Posted: 4/24/2011 4:53:34 AM EDT
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It seems to me that a combine would make the ultimate in mechanical zombie eradication toys. If you armored the cab, you'd be golden. All you'd need was a cleaner team to club any clingers at the end of the day.
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huh?
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You planning on using a corn head or a grain head? I don't think the cleaner screens inside can be set coarse enough to let the zombie chaff filter out, and WTF are you planning on doing with a hopper full of harvested zombie? I don't think it's bringing enough /bushel down at the feed mill to bother trucking it over there. Just my opinion. |
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You planning on using a corn head or a grain head? I don't think the cleaner screens inside can be set coarse enough to let the zombie chaff filter out, and WTF are you planning on doing with a hopper full of harvested zombie? I don't think it's bringing enough /bushel down at the feed mill to bother trucking it over there. Just my opinion. once you fill the hopper just empty it like you would a hopper full of beans, just not into a wagon or truck......you'll just leave a trail of pureed zombies |
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It seems to me that a combine would make the ultimate in mechanical zombie eradication toys. If you armored the cab, you'd be golden. All you'd need was a cleaner team to club any clingers at the end of the day. I've seen 20lb fawns bring combines to a stop. back to the drawing board with you..... |
| Damn. Thought I was onto something. Wonder if it could be modified to process heavier stuff. Corn is pretty tough in the quantities they consume, so I figured it'd be OK with decomposing meat. Sort of a mobile wood chipper solution. Probably only good for walkers. Runners would just dogpile the unit and you'd have to be running down Manhattan Island to get enough to make sense. |
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Quoted: Edison didn't event the light bulb his first try either.....Damn. Thought I was onto something. Wonder if it could be modified to process heavier stuff. Corn is pretty tough in the quantities they consume, so I figured it'd be OK with decomposing meat. Sort of a mobile wood chipper solution. Probably only good for walkers. Runners would just dogpile the unit and you'd have to be running down Manhattan Island to get enough to make sense.  |