[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Dear arfcom: (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 4/23/2012 10:11:55 AM EDT
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where do i sign up! |
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Where did you get that picture of me?
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Where did you get that picture of me? Lulz, I remembered that thread that turned into shoe shopping adventures with the prepper chick so thought it to be a nice touche. |
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Where did you get that picture of me? Lulz, I remembered that thread that turned into shoe shopping adventures with the prepper chick so thought it to be a nice touche. I was amazed she had the same shoes as me
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Lovin' dat |
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and the worst one of all Q: why did god invent women? A: someone's gotta carry the seamen from the bedroom to the toilet |
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and the worst one of all Q: why did god invent women? A: someone's gotta carry the seamen from the bedroom to the toilet Why do women have legs? So they don't leave snail trails on Linoleum floors. |
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and the worst one of all Q: why did god invent women? A: someone's gotta carry the seamen from the bedroom to the toilet Why do women have legs? So they don't leave snail trails on Linoleum floors. Q: whats the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth? A: einstein's cock |
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and the worst one of all Q: why did god invent women? A: someone's gotta carry the seamen from the bedroom to the toilet I'm crying here. |
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and the worst one of all Q: why did god invent women? A: someone's gotta carry the seamen from the bedroom to the toilet I'm crying here. glad you enojyed, some people get mad but then some people actually have senses of humor |
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and the worst one of all Q: why did god invent women? A: someone's gotta carry the seamen from the bedroom to the toilet I'm crying here. glad you enojyed, some people get mad but then some people actually have senses of humor Any wimmenz hanging here must have a good sense of humor. Kudos to them! 
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Where do you return them to if they're defective?
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and the worst one of all Q: why did god invent women? A: someone's gotta carry the seamen from the bedroom to the toilet I'm crying here. glad you enojyed, some people get mad but then some people actually have senses of humor I was laughing too hard to get mad. A guy who posts a "joke" about women being stupid, but doesn't know the difference between a sailor and ejaculate. I hope you're not offended, but that's pretty funny.
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Without even trying, I can think of at least three more things women are good for. And, "vagina's" what? |
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and the worst one of all Q: why did god invent women? A: someone's gotta carry the seamen from the bedroom to the toilet I'm crying here. glad you enojyed, some people get mad but then some people actually have senses of humor I was laughing too hard to get mad. A guy who posts a "joke" about women being stupid, but doesn't know the difference between a sailor and ejaculate. I hope you're not offended, but that's pretty funny.
Jane haha you got me fare and square i didn't notice until just now at work trying to look like i'm not fucking around in between projects |
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and the worst one of all Q: why did god invent women? A: someone's gotta carry the seamen from the bedroom to the toilet I'm crying here. glad you enojyed, some people get mad but then some people actually have senses of humor I was laughing too hard to get mad. A guy who posts a "joke" about women being stupid, but doesn't know the difference between a sailor and ejaculate. I hope you're not offended, but that's pretty funny.
Jane  Dropping sailors off at the poopdeck 
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and the worst one of all Q: why did god invent women? A: someone's gotta carry the seamen from the bedroom to the toilet I'm crying here. glad you enojyed, some people get mad but then some people actually have senses of humor I was laughing too hard to get mad. A guy who posts a "joke" about women being stupid, but doesn't know the difference between a sailor and ejaculate. I hope you're not offended, but that's pretty funny.
Jane haha you got me fare and square i didn't notice until just now at work trying to look like i'm not fucking around in between projects Actually, you have my sympathy - I can't proofread for shit. If you look, about 90% percent of my posts have edits.
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and the worst one of all Q: why did god invent women? A: someone's gotta carry the seamen from the bedroom to the toilet I'm crying here. glad you enojyed, some people get mad but then some people actually have senses of humor I was laughing too hard to get mad. A guy who posts a "joke" about women being stupid, but doesn't know the difference between a sailor and ejaculate. I hope you're not offended, but that's pretty funny.
Jane haha you got me fare and square i didn't notice until just now at work trying to look like i'm not fucking around in between projects Actually, you have my sympathy - I can't proofread for shit. If you look, about 90% percent of my posts have edits.
Jane i believe you it is a gun forum after all, not like we're publishing great works on a english majors forum |
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and the worst one of all Q: why did god invent women? A: someone's gotta carry the seamen from the bedroom to the toilet I'm crying here. glad you enojyed, some people get mad but then some people actually have senses of humor I was laughing too hard to get mad. A guy who posts a "joke" about women being stupid, but doesn't know the difference between a sailor and ejaculate. I hope you're not offended, but that's pretty funny.
Jane Flawless Victory...
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I would pay good money to go through a civilian version of Army boot camp and infantry training and Ranger school. Just take guys, take 50K$ off their hands and give them the training and let them go. |
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and the worst one of all Q: why did god invent women? A: someone's gotta carry the seamen from the bedroom to the toilet I'm crying here. glad you enojyed, some people get mad but then some people actually have senses of humor I was laughing too hard to get mad. A guy who posts a "joke" about women being stupid, but doesn't know the difference between a sailor and ejaculate. I hope you're not offended, but that's pretty funny.
Jane haha you got me fare and square i didn't notice until just now at work trying to look like i'm not fucking around in between projects Actually, you have my sympathy - I can't proofread for shit. If you look, about 90% percent of my posts have edits.
Jane i believe you it is a gun forum after all, not like we're publishing great works on a english majors forum Shit! I thought this was the English major forum! 
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and the worst one of all Q: why did god invent women? A: someone's gotta carry the seamen from the bedroom to the toilet I'm crying here. glad you enojyed, some people get mad but then some people actually have senses of humor I was laughing too hard to get mad. A guy who posts a "joke" about women being stupid, but doesn't know the difference between a sailor and ejaculate. I hope you're not offended, but that's pretty funny.
Jane haha you got me fare and square i didn't notice until just now at work trying to look like i'm not fucking around in between projects Actually, you have my sympathy - I can't proofread for shit. If you look, about 90% percent of my posts have edits.
Jane i believe you it is a gun forum after all, not like we're publishing great works on a english majors forum Shit! I thought this was the English major forum! some days i wonder....
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and the worst one of all Q: why did god invent women? A: someone's gotta carry the seamen from the bedroom to the toilet I'm crying here. glad you enojyed, some people get mad but then some people actually have senses of humor I was laughing too hard to get mad. A guy who posts a "joke" about women being stupid, but doesn't know the difference between a sailor and ejaculate. I hope you're not offended, but that's pretty funny.
Jane haha you got me fare and square i didn't notice until just now at work trying to look like i'm not fucking around in between projects STOP now before you go any further. the phrase is "fair and square" |
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Until woman can stand up and write their name in the snow they will never be as cool as men.  Lets see you get free coffee by showing part of your dick to a barrista. Then we will talk. http://writingfrommyheart.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/challenge-accepted.png Be sure to tell couch when you do this! Cause I think he has a crush on you, so he would like to see this 
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Until woman can stand up and write their name in the snow they will never be as cool as men. Lets see you get free coffee by showing part of your dick to a barrista. Then we will talk. http://writingfrommyheart.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/challenge-accepted.png 
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Until woman can stand up and write their name in the snow they will never be as cool as men. Lets see you get free coffee by showing part of your dick to a barrista. Then we will talk. You've never had coffee in San Francisco then? Actually, yes. The barrista was a Butch. I win everywhere I go. 
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