You should consider yourself lucky it's only during "that time of the month". My wife has them on an hourly basis. Jekyll/Hyde don't you know.
AB
Posted: 5/8/2006 10:51:19 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted: A good old fashioned hysterectomy would fix that.
Posted: 5/8/2006 11:07:06 AM EDT
[#8]
Bend her over the couch when she gets home. Then yell "Surprise!"
In the interests of full disclosure, I've tried to do that to my wife twice in the last three months. She was not amused, but I figured it was simply due to her lacking a sense of humor. YMMV.
Posted: 5/8/2006 11:08:37 AM EDT
[#9]
Ask her "Who the fuck lit the fuse on YOUR tampon today?!"
That should calm her right down.
Posted: 5/8/2006 12:09:48 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted: Bend her over the couch when she gets home. Then yell "Surprise!"
Posted: 5/8/2006 12:19:47 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted: A good old fashioned hysterectomy would fix that.
Nah, she probably just needs a good milking.
Posted: 5/8/2006 12:32:07 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted: A good old fashioned hysterectomy would fix that.
Few things actually make me laugh out loud. That quote did it!
Posted: 5/8/2006 12:34:58 PM EDT
[#13]
I recommend that you drink heavily.
Posted: 5/8/2006 12:38:15 PM EDT
[#14]
Hide your hammers.
Posted: 5/8/2006 12:39:51 PM EDT
[#15]
I usually take the dog and egress the area for a few days.
Posted: 5/8/2006 12:41:58 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted: Do nothing, she should be used to it by now. happens every month. Tell her get over it.
