Posted: 2/22/2016 8:20:23 PM EDT
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-87/10 Over at the In-Laws where FIL said he was cooking steak. I don't know what it is.....I think his idea of steak is a hamburger patty...  Let me tell you about this guy.... He thinks all meat should be fully cooked. The meats he cooks is the same texture as jerky...the really hard kind that you have to pick out of your teeth... Red meat should be brown throughout. When its done cooking, cook it some more... We washed our dog and he felt all pitiful and "sick" because he could smell the shampoo from across the room, which everyone else could barely even smell. Washes clothes with unscented detergent. Won't eat anything hes not familiar with... Wanted to go to a church over the weekend where Phil Robertson was preaching and serving exotic meats. Decided to not go because he found out chicken was not on the menu. Wanted to go to a Cajun restaurant...only got chicken strips Wanted to eat seafood at a seafood join - ordered chicken strips Ordered a hamburger from a restaurant - refused to eat it because the patty was square I made chili one night. I made it not hot at all because I knew he was going to come over and eat some. This chili was as tame as you can make it. He said it was too hot. Still pays all his bills and orders online by check. Saw him the other nights soaking his feet in water while sitting on the couch (hes a retired accountant) He's just been weird since he got his prostate removed due to cancer |
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-87/10 Over at the In-Laws where FIL said he was cooking steak. I don't know what it is.....I think his idea of steak is a hamburger patty... <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/ermey/media/20160220_191700_zpsfrp7je9y.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/ermey/20160220_191700_zpsfrp7je9y.jpg</a> Let me tell you about this guy.... He thinks all meat should be fully cooked. The meats he cooks is the same texture as jerky...the really hard kind that you have to pick out of your teeth... Red meat should be brown throughout. When its done cooking, cook it some more... We washed our dog and he felt all pitiful and "sick" because he could smell the shampoo from across the room, which everyone else could barely even smell. Washes clothes with unscented detergent. Won't eat anything hes not familiar with... Wanted to go to a church over the weekend where Phil Robertson was preaching and serving exotic meats. Decided to not go because he found out chicken was not on the menu. Wanted to go to a Cajun restaurant...only got chicken strips Wanted to eat seafood at a seafood join - ordered chicken strips Ordered a hamburger from a restaurant - refused to eat it because the patty was square I made chili one night. I made it not hot at all because I knew he was going to come over and eat some. This chili was as tame as you can make it. He said it was too hot. Still pays all his bills and orders online by check. Saw him the other nights soaking his feet in water while sitting on the couch (hes a retired accountant) He's just been weird since he got his prostate removed due to cancer Should have just told him that it means it is a great quality burger...they obviously don't cut corners. |
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Lol. My FIL is the same way with steak. He buys the cheapest bunch of chuck steaks he can find, marinades them and cooks them past well done. My dad used to do the same thing with ribeyes, and then would smother it in sauce. 
I never understood the appeal of steak until I learned how it was supposed to be cooked. Now I love it. |
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Yep. Poor guy is just misguided. |
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My dad used to do the same thing with ribeyes, and then would smother it in sauce.
I never understood the appeal of steak until I learned how it was supposed to be cooked. Now I love it. Quoted:
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Lol. My FIL is the same way with steak. He buys the cheapest bunch of chuck steaks he can find, marinades them and cooks them past well done. My dad used to do the same thing with ribeyes, and then would smother it in sauce.
I never understood the appeal of steak until I learned how it was supposed to be cooked. Now I love it. Same here. |
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Yep. Poor guy is just misguided. I know what children fried steak is. This is not it I ain't havin no children fry my steak. |
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Yep. Poor guy is just misguided. I know what children fried steak is. This is not it Not you, the father in law. You are a long suffering son in law, laboring under the need to not shit talk the man your wife grew up admiring as the guy who could fix anything. When you know, deep down, that guy is a fucking non hacking muppet. Because you've listened to his opinions on guns and cars and and cooking watching him fuck every bit of it up. Unless you're not. 
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Yep. Poor guy is just misguided. I know what children fried steak is. This is not it I ain't havin no children fry my steak.  Sounds tasty 
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Should have just told him that it means it is a great quality burger...they obviously don't cut corners. Quoted:
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-87/10 Over at the In-Laws where FIL said he was cooking steak. I don't know what it is.....I think his idea of steak is a hamburger patty... <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/ermey/media/20160220_191700_zpsfrp7je9y.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/ermey/20160220_191700_zpsfrp7je9y.jpg</a> Let me tell you about this guy.... He thinks all meat should be fully cooked. The meats he cooks is the same texture as jerky...the really hard kind that you have to pick out of your teeth... Red meat should be brown throughout. When its done cooking, cook it some more... We washed our dog and he felt all pitiful and "sick" because he could smell the shampoo from across the room, which everyone else could barely even smell. Washes clothes with unscented detergent. Won't eat anything hes not familiar with... Wanted to go to a church over the weekend where Phil Robertson was preaching and serving exotic meats. Decided to not go because he found out chicken was not on the menu. Wanted to go to a Cajun restaurant...only got chicken strips Wanted to eat seafood at a seafood join - ordered chicken strips Ordered a hamburger from a restaurant - refused to eat it because the patty was square I made chili one night. I made it not hot at all because I knew he was going to come over and eat some. This chili was as tame as you can make it. He said it was too hot. Still pays all his bills and orders online by check. Saw him the other nights soaking his feet in water while sitting on the couch (hes a retired accountant) He's just been weird since he got his prostate removed due to cancer Should have just told him that it means it is a great quality burger...they obviously don't cut corners. It was Wendy's, bro. |
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