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We have a moron like this southwest of town. He regularly feeds the muleys and white tails in his housing subdivision. Then he calls us about "unsafe" drivers who don't obey his homemade (illegal)
speed limit signs and tells us he wants them ticketed because the drivers are endangering "his" deer. Last year someone shot a huge buck of "his" that he had regularly fed. This buck was killed across from the subdivision in a legal hunting area. Dumbarse called us up and wanted the hunter prosecuted for "murdering" "his" deer. I will always have a job. |
