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8/26/2011 4:27:38 AM EDT
"The entire grab was about three seconds, and constant pressure wasn't applied." That was Colorado Sheriff's Deputy Hassan M. Hassan, describing the nut-grabbing maneuver he recently deployed on 22-year-old suspect Samuel Fazio


http://www.kjct8.com/news/28975654/detail.html


Good choke.. er grab.. uh squeeze..


Video of news story at link... LOL
8/26/2011 4:34:13 AM EDT
[#1]
Monkey steals peach.
8/26/2011 4:36:42 AM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
"The entire grab was about three seconds, and constant pressure wasn't applied." That was Colorado Sheriff's Deputy Hassan M. Hassan, describing the nut-grabbing maneuver he recently deployed on 22-year-old suspect Samuel Fazio


http://www.kjct8.com/news/28975654/detail.html


Good choke.. er grab.. uh squeeze..


Video of news story at link... LOL


So what he's saying is he grabbed his balls but didn't squeeze? Seems like it would work, just holding someone's nuts would stop most guys as they tried to figure out what was going on but the risk of permanent damage to the testicles is too high. Then again if they're putting their nuts in the position to be grabbed by cops them not being able to reproduce is probably a good thing.
8/26/2011 4:38:05 AM EDT
[#3]
LOL his first name is the same a his last...oh shit so is mine
8/26/2011 4:39:14 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Monkey steals peach.


My first thought, as well.
8/26/2011 4:40:59 AM EDT
[#5]

Deputy Hassan goes for the junk!
8/26/2011 4:41:39 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
"The entire grab was about three seconds, and constant pressure wasn't applied." That was Colorado Sheriff's Deputy Hassan "Ball-Grabber" Hassan, describing the nut-grabbing maneuver he recently deployed on 22-year-old suspect Samuel Fazio



FIFY  
8/26/2011 4:42:20 AM EDT
[#7]
He must've worked for the TSA.
8/26/2011 4:50:22 AM EDT
[#8]
monkey steals the peach.  
8/26/2011 4:54:13 AM EDT
[#9]
The first step of ciommunication is getting their attention.

After that the hearts and minds naturally follow.
8/26/2011 5:02:42 AM EDT
[#10]
Shovel strike to the groin
8/26/2011 5:06:56 AM EDT
[#11]
sounds objectively reasonable to me.
8/26/2011 5:09:50 AM EDT
[#12]
8/26/2011 5:10:35 AM EDT
[#13]
This guy must have gone to Sgt Tony Swift's school of dirty flight line fighting.  I myself am a graduate, dirty fightin' for the WIN!
8/26/2011 5:15:29 AM EDT
[#14]
Pffft.  I'll be brushing up on my iron egg technique.  I can drag a log with my wanker, after a few cups of coffee, too.










8/26/2011 5:16:17 AM EDT
[#15]
Good fondle.
8/26/2011 5:17:39 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Monkey steals peach.



LOL, first thing I thought of.

8/26/2011 5:19:04 AM EDT
[#17]
Pretty sure thats a good grope.
8/26/2011 5:19:50 AM EDT
[#18]
I'm strangely comfortable with this technique.
8/26/2011 5:20:32 AM EDT
[#19]
The SOP and ROE's for The Shocker is being written as we speak.





8/26/2011 5:21:00 AM EDT
[#20]
Balls
8/26/2011 5:23:28 AM EDT
[#21]
As I understand it the cop was a former TSA screener.
8/26/2011 5:24:22 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
LOL his first name is the same a his last...oh shit so is mine


Hassan deputy is Hassan.
8/26/2011 5:26:18 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
LOL his first name is the same a his last...oh shit so is mine


I went to HS with a guy named Thomas Thomas.
8/26/2011 5:37:10 AM EDT
[#24]




Quoted:



Quoted:

LOL his first name is the same a his last...oh shit so is mine




I went to HS with a guy named Thomas Thomas.


Major Major Major.



8/26/2011 5:46:51 AM EDT
[#25]
Gay...
8/26/2011 6:01:00 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
He must've worked for the TSA.


Damn.  Beat by one hour and 18 minutes.  So close!
8/26/2011 6:12:51 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Gay...


Bruce Lee made it not gay (you're not calling Bruce Lee gay are you?)

8/26/2011 6:13:12 AM EDT
[#29]
Good grab
8/26/2011 6:20:33 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
LOL his first name is the same a his last...oh shit so is mine


I went to HS with a guy named Thomas Thomas.

Major Major Major.



Know a "Kevin James Allen Todd"

I call him the man with 4 first names...

8/26/2011 6:22:11 AM EDT
[#31]




Quoted:





Quoted:



Quoted:

LOL his first name is the same a his last...oh shit so is mine




I went to HS with a guy named Thomas Thomas.


Major Major Major.







That's Major Major Major Major to you.
8/26/2011 6:25:27 AM EDT
[#32]
What the cop is *JUST* now learning this advanced technique of compliance??

I had been using it for a few years when I was bouncing, my first chuck the fuck out of the strip bar was dragging the dude by his balls out the door.
8/26/2011 6:32:06 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Pffft.  I'll be brushing up on my iron egg technique.  I can drag a log with my wanker, after a few cups of coffee, too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VP9M4iR8TQ




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