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2/4/2010 4:59:11 PM EDT
First dinner pic. I'm sure most of you won't be impressed

Winchester M1 Carbine
2 Reloads
Glock 17
Reload
Egg Sandwich with peanut butter and 16 oz of hot chocolate



2/4/2010 5:00:12 PM EDT
[#1]
In before the reaming begins...
2/4/2010 5:00:14 PM EDT
[#2]
I don't know if i should give you shit or ask for your paypal address.


2/4/2010 5:00:26 PM EDT
[#3]
Not sure if serious
2/4/2010 5:00:35 PM EDT
[#4]
That is beyond fail...
2/4/2010 5:00:38 PM EDT
[#5]
I guess you wanted exactly 16oz with that measuring cup eh?
2/4/2010 5:00:54 PM EDT
[#6]
ummm...2?
2/4/2010 5:00:57 PM EDT
[#7]
Actually, I approve.  You're missing bacon and a tactical knife, but over all not a bad attempt.

7/10

ETA: Sorry, on second thought I'm docking 2 points for the card table.

5/10
2/4/2010 5:01:16 PM EDT
[#8]
Thats just gross bro

2/10
2/4/2010 5:02:02 PM EDT
[#9]
Gag a maggot. Fail. But the rifle is GTG. WJ
2/4/2010 5:05:02 PM EDT
[#10]
2/10  Wow....WTF

+1 for rifle
+1 for pistol
-8 for everything else
2/4/2010 5:07:01 PM EDT
[#11]
+20 for the Glock
+5 for the classic M-1 Carbine
-3 Eggs are not for dinner
-5 Peanut butter + Eggs = NASTY
-2 for no marshmellows

Total score = 15
2/4/2010 5:11:35 PM EDT
[#12]
Meh I'll be nice i'm feeling generous 6 out 10 its got guns, but needs more bacon, and too all you haters breakfast for dinner is eggceptable...did you see what I did there.
2/4/2010 5:11:38 PM EDT
[#13]
About what I expected... I do argee bacon would have been better but I didn't have any.

I use the measuring cup because its biggest container I have and I like more than 12 ounces in a standard coffee cup.
2/4/2010 5:12:28 PM EDT
[#14]
gross
2/4/2010 5:44:02 PM EDT
[#15]
Do I understand correctly that you put Skippy on your egg sandwich?

If so that's a big fail. Gotta be Jif

Seriously though, you eat eggs and peanut butter???? That is a very poor substitute for the bacon you didn't have,
2/4/2010 5:45:38 PM EDT
[#16]
What the fuck did you do to that poor egg???

2/10
2/4/2010 5:46:17 PM EDT
[#17]
I'll give you a 2/10  because you have a rifle and handgun with reloads.
2/4/2010 5:47:25 PM EDT
[#18]
Egg and PB sandwiches?



SRSLY?

2/4/2010 5:48:55 PM EDT
[#19]
2/4/2010 5:51:16 PM EDT
[#20]
This poor bastard needs some female help.
2/4/2010 5:51:37 PM EDT
[#21]
That is understated splendor. 8/10
2/4/2010 5:53:32 PM EDT
[#22]
5/10

at least you did good on the gun part of it
2/4/2010 5:54:22 PM EDT
[#23]
Unpretentious...yet....WTF.

2/10
2/4/2010 5:54:24 PM EDT
[#24]
What... no Bacon????

I give a solid 4/10...cause I like the M1 Carbine
2/4/2010 5:56:14 PM EDT
[#25]
are you for real?
2/4/2010 5:56:28 PM EDT
[#26]
are you for real?
2/4/2010 5:57:49 PM EDT
[#27]
really gave it the ole college try ehh boyyo??
2/4/2010 5:58:33 PM EDT
[#28]





Too funny.  That is exactly how I felt when I opened this fail train.



 
2/4/2010 5:58:51 PM EDT
[#29]
have to give you some credit for the carbine though
2/4/2010 6:01:17 PM EDT
[#30]
I'm going to give you a "mercy" 7/10, just because it took balls to post that pic.
2/4/2010 6:03:02 PM EDT
[#31]
That's dinner? WTF?

Rated 2/10 only because the presence of firearms. 2001 called and wants their cell phone back also.
2/4/2010 6:03:48 PM EDT
[#32]
2/4/2010 6:05:30 PM EDT
[#33]



Quoted:


First dinner pic. I'm sure most of you won't be impressed




Winchester M1 Carbine

2 Reloads

Glock 17

Reload

Egg Sandwich with peanut butter and 16 oz of hot chocolate



http://i792.photobucket.com/albums/yy206/glock21_45/100_9779.jpg



http://i792.photobucket.com/albums/yy206/glock21_45/100_9780.jpg

I normally give guys breaks on dinner pics. I'll give you this, the guns are good for a 5.



Beyond that I like egss. Eat some every week. Peanut butter is ok too. Put the two together and it's just wrong. Antichrist type of wrong.



I'll let you keep the 5, but man, work on it.



Next time when you cook the eggs, lower the temperature. Add some parsley or chives.



COOK EGGS SLOWLY AT LOWER TEMPS! You'll be amazed at the taste. Oh, and scramble the eggs PRIOR to putting them into the pan. Better texture and just looks better.



Good luck!





 
2/4/2010 6:07:26 PM EDT
[#34]
Also noted the fold-up card table. Very nice !! Almost exquisite
2/4/2010 6:07:52 PM EDT
[#35]



 
2/4/2010 6:09:10 PM EDT
[#36]



Quoted:


I'm going to give you a "mercy" 7/10, just because it took balls to post that pic.







 
2/4/2010 6:10:40 PM EDT
[#37]
Is he for real?


Quoted:


are you for real?






 
2/4/2010 6:20:46 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
This poor bastard needs some female help.

I've been married almost 5 years.

Had to make my own supper tonight however.

Eggs and Peanut Butter aren't that bad. Its a good taste.

And I absolutely love bacon...I just didn't have any.

Thanks for the replies, I think its hilarious. This may be the lowest rated dinner yet.
2/4/2010 6:22:26 PM EDT
[#39]
This makes me sad.

But I like the carbine
2/4/2010 6:24:22 PM EDT
[#40]
Looks like shit.
2/4/2010 6:26:22 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
+20 for the Glock
+5 for the classic M-1 Carbine
-3 Eggs are not for dinner
-5 Peanut butter + Eggs = NASTY
-2 for no marshmellows

Total score = 15


You must be a little slow...or not know the rules.
2/4/2010 6:29:42 PM EDT
[#42]



Quoted:


+20 for the Glock

+5 for the classic M-1 Carbine

-3 Eggs are not for dinner

-5 Peanut butter + Eggs = NASTY


-2 for no marshmellows



Total score = 15







OP:  It appears you managed to successfully toast a few slices of bread, but those eggs are full of fail.  



 
2/4/2010 6:30:01 PM EDT
[#43]
5/10.   I am only going easy on you because of your firearm choices, and the reloads.      

The rest is WTF, blended with FAIL for a WTFOMGFAIL sandwhich for your dinner pic of LAME.
2/4/2010 6:31:31 PM EDT
[#44]
Better luck next time.
2/4/2010 6:31:38 PM EDT
[#45]
The M1 carbine brings your score up to 0.
2/4/2010 6:33:44 PM EDT
[#46]




Quoted:

I don't know if i should give you shit or ask for your paypal address.






2/4/2010 6:48:18 PM EDT
[#47]
3/10

Knife

Napkin

Utensils



How about cleaning the card table.  I'm not docking points for the card table, I'm docking point because that card table is filthy.  How can you eat on something like that if you have the choice not too?  Get out a damp rag and some soap and spend 30 seconds cleaning that thing.
2/4/2010 6:56:45 PM EDT
[#48]
WTF

i know you had to fend for yourself tonight, wife not home and all, but for fuck sakes....
2/4/2010 6:58:25 PM EDT
[#49]
I know Glock21Guy in person. Known him for 6 or more years... and he has some wwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeird ass tastes. What we all think is delicious, he compares to a steaming plate of Feces... What we would all think is naaaaaaaaassssssssssssty... or just plain boring, is his creature comfort.

2/4/2010 7:22:04 PM EDT
[#50]
Hi

this is glock21guy's wife... I tried to get my own account but it wouldn't let me because I only had a hotmail/yahoo email.

Yes I have to agree... it was a pretty pathetic dinner..

The cell phone is only 1 year old
and
The table is clean but my husband stained it and I've tried to get the stains out and I can't

:D
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