[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Did I get molested? (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 8/10/2013 4:37:42 AM EDT
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I had a hernia repaired recently in an out patient facility. They used local anesthesia which meant I was awake the entire time. So, I’m lying there with a drape suspended over my stomach, but can see the doc and his two nurses while all this is going on. Kind of weird to be in this position aware that my junk is likely being fondled but no sensation at all. All I can feel occasionally is my lower abdominal skin tighten or move – not sure how else to describe that.
So about 45 minutes later the doc asks how I’m doing and informs me they’re done. He turns the finish work over to the nurses while I assume he’s off to another surgery. Here’s where it gets really weird. One nurse seems to be gathering stuff while the other is doing something to me. She makes momentary eye contact, but says nothing. Weirder yet, when she moves me to recovery she meets the nurse working this area and the following discussion occurs: Recovery nurse: Everything ok? Surgical nurse: Just fine. RN: How much? SN: About 6. RN: Operative assessment? SN: It will do. I’m trying to make sense of this, but am just relieved to have this over. Now I am obsessing about this conversation. When I got home I checked myself. I’d been shaved, incision was 3 inches at best, and was held together by 8 staples. That conversation really is really bothering me now. What was going on? Did I get molested? Please tell me all I have nothing to be concerned about. |
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If the nurses were female, tip them.
If male, I would complain! This is why I would never do any surgery under local. I don't want to know what they are doing. Having said that I don't THINK you probably popped a woodie while under local. But even if you did and they were commenting on it, you gotta figure that they are human and this is their life. Would you be able to not make a comment? At the very least, you got an 'it will do'. At least she didn't say "roll it in a crescent roll, put a toothpick in it, and 350 for 10 minutes!" OT, I had the hernia surgery and it sucks. Good recovery. |
If the nurses were female you are good to go, if they were male than you are now gay. 
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I had a hernia repaired recently in an out patient facility. They used local anesthesia which meant I was awake the entire time. So, I’m lying there with a drape suspended over my stomach, but can see the doc and his two nurses while all this is going on. Kind of weird to be in this position aware that my junk is likely being fondled but no sensation at all. All I can feel occasionally is my lower abdominal skin tighten or move – not sure how else to describe that. So about 45 minutes later the doc asks how I’m doing and informs me they’re done. He turns the finish work over to the nurses while I assume he’s off to another surgery. Here’s where it gets really weird. One nurse seems to be gathering stuff while the other is doing something to me. She makes momentary eye contact, but says nothing. Weirder yet, when she moves me to recovery she meets the nurse working this area and the following discussion occurs: Recovery nurse: Everything ok? Surgical nurse: Just fine. RN: How much? SN: About 6. RN: Operative assessment? SN: It will do. I’m trying to make sense of this, but am just relieved to have this over. Now I am obsessing about this conversation. When I got home I checked myself. I’d been shaved, incision was 3 inches at best, and was held together by 8 staples. That conversation really is really bothering me now. What was going on? Did I get molested? Please tell me all I have nothing to be concerned about. |
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Ever been to a party with a bunch of nurses and their spouses?
The nurses will all be in a tight little huddle talking about all sorts of sick and depraved shit. Way sicker than shit guys talk about. The husbands will be in small groups or in pairs talking about hunting, fishing or football. Except for the few fuckers who have just about had enough of being married to a nurse and are just trying to get real drunk. OP. They were playing with and talking about your junk. Edit: Thirty five years ago when I married my ex, an ICU nurse, I told my cop buddies that if any of them did anything to embarrass me I front of my future Inlaws, I would personally beat them with my Asp. They were all gentlemen and well behaved at the wedding. Her nurse friends, on the other hand all got drunk and started grabbing waiter's crotches etc. |
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Meh......they probably see so many weiners it doesn't phase them a bit. Once I had to have a giant Q-tip stuffed in my pee hole.......by a male doctor.......if it makes you feel any better   This. Unless it's something wildly impressive (either good or bad) it doesn't garner much notice at all. And they don't pay nurses nearly enough to include handys in the job description. Sorry, buddy. Wishful thinking. |
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Meh......they probably see so many weiners it doesn't phase them a bit. Once I had to have a giant Q-tip stuffed in my pee hole.......by a male doctor.......if it makes you feel any better The q-tip isn't that big.... Until they insert it. 
ETA I got mine done at TMC by a female. She asked if I wanted a chaperon. I told her, "this ain't a comedy club. Just hurry up." |
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I should have guessed some of you would attempt to make this a ghey thread. No - they were all female and were not bad looking, but you know there will be no pics - sorry.
As far as the sig line goes . . . that's as in Browning. Sorry for the confusion. The ordeal ended when I went back to get the staples removed. Of all the nurses in the doctor's office they could have selected to remove them, they sent in a long-haired brunette in her early to mid twenties. I'm trying to kind of keep myself covered up and she's sitting on a small stool that puts her at just the right height. She's got her head much closer to my stuff than I was expecting. That made me nervous as all get out. |
| As an ICU RN, they were most likely talking about the work that they did internally like how many inches the internal incisions were or the extent of the herniation repair. They were not talking about your penis in front of you, that is for after work drinks! hahahaha but seriously |
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I had a hernia repaired recently in an out patient facility. They used local anesthesia which meant I was awake the entire time. So, I’m lying there with a drape suspended over my stomach, but can see the doc and his two nurses while all this is going on. Kind of weird to be in this position aware that my junk is likely being fondled but no sensation at all. All I can feel occasionally is my lower abdominal skin tighten or move – not sure how else to describe that. So about 45 minutes later the doc asks how I’m doing and informs me they’re done. He turns the finish work over to the nurses while I assume he’s off to another surgery. Here’s where it gets really weird. One nurse seems to be gathering stuff while the other is doing something to me. She makes momentary eye contact, but says nothing. Weirder yet, when she moves me to recovery she meets the nurse working this area and the following discussion occurs: Recovery nurse: Everything ok? Surgical nurse: Just fine. RN: How much? SN: About 6. RN: Operative assessment? SN: It will do. I’m trying to make sense of this, but am just relieved to have this over. Now I am obsessing about this conversation. When I got home I checked myself. I’d been shaved, incision was 3 inches at best, and was held together by 8 staples. That conversation really is really bothering me now. What was going on? Did I get molested? Please tell me all I have nothing to be concerned about. I think you are still under the influence of the medication. If it wasn't the medication adversely affecting your mental status, I would think something was wrong with you. |
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I should have guessed some of you would attempt to make this a ghey thread. No - they were all female and were not bad looking, but you know there will be no pics - sorry. As far as the sig line goes . . . that's as in Browning. Sorry for the confusion. The ordeal ended when I went back to get the staples removed. Of all the nurses in the doctor's office they could have selected to remove them, they sent in a long-haired brunette in her early to mid twenties. I'm trying to kind of keep myself covered up and she's sitting on a small stool that puts her at just the right height. She's got her head much closer to my stuff than I was expecting. That made me nervous as all get out. Seriously? Get a date and grow up. In the reverse order..... 
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I should have guessed some of you would attempt to make this a ghey thread. No - they were all female and were not bad looking, but you know there will be no pics - sorry. As far as the sig line goes . . . that's as in Browning. Sorry for the confusion. The ordeal ended when I went back to get the staples removed. Of all the nurses in the doctor's office they could have selected to remove them, they sent in a long-haired brunette in her early to mid twenties. I'm trying to kind of keep myself covered up and she's sitting on a small stool that puts her at just the right height. She's got her head much closer to my stuff than I was expecting. That made me nervous as all get out. Working as an ICU RN, I have seen more boobs, ass, dick, and vag than I ever thought I would, and that I even care to remember. Even though you are weirded out because she is young and good looking, remember that she is a professional and more likely than not, she is not even phased and only YOU are making it more awkward. But in all honesty she was probably seeing how close she could get before you said something or got really REALLY uncomfortable! haha I kid I kid |
| Could be worse. Try getting a dose of a drug while you're going under for an emergency appendectomy and finding out you "unexpectedly reacted" to it. My future sister in law (unknown to me at the time) had to hold my boner out of the way during the entire procedure and it seemed every nurse and tech in the hospital knew about what transpired before I was released. |
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Meh......they probably see so many weiners it doesn't phase them a bit. Once I had to have a giant Q-tip stuffed in my pee hole.......by a male doctor.......if it makes you feel any better Mine was done by a Navy Lieutenant Flight Surgeon, She was crazy good looking, but getting a 10"swab jammed dry down your urethra tends to take all interest out of anything other than "get this over with Neowwww!" |
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are you about 6"? could be the nurses found you attractive and were discussing your junk,I have a female friend thats an RN and I've heard her make cryptic comments to co workers about patients I think the SN wants you  or at least pretend she does and feel good about it |