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5/20/2017 6:50:37 PM EDT
Today was, unfortunately, a day of household chores. What a great day for a recipe that takes some time.

I asked for some suggestions from GD on a pot roast last week and enjoyed it. Today, I thought I'd just go to the store and wing it. Chuck roast was on sale, but looking good.

Let's start with chuck roast, salt and pepper it, and let it rest for a few hours.

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Once that's sat out for a while, and we've salted/peppered both sides, I'm going to get a cast iron skillet real hot. Then we're going to sear both sides.

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Sometimes, during the cooking process, you may find members of your household become interested and want to help. This is perfectly normal.

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Lets get the vegetables chopped up and ready to go. I'm going to pop open a Two Hearted at this point.

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I'm gong to do the onions, jalapenos and garlic first, while I'm warming up the cast iron pot. I melted a few tablespoons of butter at the bottom, which I'll soften the garlic, jalapenos and onions prior to putting in the oven.

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Once those are done, I'll put the beef on top of the mixture, along with mushrooms, carrots and potatoes. Then into the oven at 195° for about 4.5 hours.

(Since the jalapenos in the dish may cause discomfort for your helper, I'll cook a chicken breast for the GSD at this time.)

Now it's time to do household chores...

Finish your chores as quick as possible, so you can go shooting.

Open your safe and decide what to shoot. Pot roast and working on your home has you in an all-American mood, so tell some of your Glocks they are not welcome on today's range trip.

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Realize that your NFA items will be wasted on an indoor range trip, then make your decision.

Come back and pull your pot roast out of the oven.

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Pair with 4.7m correct HR Garand with excellent gauging and a 1911. A meeting of the Johns, if you will.

In before people equate my early 2000s purchase with Springfield's recent actions.

In before people say I should sell a gun the company already got their money for.

In before people assume I'm going to break out a linen napkin for fucking pot roast.

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5/20/2017 6:52:48 PM EDT
[#1]
Would eat and 10/10 for Garand!
5/20/2017 6:53:11 PM EDT
[#2]
Easy 10
5/20/2017 6:53:52 PM EDT
[#3]
Fantastic!!!
5/20/2017 6:56:07 PM EDT
[#4]
5/20/2017 6:56:52 PM EDT
[#5]
10/10 Nice Garand and GSD!
5/20/2017 6:57:56 PM EDT
[#6]
10/10. Would eat the shit out of that..
5/20/2017 6:59:06 PM EDT
[#7]
Damn fine meal; would smash!
-1 for napkin
-1 measuring device
+1 for MURICA
+1 for WWII best guns

10/10

Great job Op.
5/20/2017 6:59:43 PM EDT
[#8]
8/10

Need some bread and butter to go with that stew.
5/20/2017 7:01:17 PM EDT
[#9]
If you had to sum up post WWII America in a dinner pic this would be it.

Just missing some apple pie.

10/10
5/20/2017 7:03:37 PM EDT
[#10]
Looks great!  I've never done a roast by myself and have been wanting to try one.  Gonna do it this week now!
5/20/2017 7:05:46 PM EDT
[#11]
Mighty fine dinner pic. Would eat. Hope you shared with the dog.
5/20/2017 7:07:05 PM EDT
[#12]



Would have been a but I can't stand mushrooms.
5/20/2017 7:09:17 PM EDT
[#13]
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Mighty fine dinner pic. Would eat. Hope you shared with the dog.
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Addressed in OP.

He gets a chicken breast tonight due to jalapenos.

(And a hard boiled egg)
5/20/2017 7:11:11 PM EDT
[#14]
Well executed, sir! 10/10
5/20/2017 7:12:19 PM EDT
[#15]
5/20/2017 7:26:35 PM EDT
[#16]
-1 for paper towel
+1 for dag
+87 for FREEDOM

Max score 10/10.  You're doing God's work, OP.
5/20/2017 7:35:43 PM EDT
[#17]
Well done!

Great guns and one of the better pot roast recipes I've seen.
5/20/2017 7:38:20 PM EDT
[#18]
9/10 no bread and butter.
5/20/2017 7:54:57 PM EDT
[#19]
Well done!

Great guns and one of the better pot roast recipes I've seen.
5/20/2017 8:05:13 PM EDT
[#20]
Excellent OP, 10/10. Pot roast is much better out of the oven than sitting in a crockpot. I eat it both ways but prefer the oven.
5/20/2017 8:12:37 PM EDT
[#21]
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Excellent OP, 10/10. Pot roast is much better out of the oven than sitting in a crockpot. I eat it both ways but prefer the oven.
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I feel the same way, including chili.

You'd think a day long crockpot would be better in both cases, but it's not.

Chili is better in a pot, pot roast is better in the oven.

For as much as I enjoy the crockpot, most traditional recipes are better in their original vessels.
5/20/2017 8:14:09 PM EDT
[#22]


You had me at the Garand and 1911....Ima go punch my wife in the noodle now,  cause I know my dinner wont look like that
5/20/2017 8:18:52 PM EDT
[#23]
Looks good...but wheres the good bread? Where's the bread at all?
5/20/2017 8:21:37 PM EDT
[#24]
I'm just not feeling it.

So you get a ZERO.

Admittedly, it may not be your fault.  I got a bit of a stomach ache.  I was working in the yard today with my gardeners....and they bought me lunch. Now I got a bit of an upset stomach.  I don't know what the hell it was.....but I ate it anyway.

That leaves you with a frickin' ZERO. Sorry.
5/20/2017 8:22:57 PM EDT
[#25]
Nice!

10/10
5/20/2017 8:23:10 PM EDT
[#26]
Absolutely no question, well done!

10/10
5/20/2017 8:58:49 PM EDT
[#27]
Nice, 10 if the meat was tender.
5/20/2017 9:07:09 PM EDT
[#28]
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I'm just not feeling it.

So you get a ZERO.

Admittedly, it may not be your fault.  I got a bit of a stomach ache.  I was working in the yard today with my gardeners....and they bought me lunch. Now I got a bit of an upset stomach.  I don't know what the hell it was.....but I ate it anyway.

That leaves you with a frickin' ZERO. Sorry.
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Sorry Doctor, your gardeners are supposed to GROW your lunch and do other things so you don't have to work in your yard.  
5/20/2017 9:17:33 PM EDT
[#29]
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Nice, 10 if the meat was tender.
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Fell apart.

Put the remaining pieces back in the pot, off the heat, for about an hour while I ate and cleaned up.

I'm sure these will be delicious leftovers.

Going to get fresh bread tomorrow, think it'd make a damn fine sandwich.

5/20/2017 11:19:47 PM EDT
[#30]
That is a 10 for sure!
5/20/2017 11:22:02 PM EDT
[#31]
Is that a Springfield?
5/20/2017 11:22:08 PM EDT
[#32]
+1 for GSD

11/10
5/20/2017 11:32:14 PM EDT
[#33]
10/10 pot roast looks awesome!
5/20/2017 11:41:56 PM EDT
[#34]
10/10

Meat, potatoes, and Glocks, what more could a man want?
5/21/2017 12:25:17 AM EDT
[#35]
Nice beverage choice. Looks great.
5/21/2017 12:28:34 AM EDT
[#36]
You fucker.  I'm trying to find something wrong with your pics, and it just isn't there.

Your white balance is off in the raw meat pic.

I have the same look on my face that your GSD does.

Your wife's elbows are probably pointy, but she has sexy fingers.

Correct orientation for a quick reload.

Paper napkin unnecessary,  Walmart t shirt would do. You are trying too hard.

Fuck it.  9.9/10 just cuz.  Well done!
5/21/2017 12:32:13 AM EDT
[#37]
Out-fucking-standing.
5/21/2017 12:40:45 AM EDT
[#38]
You had a strong 8.5 until you fucked it up with the 1911 and the milsurp rifle.

4.5./10.

Better luck next time, brotha.