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4/8/2017 10:07:38 PM EDT
how did I not think to get a picture

I forgot to bring my "I'm allergic to dogs" boa constrictor to the grocery store.
4/8/2017 10:11:02 PM EDT
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4/8/2017 11:48:31 PM EDT
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Have the test strip companies put out a hit on the dog yet?  Could save like $20k a year if the dog can just tell you when to take the shot.
4/9/2017 8:38:11 AM EDT
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Does it snatch the glazed doughnuts from its owner's hands or something?
4/9/2017 8:44:32 AM EDT
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Does it snatch the glazed doughnuts from its owner's hands or something?
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It just wears a sign that says "You still have beetus, fatty".
4/9/2017 9:14:34 AM EDT
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So if I reach for a cookie I get my balls chewed on? Hmmm......may be worth it in the long run, especially at my age having bag drag issues.
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