Posted: 10/28/2007 9:05:32 PM EDT
| I dont give a shit about Nostradamus, he was just a no talent dipshit that has managed to trick a bunch of dumbasses that have a low enough IQ to believe anything he ever said. Please stop making and showing programs about Nostradamus and show some video of the US military blowing the hell out of some Nazi's or something. Thank you |
Yeah, WTF? History channel is kinda going down the tubes. Lots of dumbass stuff on lately. I dont care about the apocalypse. Ohhhhhhh! Big deal. There is once school subject that you could study 10 new things every day for the rest of your life and never hit a repeat...history! theres more history to learn than we can even scratch the surface of! Have some new damn programming! |
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Dear Viewers: Our market research and focus groups tell us what will sell advertising space (by the way, that's what we do for a living). We are showing exactly what the Average Viewer wants to see, and we rake in the dough because they buy the products that we advertise. This is a captialist society, so if you want decent content, please refer to our value-added (as in higher-cost) Digital Channels. If you could just watch what we show you and not make trouble, that would be great. B-bye now! 
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This is the truth. I recently ordered Nat. Geo., and Mil. Ch. because the History Ch. has been the suck the last year. They used to have some good original shows, but the budget must be cut, or diverted to A&E. They did an original a few years back about getting a crew together for a sail around Australia that followed Capt. Cooks voyage. That was some good TV. Specials on Modern Marvels, that are just reruns now. And yeah, the Nostradamus is very tired. |
Well Dear HC good show (Dogfights, Mail Call, Shootout) sponsor, Thank you for your investment in ______ . I used to see your ads when I watched that show. Unfortunately I have not seen your ads as of late because I don't watch shows about notrogoofus, or mega human extinction. If you are spending ad money on n-goofus etc. to reach me I'm sorry you are wasting your money. yours truly I guess we could send a few emails |
Unfortunately, the digital channels have the same shitty re-runs. No improvement at all. 
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But less Nostrodamus, Ice Road Truckers and TEOTWAWKI, no? |
I don't know, maybe. I barely watch any of it anymore. I think I've seen every program on History, Discovery, Military, Nat Geo, etc. at least three times. |
Noted. We will now show a month straight of the fucking Da Vinci Code bullshit. Enjoy 
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when it aired in July-August, it described factual events which occurred in December-February. Recent history, but history nonetheless. Cut out all the silly "American Chopper" type drama, and there was lots of interesting info about the diamond mines and the incredible logistical marvel of the ice roads themselves |
Never fail, you always have ex-seal dingleberry douchebag, on the Military Channel. He is a class act (don't shoot me and take my guns) in every sense of the word. 
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Unfortunately, the proleteriat are not interested in history, or anything remotely educational for that matter.
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I'm going to report you to the FBI as a potential subversive!
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It ain't just the History Channel. I'm The Slime by Frank Zappa I am gross and perverted I'm obsessed 'n deranged I have existed for years But very little had changed I am the tool of the Government And industry too For I am destined to rule And regulate you I may be vile and pernicious But you can't look away I make you think I'm delicious With the stuff that I say I am the best you can get Have you guessed me yet? I am the slime oozin' out From your TV set You will obey me while I lead you And eat the garbage that I feed you Until the day that we don't need you Don't go for help...no one will heed you Your mind is totally controlled It has been stuffed into my mold And you will do as you are told Until the rights to you are sold That's right, folks.. Don't touch that dial Well, I am the slime from your video Oozin' along on your livin'room floor I am the slime from your video Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go Turn the damn thing off and go shoot something. ZM |
+1 Got me to stop watching the channel entirely. |
To me it just sounds like he predicted the light from the sun coming through someone's window...in the east 
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Ice Road Truckers has single-handedly caused me to stop watching the The History Channel altogether! |
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The absolute worst show I've ever seen on the History channel was a special about the Great Pyramid. Here's the setup: Inside the Great Pyramid is a network of tunnels. Most of these tunnels are accessible, but there is a small offshoot from one of the tunnels that has been bugging archaeologists since it was discovered. It's a long narrow shaft with a rock slab at the end that was dropped in from above to seal off the shaft. Scientists have built a little robot tank to go down the shaft, get through the rock, and use cameras to see what's on the other side. Unseen since the rock was dropped in place when the pyramid was sealed. Hopefully you're with me so far. If not, you should watch this show. It spends the better part of two and a half hours explaining how amazing and mysterious this secret pyramid shaft is. They go over in agonizing detail everything you've always known about the pyramids, along with way more than you'll ever need to know about this little tunnel. So after the two and half hours of hype, they finally send the little robot up the hole... (commercial break) It uses some kind of drill to get through the rock... (commercial break) Repairs are necessary and the music is dramatic... (commercial break) Finally the robot is through... (commercial break) Inserting the camera... (commercial break) ... ... ... What's on the other side of the slab? What ancient secrets lie revealed to our anxious and awaiting eyes? ... ... ... Well, there's about two feet of empty space, then: ANOTHER FUCKING SLAB!!! Thanks for watching, folks, be sure to tune in next time when we build a robot with a longer drill arm and maybe plan for contingencies. WORST. SHOW. EVAR. |
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Ice Road truckers is gay. Sell that program to MTV so they can play it right after the Real World 18. I want to see documentaries. I prefer War and especially WWII stuff, but I'll watch The History of Animal Husbandry for an hour if that's what you're playing. Key word is HISTORY. |
Anyone who believes that shit needs to be brought up on charges. They had a written document that outlined the attacks and yet they did nothing to stop it. Traitors they are. They must swing from the Empire State building.
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And space aliens! Don't forget about space aliens! www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=633437 |
Hey now. I use "Mysteries of the Bible" to get material to beat up on religious morons (you know, the ULTRA religious types who only know what the preacher told them?). |