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6/8/2017 10:37:20 PM EDT
Earth:  Mostly harmless
6/8/2017 10:39:00 PM EDT
[#1]
42.
6/8/2017 10:39:21 PM EDT
[#2]
Except when it isn't.
6/8/2017 10:40:30 PM EDT
[#3]
Buncha Belgians.
6/8/2017 10:42:18 PM EDT
[#4]
Dont Panic
6/8/2017 10:42:19 PM EDT
[#5]
Vogon poetry.  The second worse poetry in the universe...
6/8/2017 10:43:34 PM EDT
[#6]
Agreed. Compared to the universal life forms that are constantly trying to take over our planet.??
6/8/2017 10:45:38 PM EDT
[#7]
Anyone else stick the word "Don't Panic" onto their tablet, in large, friendly letters?
6/8/2017 10:45:40 PM EDT
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The president is very much a figurehead - he wields no real power whatsoever. He is apparently chosen by the government, but the qualities he is required to display are not those of leadership but those of finely judged outrage. For this reason the President is always a controversial choice, always an infuriating but fascinating character. His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it.
6/8/2017 10:46:38 PM EDT
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I have my towel and a bottle  of old janx sprit.   When do we leave.
6/8/2017 10:46:59 PM EDT
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6/8/2017 10:49:33 PM EDT
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You sound like a real hoppy hoopy frood.

Edited because, fuck autocorrect.
6/8/2017 10:50:33 PM EDT
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Well, that about wraps it up for god.
6/8/2017 10:52:06 PM EDT
[#13]
And underneath the newspaper.......were my biscuits.
6/8/2017 10:53:25 PM EDT
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I love that story.
6/8/2017 10:56:48 PM EDT
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I love that story.
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You know I had a guy back when I was teenager write out the Arthur/Fenchurch story that surrounded that part and subbed in mine and his names.  He tried to pass it off as an original piece.  One of the first pieces of information he had on me was that I loved to read.  
6/8/2017 10:59:08 PM EDT
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I have my towel and a bottle  of old janx sprit.   When do we leave.
You sound like a real hoppy frood.
He certainly knows where his towel is at.
6/8/2017 11:00:01 PM EDT
[#17]
So long and thanks for all the fish!
6/8/2017 11:00:23 PM EDT
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From above and around,
observations are collected
Knowledge is taken in by curious life forms
That may bring hope from beyond
Beneath the giver of life, our sun
An examination of another kind is done

A view from those who stood high
And breathing the sky
An opinion from below and from above

Some were decided, some were not
A few looked away, but none forgot

Misanthrope
Hater of all mankind
There is some hope
For those who own their mind
They came, they saw and acknowledged
Some good, some bad
Opinion: Dangerous
6/8/2017 11:00:40 PM EDT
[#19]
Please do not press this button again.
6/8/2017 11:01:20 PM EDT
[#20]
I got to meet him once.

I even let him borrow my pen.
6/8/2017 11:02:48 PM EDT
[#21]
There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. ... Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that presents the difficulties."
6/8/2017 11:03:57 PM EDT
[#22]
I just had a cup of something that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
6/8/2017 11:07:00 PM EDT
[#23]
The only book that has ever made me laugh out loud while reading...  This thread makes me want to read it again.
6/8/2017 11:17:33 PM EDT
[#24]
Don't panic...

Unless you're in Stavro Mueller Beta.

THEN PANIC!!!
6/8/2017 11:23:54 PM EDT
[#25]
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
6/8/2017 11:25:44 PM EDT
[#26]
This'll all end in tears, I just know it.
6/8/2017 11:30:27 PM EDT
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The president is very much a figurehead - he wields no real power whatsoever. He is apparently chosen by the government, but the qualities he is required to display are not those of leadership but those of finely judged outrage. For this reason the President is always a controversial choice, always an infuriating but fascinating character. His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it.
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One of the many concepts in the series that has seems to line up with reality, along with: "those who most want to be in charge are the least qualified."  Don't you wish that our country was run by someone who didn't actually WANT to be in control?
6/8/2017 11:40:57 PM EDT
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the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again
6/8/2017 11:41:06 PM EDT
[#29]
See how long it takes someone to get this:

Probably until the first guy quotes it.

“My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."
6/9/2017 12:51:33 AM EDT
[#30]
I am resplendent in my crimson bejeweled battle shorts.
6/9/2017 1:28:04 AM EDT
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6/9/2017 1:52:17 AM EDT
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See how long it takes someone to get this:
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Probably until the first guy quotes it.

“My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."
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I'm assuming that's a Ford Prefect.  
6/9/2017 1:53:32 AM EDT
[#33]
Why do you have a chicken bone in your beard?  
6/9/2017 1:53:42 AM EDT
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See how long it takes someone to get this:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/1948_Ford_Prefect_E93A.jpg
Probably until the first guy quotes it.

“My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."
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You can make out the model name above the grill.
6/9/2017 11:42:28 AM EDT
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Maybe YOU can.  I'm an old fart and am lucky to see the screen at all these days.  I did that from my phone.
6/9/2017 11:53:35 AM EDT
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Actually, I quite liked it.
6/9/2017 11:55:13 AM EDT
[#37]
towel day came and went...

oh, and don't panic
6/9/2017 11:56:58 AM EDT
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FPNI.

All of it.
6/9/2017 12:14:05 PM EDT
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I really liked the movie. But the book was incredible, I really need to reread it.

A TV show based on the book would be a good watch. Probably do well with the Dr Who crowd.
6/9/2017 12:16:47 PM EDT
[#40]
I brought my towel.
6/9/2017 12:22:33 PM EDT
[#41]
it's a lot like being drunk

what's so bad about that?

ask a glass of water
6/9/2017 12:26:29 PM EDT
[#42]
So, why did you get the third arm?
6/9/2017 12:32:32 PM EDT
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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. 

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
6/9/2017 12:33:20 PM EDT
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There already was one... 6 episodes back in 1981.

IMO the radio shows are where the really hoopy froods find their entertainment.
6/9/2017 12:36:36 PM EDT
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It's just not the same unless you say it with infinite majesty and calm
6/9/2017 12:37:54 PM EDT
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My daughter and her husband teach school in a remote part of AK.

They were giving a test to one of the lower grade students (like 5th equivalent or so here).  One of the questions was about why people should have laws and such.

The students simple answer:  42

They could not mark it wrong.  If you don't like the answer, you should have asked a better question.
6/9/2017 12:39:24 PM EDT
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6/9/2017 12:40:49 PM EDT
[#48]
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
6/9/2017 12:41:52 PM EDT
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I have my towel and a bottle  of old janx sprit.   When do we leave.
You sound like a real hoppy frood.
No Poetry!
6/9/2017 12:45:36 PM EDT
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There already was one... 6 episodes back in 1981.

IMO the radio shows are where the really hoopy froods find their entertainment.
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A TV show based on the book would be a good watch. Probably do well with the Dr Who crowd.
There already was one... 6 episodes back in 1981.

IMO the radio shows are where the really hoopy froods find their entertainment.


I might have the timeline wrong, but I think the radio shows predate the novel.

And, IIRC, Life the Universe and Everything actually began its life as a Dr. Who script. Adams tweaked it into a Hithchikers story when the Dr. Who folks weren't interested. He did write for a few episodes, though.
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