Posted: 8/13/2012 7:19:02 PM EDT
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So, a relative of mine got busted for eating gub't cheese, and now they're faced witt some pretty large fines, and the possibility of jail time.
They told me about it, and then broke down crying, saying " I'm just gonna kill myself". I mustered my best Ben stiller and said "do it. Do it.". They cried harder, but didn't kill themselves. Gub't cheesers are lower than dog shit on my boot. Fucking sickening. /rant over |
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Can anyone translate the OP for me? I have no idea what I just read. This.  OP's relatives commit fraud for food stamps relatives get caught relatives tell OP they're considering committing suicide OP tells them to do it at least that's what I deduced 
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Can anyone translate the OP for me? I have no idea what I just read. This. OP's relatives commit fraud for food stamps relatives get caught relatives tell OP they're considering committing suicide OP tells them to do it at least that's what I deduced Thank you for translating. |
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Can anyone translate the OP for me? I have no idea what I just read. relative was getting free goverment cheese... they did not qualify for said cheese... they got caught and now face fines and jail time... they are not happy and want to kill themselves... they don't have the fucking balls to do it... they ate government cheese so they have bowel problems... I think that's what I read
ETA - I type slow and was beaten by someone who loves government cheese... 
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