Posted: 4/21/2008 1:43:02 PM EDT
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How will you spend it? I plan on letting my car burn lots of Iraqi oil. I'm gonna BBQ a spotted owl & California condor. Maybe clean out the garage and stuff my garbage can as full as it can get. I hate hippies. |
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Most places celebrated "Earth Day" last Sunday, so we fired-up the smoker in the backyard and burned about a quarter-rick of hickory and smoked about 100 lbs of ribs, brisket, loin, chicken, and hotlinks. I swear that I won't stop until I can match Al Gore's carbon footprint! |
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I will vote tomorrow, and look forward to interesting conversations with Hilldog / Obama supporters at the polling place. Perhaps I shall ask them what their candidate will do for the environment. Listen carefully, then say, "well, that's not enough, I will have to vote for (the other candidate)" This should be good for moderate distress. |
WINNER!!!!! You gotta throw some more moonbat ideology in their as well, like Free Tibet and gay marriage. |
You plan your day by thinking "hmmm... how can I spite someone today?" Geez, get a life. Don't like Earth Day? Fine, but don't be whining about people "funding terrorists" by buying pot like you did a few months ago, while you're sitting there burning fuel in your gas guzzler.
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| Let all my gas powered equiptment and cars and trucks idle needlessly, burn used motor oil, cut down a tree, shoot a woodchuck, spill gas on the ground at the gas station, turn the heat or A/C on needlessly, BBQ, add some extra oil to 2 stroke gas, burn papers, burn some rubber, take the long way to and from work. |
I remember years ago, I found several CASES of r12 in a closet of a house I moved into. We took it out to the woods and shot the cans, great fun! Later, when I told this granola girl what we did, she freaked out and regarded us as infidel slime. That was OK. |
oh shit thanks for the input. |
Geez. Chill out pothead. Its a freakin joke. What are you about 15?
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Maybe next year, we could get a group buy on cases of R12 and have a big Arfcom shootoff. |
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I will be attending the Al gore celebrity spotted owl shoot and tire bond fire BBQ provided by PETA firearms from Sara Brady's OMGTEOTWAWKI Assault rifle emporium/whore house special guest stars: Mayor Bloomberg George Soros Micheal Moore Rosie O'Donald barak Obama Hilleary Clinton special fire works display by Hamas (this is joke) |

like you did a few months ago, while you're sitting there burning fuel in your gas guzzler.

