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5/11/2008 5:16:31 PM EDT


Boiled Egg
Slice of Baby Swiss
Slice of Cheddar with Salami in it
Slice of Low Sodium Ham
Slice of Turkey Bacon
Slice of Roasted Turkey Breast
Slices of Peppered Turkey Breast

10 Saltine Crackers
Spicy Brown Mustard
5/11/2008 5:18:20 PM EDT
[#1]
1
5/11/2008 5:19:42 PM EDT
[#2]
Fail! -10
NO firearms of anykind, no knife, no napkin, no beverage, and I don't see dinner, just a snack......Try again
5/11/2008 5:20:02 PM EDT
[#3]
No pistol, rifle, or knife.  Just a dog's butt. And only one slice of cooked meat.

Edit: As Flyskate pointed out, no beverage (adult or otherwise) either.

1/10
5/11/2008 5:20:03 PM EDT
[#4]
Wheres the food. Thats a fuck load of fail right there
5/11/2008 5:20:47 PM EDT
[#5]
Somebody is on a diet. I approve.
5/11/2008 5:21:38 PM EDT
[#6]
Not a dinner pic.  Snack pic.

1/10
5/11/2008 5:22:09 PM EDT
[#7]
You fail. AGAIN.
5/11/2008 5:22:41 PM EDT
[#8]
Definate snack pic              -10
5/11/2008 5:23:03 PM EDT
[#9]
Even the dog turned his back on that food.


Quoted:
You fail. AGAIN.
5/11/2008 5:24:51 PM EDT
[#10]
Ok, where's the dinner and where's everything else, i.e. firearm, stapler, tape measure, drink, ammo, spare mag, more firearms, etc.
5/11/2008 5:24:55 PM EDT
[#11]
I'll give you a 5 cuase its clear you live in abject poverty and I feel bad for you.
5/11/2008 5:25:15 PM EDT
[#12]
Where's the gun?  Where's the bread?  Turkey bacon?

Dude, you're batting 1000 for dinner pics full of fail.
5/11/2008 5:25:57 PM EDT
[#13]
Slimm, didn't you do a dinner pic recently that had cardboard crackers, tuna, and something else that didn't look so good?  Maybe dinner pics aren't your thing.
5/11/2008 5:25:59 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
No pistol, rifle, or knife.  Just a dog's butt. And only one slice of cooked meat.

Edit: As Flyskate pointed out, no beverage (adult or otherwise) either.

1/10


All the meats are cooked

No Beverage is an old Habit . I dont drink anything with my Meals.

All the food can be eaten by hand

dont need a knife

My son was in the room so no Guns out
5/11/2008 5:27:16 PM EDT
[#15]
I didn't know Turkeys had a bacon..


J/K!!
5/11/2008 5:27:24 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
Somebody is on a diet. I approve.


Thanks  
5/11/2008 5:28:43 PM EDT
[#17]
Give the damn dog a bath (-10 for having a dog in the house in the first place)
5/11/2008 5:28:49 PM EDT
[#18]
Excuses are not acceptable.......YOu know the rules..... Now go back in the kitchen and make a real dinner!
5/11/2008 5:29:47 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Somebody is on a diet. I approve.


Thanks  


You're welcome. That looks good. Simple is better some times.
5/11/2008 5:34:41 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
Give the damn dog a bath (-10 for having a dog in the house in the first place)


Those spots are not dirt. They are where his hair Grew back after it was burned off with a Butane / Bic Lighter When he was around a year old

Billy is an Inside Dog now . At 12 Years old  the heat here can be hard on him
5/11/2008 5:40:18 PM EDT
[#21]
Damn dont give these out much but 0/10 no guns
5/11/2008 5:40:37 PM EDT
[#22]
wtf? even my peanut butter and jelly sammich with cheezy puffs had 2 firearms on the table...
5/11/2008 5:52:58 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
img129.imageshack.us/img129/2561/mekg6.jpg

Boiled Egg .5
Slice of Baby Swiss 1
Slice of Cheddar with Salami in it 1.5
Slice of Low Sodium Ham -5
Slice of Turkey Bacon -10
Slice of Roasted Turkey Breast 2
Slices of Peppered Turkey Breast 2

10 Saltine Crackers 1
Spicy Brown Mustard 2



Calling that "snack" a dinner pic, well,-5 .

So, if my drunken self can do math that's a  -10.





5/11/2008 5:54:41 PM EDT
[#24]
I'd eat it, 10+
5/11/2008 5:55:41 PM EDT
[#25]
ZERO.  FAIL.
5/11/2008 5:59:18 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
No pistol, rifle, or knife.  Just a dog's butt. And only one slice of cooked meat.

Edit: As Flyskate pointed out, no beverage (adult or otherwise) either.

1/10


All the meats are cooked

No Beverage is an old Habit . I dont drink anything with my Meals.

All the food can be eaten by hand

dont need a knife

My son was in the room so no Guns out


Okay, fair enough.  I just re-read your original post though.

TURKEY BACON??!!

That's just uncalled for.
5/11/2008 11:40:46 PM EDT
[#27]
You were 2 slices of bread away from a mediocre sandwich.
No guns, no ammo, no knife.......... and 1 friggin' slice of bacon, 1 SLICE???
1 outta 10 (for the effort).
5/11/2008 11:42:31 PM EDT
[#28]
What is that SHIT?

Biggest fail ever
5/11/2008 11:42:33 PM EDT
[#29]
FAIL!!


you broke the biggest rule.. wheres the firearm ?
5/11/2008 11:53:33 PM EDT
[#30]
Fail!!!

Dinner pic has to have guns
5/12/2008 12:08:48 AM EDT
[#31]
achieving epic failure EJECT! EJECT!

-10
-7 no guns
-1 no beverage
-1 no napkin, fork or salt & pepper ( no table settings
-1 no spare mags,no knife flash light anything.




Also one's dinner is normally cooked.Items such as: cold cuts,pop tarts, hot pockets, or fast food samiches are not acceptable. Burgers and dogs that have been BBQ'd are fine.
5/12/2008 12:55:03 AM EDT
[#32]
Do you know how to cook???  A boiled egg and lunch meat is not cooking by any means.
5/12/2008 2:03:55 AM EDT
[#33]
Better luck next time.
5/12/2008 6:27:08 AM EDT
[#34]

0/10

Apocolyptic FAIL.




Even the fucking airlines wouldn't serve this shit.
5/12/2008 6:28:55 AM EDT
[#35]
He did have a dog as his weapon.

Hope your wife comes back to you soon.

5/12/2008 6:34:13 AM EDT
[#36]
Prison Food
5/12/2008 6:50:14 AM EDT
[#37]
1/10, it kind of had some food in it, not much else.
Flyingrhino
5/12/2008 8:18:33 AM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
1/10, it kind of had some food in it, not much else.
Flyingrhino


Ok ok I get it . you people are Happy Being Fat. I am working on not being Fat.



5/12/2008 8:19:49 AM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:
Prison Food



I dont know what Prison Food Looks or Taste Like so I cant argue that point with you.
5/12/2008 8:23:37 AM EDT
[#40]
It looks like the dog peeled that egg.

1/10
5/12/2008 10:39:05 AM EDT
[#41]
well atleast that looks better then that brown crap from your other dinner post. but its far from a dinner topic
5/12/2008 10:45:16 AM EDT
[#42]
"turkey bacon"



We had a good run, America.
5/12/2008 10:48:06 AM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:
"turkey bacon"



We had a good run, America.



5/12/2008 10:48:19 AM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:
well atleast that looks better then that brown crap from your other dinner post. but its far from a dinner topic


Just wait until I post whats for Dinner Tonight
5/12/2008 10:54:28 AM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:

Quoted:
well atleast that looks better then that brown crap from your other dinner post. but its far from a dinner topic


Just wait until I post whats for Dinner Tonight
oh no, should i watch . plz no more brown stuff
5/12/2008 11:14:40 AM EDT
[#46]
FAIL

You'd better be sitting on a toilet when you eat that mess . . . it's gonna fall straight through your guts to the back door.
5/12/2008 5:02:22 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
well atleast that looks better then that brown crap from your other dinner post. but its far from a dinner topic


Just wait until I post whats for Dinner Tonight
oh no, should i watch . plz no more brown stuff


ok
This time there are weapons in the Pic


Dinner
Meal Replacement Drink, One Large Banana .

Weapons  
The Gerber Applegate Trio
  A Colt M-16 .K FUll Auto Switch Blade

Light
Sure Fire with a click Cap

Close Up of The M-16
5/12/2008 5:05:48 PM EDT
[#48]
Slimm, I see you are on a diet. That's a good thing. Where are the firearms? Do you have any? No shame if you don't. These guys here will continue to eat you alive until they get "real" food and guns.
5/12/2008 5:08:09 PM EDT
[#49]
0/10

Nice guns, but where the fuck is the food?
5/12/2008 5:10:13 PM EDT
[#50]
looks like a felons picture with no guns
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