Posted: 5/4/2008 9:55:46 PM EDT
| ...that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face? |
lots of toothless citizens of my hometown would agree. I have never see so many snaggle toothed citizenry (stateside) in my entire life. People from outside the area are shocked by the fact that we do not fluoridate our water. The dentists here love it. They have no problems making money. (I have three dentists in my family)
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In all seriousness, the only reason they fluoridate city water and, in effect, force everyone to DRINK it, is that they figure people aren't responsible enough to choose to use it only on their teeth. I don't drink flouridated water. But I do use a flouride mouth rinse once a week. |
"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff." |
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General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake. Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No. General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence. and my favorite exchange General Jack D. Ripper: Were you ever a prisoner of war? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Well, yes I was, matter of fact, Jack, I was. General Jack D. Ripper: Did they torture you? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, yes they did. I was tortured by the Japanese, Jack, if you must know; not a pretty story. General Jack D. Ripper: Well, what happened? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Oh, well, I don't know, Jack, difficult to think of under these conditions; but, well, what happened was they got me on the old Rangoon-Ichinawa railway. I was laying train lines for the bloody Japanese puff-puff's. General Jack D. Ripper: No, I mean when they tortured you did you talk? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Ah, oh, no... well, I don't think they wanted me to talk really. I don't think they wanted me to say anything. It was just their way of having a bit of fun, the swines. Strange thing is they make such bloody good cameras. |