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3/5/2009 1:13:18 PM EDT
I have several cases of hot dogs (maybe 60 total dogs) that have their listed "expiration date" as sometime in November. I just had a couple last night and they smelled and tasted normal. It has been nearly four months since they technically expired. Do they EVER go bad? Also, am I going to die because I ate some of them last night?



MAX
3/5/2009 1:15:19 PM EDT
[#1]
Dibs on guns.
3/5/2009 1:16:31 PM EDT
[#2]
They should be fine.


3/5/2009 1:17:47 PM EDT
[#3]
Hotdogs only go bad if they're raised in a broken home or have no education and job opportunities.
3/5/2009 1:18:07 PM EDT
[#4]
Fuck it... nuke em and eat em!  What could go wrong?   A little cramping, a little gas, maybe some vomiting, possibly death.  But they shouldn't go to waste think of Obama's starving family in Kenya.
3/5/2009 1:18:43 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
I have several cases of hot dogs (maybe 60 total dogs) that have their listed "expiration date" as sometime in November. I just had a couple last night and they smelled and tasted normal. It has been nearly four months since they technically expired. Do they EVER go bad? Also, am I going to die because I ate some of them last night?

MAX


Quick question:  If you had that many, why not freeze them?
3/5/2009 1:18:59 PM EDT
[#6]
stick 'em in the freezer
3/5/2009 1:20:28 PM EDT
[#7]



Quoted:



Quoted:

I have several cases of hot dogs (maybe 60 total dogs) that have their listed "expiration date" as sometime in November. I just had a couple last night and they smelled and tasted normal. It has been nearly four months since they technically expired. Do they EVER go bad? Also, am I going to die because I ate some of them last night?



MAX




Quick question:  If you had that many, why not freeze them?


Didn't think of it at the time...


I will next time though, thanks!



MAX



 
3/5/2009 1:22:57 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
stick 'em in the freezer


Stick them in the freezer and post pics.

3/5/2009 1:31:20 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Quoted:
stick 'em in the freezer


Stick them in the freezer and post pics.




SIITFAPP!
3/5/2009 1:42:34 PM EDT
[#10]
Bad meat is generally pretty obvious. If it doesn't smell, look, or taste bad, then it's probably not bad enough to kill you.

Really though, processed meat that has been kept in it's original sealed packaging at a temp below 40F will keep for quite a while past the "expiration" date.
3/5/2009 1:56:01 PM EDT
[#11]
Go bad?

They're born bad.

3/5/2009 2:03:37 PM EDT
[#12]
I here the shit they put in hot dogs will kill every bacteria known to man.  In fact, it's a little known secret that if you have a massive bacterial infection, you should eat a package of hot dogs a day for two weeks.
3/5/2009 2:03:44 PM EDT
[#13]
My favorite hot dog recipe:





Sweet and sour dogs!





Cut up a package of hot dogs and fry them in a skillet with a little butter or lard.


Add some apple cider vinegar, some bourbon, molasses and spices.


Cook till you get that brown sticky goodness!





MAX

 
3/5/2009 2:05:35 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Go bad?

They're born bad.



QFT
3/5/2009 2:08:57 PM EDT
[#15]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPgpYux8HJQ
3/5/2009 2:10:27 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
I have several cases of hot dogs (maybe 60 total dogs) that have their listed "expiration date" as sometime in November. I just had a couple last night and they smelled and tasted normal. It has been nearly four months since they technically expired. Do they EVER go bad? Also, am I going to die because I ate some of them last night?

MAX


You should think of new and creative games to play with the neighborhood dogs utilizing said hot dogs.

I buy two packs of cheap hot dogs for this very reason.  I don't drink or smoke, this is much more fun.
3/5/2009 2:11:41 PM EDT
[#17]
My sister included a pack of hotdogs in with the Christmas cookies last December. Due to the snow, they'd been sitting in the post office for a month before I was able to pick them up.
The vacuum seal held, they weren't swelling or discolored, and they smelled fine when I opened them.
I've since eaten all of them with no ill effects whatsoever.
There's a lot to be said for modern preservatives.
3/5/2009 2:13:11 PM EDT
[#18]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Go bad?



They're born bad.







QFT






 
3/5/2009 2:13:40 PM EDT
[#19]
3/5/2009 2:17:10 PM EDT
[#20]


You could hand them out to the homeless people begging for dollars at the on-ramps.
3/5/2009 2:20:50 PM EDT
[#21]
I'd say you have two more days. Hope you're hungry
3/5/2009 2:31:50 PM EDT
[#22]
Uh yes they do.



3/5/2009 3:29:23 PM EDT
[#23]
Not only do they not go bad, they even grow PCN for you, bonus!!!
3/5/2009 3:30:22 PM EDT
[#24]
If they have been in a vagina or anus they can.




3/5/2009 3:46:59 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Hotdogs only go bad if they're raised in a broken home or have no education and job opportunities.


yes. they usually turn to a life of crime and must be put down.
3/5/2009 4:17:30 PM EDT
[#26]
Hot dogs and Twinkes –– You're GTG in the PAW
3/5/2009 4:20:00 PM EDT
[#27]
I got food poisoning during Hurricane Ike* from hot dogs.  Yes, they can go bad.  


*Where's my fucking debit card?  Fuck the whiny Katrina assholes and their perpetual welfare status.