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11/22/2009 2:16:30 PM EDT

Eating a handful of goldfish crackers...  

That is all...



11/22/2009 2:17:21 PM EDT
[#1]
11/22/2009 2:18:25 PM EDT
[#2]



Quoted:




Eating a handful of goldfish crackers PIE...  




That is all...






 
11/22/2009 2:19:02 PM EDT
[#3]
Or while peeing.
11/22/2009 2:19:25 PM EDT
[#4]
Sounds messy
11/22/2009 2:19:33 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Or while peeing.


11/22/2009 2:24:28 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Sounds messy


Yeah


But I caught it all  
11/22/2009 2:29:27 PM EDT
[#7]
I sneezed once while dropping duece and vapor locked my sphincter
11/22/2009 2:35:59 PM EDT
[#8]


Or attempting to fart....

11/22/2009 2:36:44 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:


Or attempting to fart....



That never ends well....
11/22/2009 2:37:44 PM EDT
[#10]



Quoted:

Or while peeing.


I knew a guy that did that once. 12 hrs later he was dead.



 
11/22/2009 2:39:10 PM EDT
[#11]
Burping and sneezing at the same time is like vomiting through your sinus cavity.  
11/22/2009 2:43:53 PM EDT
[#12]
Have ya gotten all the goldfish crumbs outta your nose yet?
11/22/2009 2:45:16 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
I sneezed once while dropping duece and vapor locked my sphincter


Yikes...

11/22/2009 2:50:08 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Have ya gotten all the goldfish crumbs outta your nose yet?


I think so
11/22/2009 2:52:31 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Or while peeing.


This!!

11/22/2009 2:54:50 PM EDT
[#16]
Perfect timing.......
Eating roasted marshmallows for the kids last night.
I dont know if it was the smoke or what but I just took one off the stick and while chewing, I had a fast sneeze.
I turned my head as fast as I could since we were all in a circle around the fire but it all hit my lady in her bare lower legs. She freaked thinking it was all snot. Still gross either way, but it was funny from where I sat.  
11/22/2009 2:57:21 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Perfect timing.......
Eating roasted marshmallows for the kids last night.
I dont know if it was the smoke or what but I just took one off the stick and while chewing, I had a fast sneeze.
I turned my head as fast as I could since we were all in a circle around the fire but it all hit my lady in her bare lower legs. She freaked thinking it was all snot. Still gross either way, but it was funny from where I sat.  




LMFAO!!!!

Big gob of nasty, white, warm snot!!!  

11/22/2009 3:10:12 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Perfect timing.......
Eating roasted marshmallows for the kids last night.
I dont know if it was the smoke or what but I just took one off the stick and while chewing, I had a fast sneeze.
I turned my head as fast as I could since we were all in a circle around the fire but it all hit my lady in her bare lower legs. She freaked thinking it was all snot. Still gross either way, but it was funny from where I sat.  


HA HA !    That's awesome