to a range a while out from campus.  I told her that firearms were the reason me and my prior gf broke up, except this one is totally cool with guns, so I figure, lets give her a few pointers then dinner, etc.  EXCEPT.... she never told me that her dad had her shooting at age eight.  So we get to the range, she out shoots me, and even gives me a bunch of pointers.  Needless to say, the only good thing that came out of the night is the fact that I'm using her laptop right now while she's asleep in her bed (this time I wasn't drunk at all... ).  Anyways, back to bed with her, male ego shattered and repaired all in one night...

I think this one is a keeper!
4/28/2005 10:09:57 PM EDT
[#1]
dumbass, you have a warm body in bed and your on teh internet.


Go get in bed!
4/28/2005 10:11:42 PM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
dumbass, you have a warm body in bed and your on teh internet.


Go get in bed!



"Hey Cristie, I have some Engineering hw I gotta get done..."
4/28/2005 10:12:17 PM EDT
[#3]
Propose, tomorrow.





j/k man...but don't let the rkba chicks get away without a fight.
4/28/2005 10:12:55 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
dumbass, you have a warm body in bed and your on teh internet.


Go get in bed!



+1 dammit
4/28/2005 10:14:30 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Propose, tomorrow.





j/k man...but don't let the rkba chicks get away without a fight.



A big fight, especially when they're hot too.
4/28/2005 10:15:25 PM EDT
[#6]
Yeah but remember... no matter how good she looks, or how good she shoots...
...somewhere someone is tired of putting up with her shit!
4/28/2005 10:15:55 PM EDT
[#7]
Lucky sob you. Find a like minded friend and send her to Macomb damnit.

Have fun bud, go with an open mind. You actually might learn something about shooting you didnt already know.

4/28/2005 10:25:10 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
dumbass, you have a warm body in bed and your on teh internet.


Go get in bed!



+1




Keeper, BTW.
4/28/2005 10:43:57 PM EDT
[#9]
I love it when a plan comes together.  
4/28/2005 10:47:17 PM EDT
[#10]
4/28/2005 10:48:16 PM EDT
[#11]
THAT is fuckin classic.
4/28/2005 10:49:43 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:


+1 if true you belong in the hall of shame for being such a fucking tard.
4/28/2005 10:58:24 PM EDT
[#13]
Wait 'til gunny pop finds out what you did to his little girl...
4/28/2005 11:02:13 PM EDT
[#14]
Is she a 3rd input girl?
4/28/2005 11:02:30 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Wait 'til gunny pop finds out what you did to his little girl...



Especially if he happens to be a memeber here.
4/28/2005 11:05:54 PM EDT
[#16]
This post is useless WITHOUT PICTURES
4/28/2005 11:18:21 PM EDT
[#17]
I'd dump her.....You will NEVER hear the end of it because she out shot you on the first date!
4/29/2005 12:24:15 AM EDT
[#18]
Boot

Curb

Be lonely and drunk the rest of your life.  It's soooo much better.

4/29/2005 12:27:34 AM EDT
[#19]
if shes asleep now take a picture of her... without her face with a AR15.com sign next to her, otherwise....  
4/29/2005 1:44:31 AM EDT
[#20]
Delete the history on her laptop so she doesn't look up where you've been after you go home and find out you've been posting about your conquests on a public forum.
4/29/2005 4:16:01 AM EDT
[#21]
No ego problems here.  I think it's hot if a chic can shoot!!
4/29/2005 4:21:58 AM EDT
[#22]
Well, it seems you made it to bed.

I'll agree with some of the above posts. I offered to take my ex shooting all the time. Shit, I even offered to build her a pink .22 AR. No dice.

I dig chicks that dig guns. If things don't work out with you two, pass her to the right!




PS. Engineering sucks  Good luck with that too.
4/29/2005 4:26:15 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Wait 'til gunny pop finds out what you did to his little girl...



Especially if he happens to be a memeber here.




Now THAT would be priceless!
4/29/2005 6:09:17 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
if shes asleep now take a picture of her... without her face with a AR15.com sign next to her, otherwise....  



this thread is USELESS without PICS
4/29/2005 6:12:38 AM EDT
[#25]
Reset her homepage to www.ar15.com  
4/29/2005 6:14:48 AM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
Reset her homepage to www.ar15.com  



or better yet reset it to www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=347331
4/29/2005 6:16:42 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
Boot

Curb

Be lonely and drunk the rest of your life.  It's soooo much better.




That is the ARFCOM way!
4/29/2005 6:16:53 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
 EXCEPT.... she never told me that her dad had her shooting at age eight.  So we get to the range, she out shoots me, and even gives me a bunch of pointers.  



owned
4/29/2005 6:19:14 AM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
Ok, so tonight, I took a rather hot female that I have had interest in for quite some time.  For those of your that know, this is Girl A from my recent post "My insane friday night." Long story short, last firday we danced at a bar, hooked up, no sex though cause I was waaaaay too drunk.  Had a buddy walk her home while I puked.  ANYWAYS....

Today I took her to a range a while out from campus.  I told her that firearms were the reason me and my prior gf broke up, except this one is totally cool with guns, so I figure, lets give her a few pointers then dinner, etc.  EXCEPT.... she never told me that her dad had her shooting at age eight.  So we get to the range, she out shoots me, and even gives me a bunch of pointers.  Needless to say, the only good thing that came out of the night is the fact that I'm using her laptop right now while she's asleep in her bed (this time I wasn't drunk at all... ).  Anyways, back to bed with her, male ego shattered and repaired all in one night...

I think this one is a keeper!




You took her, are you holding her against her will?
4/29/2005 6:20:17 AM EDT
[#30]
Damn newbies, didn't you read the CoC:





POOPER

then

PICS!
4/29/2005 6:23:54 AM EDT
[#31]
Taggage---I got to see this one
4/29/2005 6:26:52 AM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
Damn newbies, didn't you read the CoC:





POOPER

then

PICS!




heh, heh, heh....IBTL! (but not before the pics...)
4/29/2005 6:39:48 AM EDT
[#33]
I have a rule:  No dating women that can outshoot me!  MJD
4/29/2005 12:57:59 PM EDT
[#34]
pics coming
4/29/2005 1:00:11 PM EDT
[#35]
SAW_gunner is that you?
4/29/2005 1:00:37 PM EDT
[#36]
You nailed her on the first date?
4/29/2005 1:02:02 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
You nailed her on the first date?



He said she was a keeper.

Don't you dare shatter his image of her by pointing out whata morally bankrupt individual she must be to sleep with someone she barely knows!

How dare you?!



*cough*

4/29/2005 1:02:55 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
You nailed her on the first date?



That would be the second one, Gabby.
4/29/2005 1:03:21 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You nailed her on the first date?



He said she was a keeper.

Don't you dare shatter his image of her by pointing out whata morally bankrupt individual she must be to sleep with someone she barely knows!

How dare you?!



*cough*

oh yeah! cause a gentleman runs and posts about his intimate relationship with a woman while she is sleeping.




4/29/2005 1:07:16 PM EDT
[#40]
You of course are aware that you will forever be her nonshooting bitch right?
4/29/2005 1:07:55 PM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You nailed her on the first date?



That would be the second one, Gabby.



K, just asking.
4/29/2005 1:08:05 PM EDT
[#42]
I bet in adition to out shooting you, she could also whip your ass.
4/29/2005 1:11:04 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:
You nailed her on the first date?




nothing wrong with that... as long as there are only a couple more dates.
4/29/2005 1:11:15 PM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:
I bet in adition to out shooting you, she could also whip your ass.



Does Mrs Bama whup your ass Mr. Bama?
4/29/2005 1:11:44 PM EDT
[#45]
Dear God, KEEP THIS ONE!

Mike
4/29/2005 1:19:18 PM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
 EXCEPT.... she never told me that her dad had her shooting at age eight.  So we get to the range, she out shoots me, and even gives me a bunch of pointers.  



owned



exactly what i was thinking
4/29/2005 1:20:31 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You nailed her on the first date?



He said she was a keeper.

Don't you dare shatter his image of her by pointing out whata morally bankrupt individual she must be to sleep with someone she barely knows!

How dare you?!



*cough*




'Scuse me there sir.  I've got a lovely stone here if you'd like to be the first to cast it.

Or perhaps you'd like to try and remove the splinter from her eye?

4/29/2005 1:25:42 PM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I bet in adition to out shooting you, she could also whip your ass.



Does Mrs Bama whup your ass Mr. Bama?



Every now and then when I don't behave.
4/29/2005 1:50:48 PM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I bet in adition to out shooting you, she could also whip your ass.



Does Mrs Bama whup your ass Mr. Bama?



Every now and then when I don't behave.



You lucky SOB.
4/29/2005 2:29:24 PM EDT
[#50]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
You nailed her on the first date?



He said she was a keeper.

Don't you dare shatter his image of her by pointing out whata morally bankrupt individual she must be to sleep with someone she barely knows!

How dare you?!



*cough*




'Scuse me there sir.  I've got a lovely stone here if you'd like to be the first to cast it.

Or perhaps you'd like to try and remove the splinter from her eye?




Oh, don't worry, he's never cast a stone before.  He swears that he's not judgemental.  
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