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3/1/2008 10:16:31 AM EDT
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3/1/2008 10:21:46 AM EDT
[#1]
It's okay, your doing what you gotta do to get laid. (even if it is down the road)

No man card removal from me :)
3/1/2008 10:23:03 AM EDT
[#2]
I'm pretty sure there;s a chick in that movie too. If you want to focus on Matthew Mcwhatever, that's you're business.
3/1/2008 10:24:00 AM EDT
[#3]
You're not going for the movie, you're going for the poon.
3/1/2008 10:24:08 AM EDT
[#4]
Indeed, the end (pie) justifies the means (unless the means involve roofies).
3/1/2008 10:24:58 AM EDT
[#5]
Focus on Kate Hudson's boobies, get pie after, and you'll keep a corner of your man card.
3/1/2008 10:25:34 AM EDT
[#6]
If the movie was not your choice then that is ok.  
3/1/2008 10:26:32 AM EDT
[#7]
you could save yourself a whole lotta time.

just open the date with the old "does this rag smell like cloroform?" line.  bam instant pie, and no chick flick!
3/1/2008 10:27:00 AM EDT
[#8]
Thanks guys. The things we do for the inverted axe wound.
3/1/2008 10:27:31 AM EDT
[#9]
Pick a girl like me who would rather go to the range or watch The Devil's Rejects!!
3/1/2008 10:28:02 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
Your not going for the movie, you're going for the poon.

This is true but some things are best left unseen.
3/1/2008 10:28:36 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Pick a girl like me who would rather go to the range or watch The Devil's Rejects!!


Sister?
3/1/2008 10:30:29 AM EDT
[#12]
Vagina makes man stupid.
3/1/2008 10:31:33 AM EDT
[#13]
Try the old inserting wood through a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket trick.    

ETA: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdkwsxLd79I
3/1/2008 10:34:47 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Pick a girl like me who would rather go to the range or watch The Devil's Rejects!!


Sister?


What?
3/1/2008 10:40:25 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
So in a few hours I'm supposed to be meeting up with a new "lady friend" and we have plans for a typical movie and dinner evening with her choice of movie.  Well...she wants to see Fool's Gold
  I haven't been to a chick flick in a few years and I'm really not to thrilled about it.  So my question is, do I have to turn in my man card for watching Mathew McConaughey with his shirt off and visible 34 pack for two hours?  I'm not to sure about this one guys.  If it doesn't have a car chase, gun porn, raunchy sex scene or other good man scenes...I don't want to FUCKING GO!
Pete


She's testing you to see how far she can push to get your to do something you loathe, in hopes of getting pie.

Even if the pie is garunteed, you are basically dating a whore (you "pay" by taking her to an unwatchable movie and dinner).

A date is presumably an activity that both parties enjoy doing together.  Do you think for one second she'd sit through a zombie film?
3/1/2008 10:42:50 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:

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Pick a girl like me who would rather go to the range or watch The Devil's Rejects!!


Sister?


What?


Does she have a sister
3/1/2008 10:44:17 AM EDT
[#17]
We've all been there. We've all kept our cards.




Just make us proud and get some action.
3/1/2008 10:44:50 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
So in a few hours I'm supposed to be meeting up with a new "lady friend" and we have plans for a typical movie and dinner evening with her choice of movie.  Well...she wants to see Fool's Gold
  I haven't been to a chick flick in a few years and I'm really not to thrilled about it.  So my question is, do I have to turn in my man card for watching Mathew McConaughey with his shirt off and visible 34 pack for two hours?  I'm not to sure about this one guys.  If it doesn't have a car chase, gun porn, raunchy sex scene or other good man scenes...I don't want to FUCKING GO!
Pete


She's testing you to see how far she can push to get your to do something you loathe, in hopes of getting pie.

Even if the pie is garunteed, you are basically dating a whore (you "pay" by taking her to an unwatchable movie and dinner).

A date is presumably an activity that both parties enjoy doing together.  Do you think for one second she'd sit through a zombie film?


We shall see.  She does know I'm into movies like that so when the next ARFCOM movie is out, WE will be there.
3/1/2008 10:45:51 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
We've all been there. We've all kept our cards.




Just make us proud and get some action.


And I will try to post pics
3/1/2008 11:01:56 AM EDT
[#20]
Fools Gold seems to be more of an adventure flick than a chick flick.
Hey maybe you 'll like it and want to see it again, maybe buy the DVD.
Sahara wasn't that bad either. Two words: Penelope Cruz, yummy.
3/1/2008 11:07:12 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
you could save yourself a whole lotta time.

just open the date with the old "does this rag smell like cloroform?" line.  bam instant pie, and no chick flick!

Ohhhh man that's wrong.

3/1/2008 11:12:19 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
Focus on Kate Hudson's boobies, get pie after, and you'll keep a corner of your man card.


Her what? There isn't enough there to even notice
3/2/2008 4:21:32 AM EDT
[#23]
Bump
3/2/2008 4:23:45 AM EDT
[#24]
hooray pie!!!
3/2/2008 4:32:04 AM EDT
[#25]
First date?
3/2/2008 4:33:30 AM EDT
[#26]
"There is just nothing like the taste of fresh pie!..."
3/2/2008 5:01:53 AM EDT
[#27]

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First date?

Second actually.
3/2/2008 5:02:26 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
"There is just nothing like the taste of fresh pie!..."


That is true sir...and it was good.
3/2/2008 10:40:43 AM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Pick a girl like me who would rather go to the range or watch The Devil's Rejects!!


Sister?


She is the girl.
3/3/2008 8:53:33 AM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Pick a girl like me who would rather go to the range or watch The Devil's Rejects!!


Sister?


She is the girl.


Thank you for clarifying, I wasn't sure he got it!!
3/3/2008 5:13:59 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Pick a girl like me who would rather go to the range or watch The Devil's Rejects!!


Sister?


She is the girl.


Thank you for clarifying, I wasn't sure he got it!!


Sorry dude, I meant does she have a sister
3/3/2008 5:15:39 PM EDT
[#32]
OP must be in Cincy?  275?
3/3/2008 5:18:35 PM EDT
[#33]
Pics or it didn't happen