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10/18/2009 6:32:09 PM EDT
Cream Cheese / Pepper Jack / Shrimp Stuffed Bacon Wrapped Jalapenos










Noveske N4 Recce
SW M&P .45ACP (yes, those are Black Talons)
Emerson CQC7
Surefire E2D

ETA: prideful title edited....and

 
does the bacon look better here.  It was in the oven at 375 for 30 minutes
10/18/2009 6:33:11 PM EDT
[#1]
you had me until you added the shrimp.

I just don't know about that.
10/18/2009 6:34:27 PM EDT
[#2]


Not doing it for me at all.
10/18/2009 6:34:34 PM EDT
[#3]


But -1 for the use of gloves!

9/10
10/18/2009 6:35:36 PM EDT
[#4]
good looking simpl and too the point food, weapons look good and good backup mags.  No eating utensils -1    =9
10/18/2009 6:36:44 PM EDT
[#5]
on that last pic, is it cooked???




bacon looks medium rare - more like Trichinosis FTW instead...
10/18/2009 6:36:58 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
good looking simpl and too the point food, weapons look good and good backup mags.  No eating utensils -1    =9


is finger food, man!
10/18/2009 6:38:53 PM EDT
[#7]
-10 for the creepy proctologist gloves and the shrimp.

They're jalapenos. Use your damn hands.
10/18/2009 6:38:59 PM EDT
[#8]
FTW?



8/10
10/18/2009 6:39:47 PM EDT
[#9]
What's with the gloves?






Looks good though. 10
10/18/2009 6:42:04 PM EDT
[#10]
6.5/10





-1 Bacon looks underdone.


-1 No napkin

-2.5 for shamelessly claiming FTW in your own dinner pic.

10/18/2009 6:45:16 PM EDT
[#11]
Are you wearing a red sweater with pink stripes? I hope that's a chick.
10/18/2009 6:47:21 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Are you wearing a red sweater with pink stripes? I hope that's a chick.


It is my wife modeling.  She's got gloves on because she is a contact lens wearer.  Sucks trying to remove lenses with jalapeno juice on your fingers.

10/18/2009 6:47:30 PM EDT
[#13]
2/10.  The bacon looks the same before and after.
 
















Those 2 points have nothing to do with the food.  The food gets a zero.

















+1 nice rifle



+1 Surefire








 
10/18/2009 6:51:05 PM EDT
[#14]
Self proclamations of epic, legendary, full of win, etc. get auto zeros in my book.



0/10
10/18/2009 6:52:39 PM EDT
[#15]
You should have posted a picture after it was cooked.

3/10
10/18/2009 6:53:20 PM EDT
[#16]
8/10



Now if you breaded them......
10/18/2009 6:55:17 PM EDT
[#17]



Quoted:


-10 for the creepy proctologist gloves and the shrimp.



They're jalapenos. Use your damn hands.


This made me laugh out loud.







 
10/18/2009 6:59:34 PM EDT
[#18]
Oh sweet mother of baby Jesus...Stop the fuck with showing me ever fucker cock sucking detail of every cuntfucking step in preparing a meal...
I don't want to see the package, followed by Steve opening the fucking thing, followed by Suzy smiling whilest holding a fucking piece of raw shit-ass chicken breast...unless said Suzy is show a personal breast....

I digress...and I don't want to see Suzies lesbian girlfreind whos gonna have a threesome later with Steve and Suzy (lets call her Mary) putting a simple fucking spice on part of the dish and making into a fucking huge issue...FUCK, FUCK, FUCK...then I get to scroll down to see oil fucking heating in a pan...what in fucking hell shit cocksucking swedgin do the fuck shit we care (is that a sentance?)

Tell me what the fuck it is and show me a picture...I've fucking seen spices and peppers and chicken and fuckshit this and cunt fuck shit that...

JUST FUCKING SHOW ME THE DINNER PIC for fuck shit cunt fucking sake

I give the dish a 7.3454...I'd eat it but I need (1) a little more to go with the meal and (2) you didn't show pics of the threesome with Suzy and Mary...
10/18/2009 7:01:10 PM EDT
[#19]
Nice rant!!!
10/18/2009 7:02:04 PM EDT
[#20]
sorry
10/18/2009 7:03:04 PM EDT
[#21]



Quoted:


Nice rant!!!


One of the best I've heard on here!

 
10/18/2009 7:03:15 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Nice rant!!!



thanks...glad you liked it...fucking dickweed

I keed!
10/18/2009 7:04:16 PM EDT
[#23]
 man, what an angry person you are
10/18/2009 7:11:37 PM EDT
[#24]
In addition to the above it looks like 2 were snitched before the pic was taken. Additional -2 for those.
10/18/2009 7:12:49 PM EDT
[#25]
Suddenly, this thread delivers.
10/18/2009 7:15:58 PM EDT
[#26]
Not tryin to steal your thunder,  but next time try it this way, you'll thank me.  







10/18/2009 7:17:13 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Oh sweet mother of baby Jesus...Stop the fuck with showing me ever fucker cock sucking detail of every cuntfucking step in preparing a meal...
I don't want to see the package, followed by Steve opening the fucking thing, followed by Suzy smiling whilest holding a fucking piece of raw shit-ass chicken breast...unless said Suzy is show a personal breast....

I digress...and I don't want to see Suzies lesbian girlfreind whos gonna have a threesome later with Steve and Suzy (lets call her Mary) putting a simple fucking spice on part of the dish and making into a fucking huge issue...FUCK, FUCK, FUCK...then I get to scroll down to see oil fucking heating in a pan...what in fucking hell shit cocksucking swedgin do the fuck shit we care (is that a sentance?)

Tell me what the fuck it is and show me a picture...I've fucking seen spices and peppers and chicken and fuckshit this and cunt fuck shit that...

JUST FUCKING SHOW ME THE DINNER PIC for fuck shit cunt fucking sake

I give the dish a 7.3454...I'd eat it but I need (1) a little more to go with the meal and (2) you didn't show pics of the threesome with Suzy and Mary...

Post of the decade.
10/18/2009 7:20:47 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Oh sweet mother of baby Jesus...Stop the fuck with showing me ever fucker cock sucking detail of every cuntfucking step in preparing a meal...
I don't want to see the package, followed by Steve opening the fucking thing, followed by Suzy smiling whilest holding a fucking piece of raw shit-ass chicken breast...unless said Suzy is show a personal breast....

I digress...and I don't want to see Suzies lesbian girlfreind whos gonna have a threesome later with Steve and Suzy (lets call her Mary) putting a simple fucking spice on part of the dish and making into a fucking huge issue...FUCK, FUCK, FUCK...then I get to scroll down to see oil fucking heating in a pan...what in fucking hell shit cocksucking swedgin do the fuck shit we care (is that a sentance?)

Tell me what the fuck it is and show me a picture...I've fucking seen spices and peppers and chicken and fuckshit this and cunt fuck shit that...

JUST FUCKING SHOW ME THE DINNER PIC for fuck shit cunt fucking sake

I give the dish a 7.3454...I'd eat it but I need (1) a little more to go with the meal and (2) you didn't show pics of the threesome with Suzy and Mary...





I want to see Suzie's lesbian girlfriend.  

As for the Dinner Pic: "Dinner Pic FTW" = Fail.  Changing the title because people gave you shit for it = Fail x 2.
10/18/2009 7:35:03 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:


But -1 for the use of gloves!

9/10


who uses gloves when preparing food?  but then you can afford a noveske rifle...and you have bacon
10/18/2009 7:37:27 PM EDT
[#31]
Looks good, but I like my bacon crispy so I can't give it a 10.
10/18/2009 7:57:22 PM EDT
[#32]
0/10 for claiming that the person wearing the pink shirt is teh wife.

0/10 for wrapping RAW bacon around teh jalapenos and calling it done.

0/10.

Try again?
10/19/2009 4:31:12 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
0/10 for claiming that the person wearing the pink shirt is teh wife.

0/10 for wrapping RAW bacon around teh jalapenos and calling it done.

0/10.

Try again?


Dude, it was totally baked in the oven for 1/2 hour!
10/19/2009 4:33:48 AM EDT
[#34]




Quoted:

you had me until you added the shrimp.




I just don't know about that.


Ditto





6/10 for the effort



Additional -1 for the butt exam gloves to not touch bacon.  


10/19/2009 5:33:44 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:

Quoted:
you had me until you added the shrimp.

I just don't know about that.

Ditto


6/10 for the effort

Additional -1 for the butt exam gloves to not touch bacon.  


is not for bacon.  is for jalapeno juice on fingers of contact lens wearer.
10/23/2009 9:58:17 AM EDT
[#36]
-1 Shrimp



-1 Looks underdone



8/10
10/23/2009 10:02:21 AM EDT
[#37]
I'd hit it. Suzy, Mary and the bacon shrimp thingys.

8/10