Do you need some machetes? Are you Looking for a deal on some Machetes? THEY ARE BACK! > General Discussion

Posted: 11/11/2022 11:15:36 PM EDT

Now even cheaper than before at $19 plus shipping. Keep in mind you can ship several packs for the same price. These are legit and good steel.

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Here you go, machetes!

Posted: 11/12/2022 12:15:36 AM EDT

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ETA photos of my second order that arrived 1/6:

I think I only had one dupe in 10 machetes. Not too shabby!

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Posted: 11/12/2022 12:16:50 AM EDT

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Posted: 11/12/2022 12:21:51 AM EDT

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Awe fuck, why do you do this to me? I Already bought 15 last time!

Posted: 11/12/2022 12:23:37 AM EDT

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Holy shit, they actually put my review up there! I thought they werent going to!

Posted: 11/12/2022 12:24:23 AM EDT

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Posted: 11/12/2022 12:24:36 AM EDT

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linky?

Posted: 11/12/2022 12:26:44 AM EDT

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You're the machete whore I presume?

Posted: 11/12/2022 1:14:03 AM EDT

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Posted: 11/12/2022 1:15:02 AM EDT

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Click the link in OP and look at reviews.

Posted: 11/12/2022 1:19:53 AM EDT

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I opened up my three pack in front of my daughter in law. She grew up in Haiti, and got really excited. She grabbed one and said it was just like the one they used back there. I told her to keep it. She was out in the yard whacking shit within five minutes.

Posted: 11/12/2022 1:20:53 AM EDT

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Posted: 11/12/2022 1:20:54 AM EDT

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I had to buy 15 of the damn things. WTH OP , Thanks.

Posted: 11/12/2022 2:25:52 AM EDT

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@Aimless

didn't you have some misadventures with cheap machetes?

Posted: 11/12/2022 2:40:23 AM EDT

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They're lucky I've been drinking

Posted: 11/12/2022 2:45:34 AM EDT

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How thick are the blades on these?
Wondering if they would bend easy.

Posted: 11/12/2022 10:19:45 AM EDT

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5 of them shipped for less than $29, I FO'd!

Posted: 11/12/2022 10:20:04 AM EDT

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Wondering if they would bend easy.

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They vary but as far as bending, not easily I would think. They spring back into shape like a machete should. These are real deal Colombian machetes, some made with British steel.

Posted: 11/12/2022 10:27:09 AM EDT

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You dirty, dirty machete whore!!!

Posted: 11/12/2022 10:36:33 AM EDT

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Shit. Now I have more machetes.

Posted: 11/12/2022 10:51:18 AM EDT

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Thanks! $45 for 10 machetes is hard to beat! Looks like some kids are getting machetes for Christmas.

Posted: 11/12/2022 10:54:07 AM EDT

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no such thing as too many machetes or too much lube.

Posted: 11/12/2022 10:55:49 AM EDT

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I didn’t realize that they are an additional 20% off!

That’s even better.

Machetes!

Posted: 11/12/2022 10:57:30 AM EDT

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no such thing as too many machetes or too much lube.

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no such thing as too many machetes or too much lube.

What if you have so many well lubricated machetes that you're dropping them all over the damn place? Seems dangerous.

Posted: 11/12/2022 11:01:57 AM EDT

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Dammit, why do I click on these threads…

Bought a set.

Posted: 11/12/2022 11:04:34 AM EDT

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20% off today for veteran's day sale.

Posted: 11/12/2022 11:04:53 AM EDT

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fancycat: i should lube my machetes

Posted: 11/12/2022 11:05:04 AM EDT

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Posted: 11/12/2022 11:39:21 AM EDT

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Don’t feel bad if I got you in this as I just got myself for another ten. With shipping that is only $4.50 a piece.

Posted: 11/12/2022 11:53:10 AM EDT

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I FOed.

Machetes for e'ryone on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day!

Posted: 11/12/2022 12:05:27 PM EDT

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Will these work well on olive trees? I've got a ton of these things to kill here at the cabin. I'm thinking my battery Makita sawzall with pruning blade would be quicker, but not nearly as fun.

Posted: 11/12/2022 12:06:03 PM EDT

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This thread confuses me. I'm not sure I need 1 machete, let alone 5.

Posted: 11/12/2022 12:07:04 PM EDT

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Wrong all the way around…you need at least ten.

Posted: 11/12/2022 12:14:34 PM EDT

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Will these work well on olive trees? I've got a ton of these things to kill here at the cabin. I'm thinking my battery Makita sawzall with pruning blade would be quicker, but not nearly as fun.

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I assume you mean autumn olive and if so they will make quick work on small bushes but obviously the bigger trunks are going to need but it’s likely a chainsaw.

Posted: 11/12/2022 12:20:08 PM EDT

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I didn't know I needed 5 machetes but soon I will have them. Thanks OP.

Posted: 11/12/2022 12:23:31 PM EDT

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This has to be the most expensive $25 membership site on the planet.

5 inbound.

Posted: 11/12/2022 12:29:14 PM EDT

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Bought some, automatic 20% off for veterans day

Posted: 11/12/2022 12:29:46 PM EDT

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How many decades have these five machetes been sold as a package deal like this?

Posted: 11/12/2022 12:31:27 PM EDT

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@4FishLimit leave Op alone, and shut up.
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY MACHETES!
Op can be any kind of whore he wants to be.

Posted: 11/12/2022 12:35:49 PM EDT

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"A fellah, a QUICK fellah, might have a weapon under there."

...or maybe in a sheath attached to a gun safe where it's not very noticeable.

Posted: 11/12/2022 12:36:07 PM EDT

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Your review was hilarious.
10 machetes on the way. Preparing for the wife eye roll.

Posted: 11/12/2022 12:41:18 PM EDT

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WTH am I going to do with multiple machetes? I don't even have any trees.

Posted: 11/12/2022 12:47:54 PM EDT

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Well, I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with 5 machetes, but I guess I'll find out.

Posted: 11/12/2022 12:48:15 PM EDT

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Sword fights. Duh.

Posted: 11/12/2022 1:16:58 PM EDT

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15 authentic real deal tool machetes for $60 shipped works for me
Thanks OP that's a fantastic deal

Posted: 11/12/2022 1:31:11 PM EDT

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"You don't want to be caught in the end-of-the-world without a giant machete, and at this price, you can buy enough to supply the whole neighborhood! Everyone needs a box full of machetes, at least 15 or 20, and at this price ANYONE can afford it! Shipping is the same if you get 1 5-pack, or 4! In the apocalypse you will run out of ammo, so have an armory full of machetes! You will be the next emperor of whatever nation rises from the ashes, just you, your wicked machete, and your machete-weilding harem of fine females!"

Posted: 11/12/2022 1:31:18 PM EDT

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Learn to juggle?

Posted: 11/12/2022 3:15:52 PM EDT

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You need a box full of machetes. Everyone does. Atleast 15 or 20. Read my review.

Posted: 11/12/2022 3:19:34 PM EDT

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Neither do I!

Posted: 11/12/2022 3:21:04 PM EDT

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My wife gave me shit when I told her about the machetes. She said, quote, "you don't need machetes". I told her she didn't need the half dozen boxes of clothes that show up on our doorstep weekly either. She did not have a response.

Posted: 11/12/2022 3:22:57 PM EDT

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"You don't want to be caught in the end-of-the-world without a giant machete, and at this price, you can buy enough to supply the whole neighborhood! Everyone needs a box full of machetes, at least 15 or 20, and at this price ANYONE can afford it! Shipping is the same if you get 1 5-pack, or 4! In the apocalypse you will run out of ammo, so have an armory full of machetes! You will be the next emperor of whatever nation rises from the ashes, just you, your wicked machete, and your machete-weilding harem of fine females!"

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"You don't want to be caught in the end-of-the-world without a giant machete, and at this price, you can buy enough to supply the whole neighborhood! Everyone needs a box full of machetes, at least 15 or 20, and at this price ANYONE can afford it! Shipping is the same if you get 1 5-pack, or 4! In the apocalypse you will run out of ammo, so have an armory full of machetes! You will be the next emperor of whatever nation rises from the ashes, just you, your wicked machete, and your machete-weilding harem of fine females!"

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