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Could you please redirect some of these afternoon storms over to Central Texas? Thank you in advance! |
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I’m not in central Florida but I’ll happily give you a rain day every month or so. As long as you take all the ‘skeeters too. |
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Originally Posted By whiteryno: Drought conditions are worse in NFL we are short 25+ " and haven't had a good rain in over a week Central Florida here. We have had rain every day for at least a month. It’s was a dry spring though so the rain is making up for it now. |
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Sorry. My lake is so low I can't use my boat ramp without subjecting my trailer tires to the jagged rip rap at the bottom of it. Praying for 4 or 5 feet of torrential rains during this winter' s super El Niño. On the positive side the canal between my lake and the 550 site RV lake resort they stay at is dry so the hordes of jet ski clowns can't fuk up our lake. Sorry again. |
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away! For now.. 
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Originally Posted By VacaDuck: Could you please redirect some of these afternoon storms over to Central Texas? Thank you in advance! Sorry, no can do. I'm near Tampa, and we are still in an extreme drought. Every damn afternoon the radar shows rain. It all splits and goes around us, it's like we are in a damn bubble. They just extended our once-a-week watering restrictions to next March. |
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Highlands checking in. It's been good recently, but we still need more. I get a daily alert (literally) for lighting. It makes me happy. Eta... Attached File For weeks straight. |
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Originally Posted By MrHold: @Sharden1 Just be clear I'm close to Firehouse #6 Originally Posted By MrHold: Originally Posted By Sharden1: @MRHOLD You are right down the street from me sir! @Sharden1 Just be clear I'm close to Firehouse #6 Howdy neighbors! Lockhart checking in, right on top of the “n” in “My location” on your map. I’m actually quite pleased to be on the low side of the water table. It means the swamps are only up to my knees and I get to keep my balls dry…until the sweat drips down that way at least.  Maybe if we all aim our box fans to the west we can blow some of it across the gulf for the OP. |
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Originally Posted By VacaDuck: Could you please redirect some of these afternoon storms over to Central Texas? Thank you in advance! I’m responsible for .78” of that glorious wet stuff in Van Zandt county on Monday. I washed my wife’s car that morning. Put the pressure water away, turned around and saw a bolt of lightning, heard the thunder a second later. Said screw drying her car off in the driveway, so I pulled it into the garage and the rain started. As good as a rain dance. |
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Originally Posted By Triggerstuck: I’m responsible for .78” of that glorious wet stuff in Van Zandt county on Monday. I washed my wife’s car that morning. Put the pressure water away, turned around and saw a bolt of lightning, heard the thunder a second later. Said screw drying her car off in the driveway, so I pulled it into the garage and the rain started. As good as a rain dance. Originally Posted By Triggerstuck: Originally Posted By VacaDuck: Could you please redirect some of these afternoon storms over to Central Texas? Thank you in advance! I’m responsible for .78” of that glorious wet stuff in Van Zandt county on Monday. I washed my wife’s car that morning. Put the pressure water away, turned around and saw a bolt of lightning, heard the thunder a second later. Said screw drying her car off in the driveway, so I pulled it into the garage and the rain started. As good as a rain dance. And here I thought I was the only one with the magic. I cannot remember the last time I washed my car and didn’t have rain within the hour! |
| I'm not certain how the map says SW Fl is in a draught. I've had standing water in the woods next to me for almost 6 months now, rain every other day, pond is overflowing, ground is so wet it cant be mowed without sinking. Trying to get some dirt brought in but it'll do more damage than it fixes trying to get it spread with equipment. |
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Originally Posted By MrHold: @Sharden1 Just be clear I'm close to Firehouse #6 Originally Posted By MrHold: Originally Posted By Sharden1: @MRHOLD You are right down the street from me sir! @Sharden1 Just be clear I'm close to Firehouse #6 @Mrhold On the Apopka side? I’m a little north of you in Sorrento, at the 44 split. |
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Originally Posted By SwampApe: Howdy neighbors! Lockhart checking in, right on top of the “n” in “My location” on your map. I’m actually quite pleased to be on the low side of the water table. It means the swamps are only up to my knees and I get to keep my balls dry…until the sweat drips down that way at least. Maybe if we all aim our box fans to the west we can blow some of it across the gulf for the OP. Originally Posted By SwampApe: Originally Posted By MrHold: Originally Posted By Sharden1: @MRHOLD You are right down the street from me sir! @Sharden1 Just be clear I'm close to Firehouse #6 Howdy neighbors! Lockhart checking in, right on top of the “n” in “My location” on your map. I’m actually quite pleased to be on the low side of the water table. It means the swamps are only up to my knees and I get to keep my balls dry…until the sweat drips down that way at least. Maybe if we all aim our box fans to the west we can blow some of it across the gulf for the OP. Lol let’s not do that, we still need a lot of rain up where I’m at. Spring really was a kick in the nuts with being dry and no rain. |
| Central Florida here: Rains small amounts here and there most days.. But we are in "Southwest Florida Water Management District (SWFWMD) has extended its Modified Phase III "Extreme" Water Shortage Order till March 31, 2027.... So were not going to be able send any water to Texas it seems.... |
| Lake Okeechobee was under 5’ last I checked. It’s usually at 8’ or more this time of year. Most people don’t understand that the lakes are the source of water for crops that get us through the dry season (which starts in about a month). It is going to be a really tough winter on anybody that farms (like me) |
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Originally Posted By flcracker: If we send you some rain in the summer you have to take some snowbirds in the winter too. |
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Originally Posted By Triggerstuck: I’m responsible for .78” of that glorious wet stuff in Van Zandt county on Monday. I washed my wife’s car that morning. Put the pressure water away, turned around and saw a bolt of lightning, heard the thunder a second later. Said screw drying her car off in the driveway, so I pulled it into the garage and the rain started. As good as a rain dance. What else is happening in the "Free State of Van Vandt?" |
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Originally Posted By SwampApe: And here I thought I was the only one with the magic. I cannot remember the last time I washed my car and didn’t have rain within the hour! Originally Posted By SwampApe: Originally Posted By Triggerstuck: Originally Posted By VacaDuck: Could you please redirect some of these afternoon storms over to Central Texas? Thank you in advance! I’m responsible for .78” of that glorious wet stuff in Van Zandt county on Monday. I washed my wife’s car that morning. Put the pressure water away, turned around and saw a bolt of lightning, heard the thunder a second later. Said screw drying her car off in the driveway, so I pulled it into the garage and the rain started. As good as a rain dance. And here I thought I was the only one with the magic. I cannot remember the last time I washed my car and didn’t have rain within the hour! Y’all want rain? Let me know and I’ll schedule a driveway pour. It works 100% of the time, every time. |
Happiness is the greatest agent of purification
Bikini Bottoms underneath, but the boys hearts still skip a beat, when them girls shimmy off, them old cut offs
Bikini Bottoms underneath, but the boys hearts still skip a beat, when them girls shimmy off, them old cut offs