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10/5/2012 12:43:21 PM EDT
I had forgotten about this until today, back in May I received an email by mistake from a lady trying to reach her son and decided to have some fun. The jig is up and no further communication can be made I thought ARFCOM might enjoy the transcript of the convo:


From: momlady
To: diddymas

Oh Hey . . .
Just checking in . . . hope all is well and you're all set to take off tomorrow!!
Love ya,
Mom



From: diddymas
To: momlady

Sorry but I've decided not to leave. I hope you understand.




From: momlady
To: diddymas

What are you talking about me & Dad took the day off of work?  When do you plan on leaving?



From: diddymas
To: momlady

I don't know. I thought I would hang out with this girl I met the other night. I guess maybe Friday I might get going.
I hope you're not mad.




From: momlady
To: diddymas

Can you call me?



From: diddymas
To: momlady

I don't think that's a good idea, just have dad email me. I think he would understand.



From: momlady
To: diddymas

What are you talking about?



From: diddymas
To: momlady

I don't want you to yell at me like when I was little. I still have nightmares about that. Please just have dad email me



From: momlady
To: diddymas

You are so full of shit!!!



From: diddymas
To: momlady

Yeah, I'm just kidding. I can't wait to see you and dad. Its been awhile. Did you get the mothers day card I sent?



From: momlady
To: diddymas

So are you coming home tomorrow?  We're still coming down!



From: diddymas
To: momlady

Of course mom, I'll be there. What time are you guys going to be there? What's the weather supposed to be like?


At this point it had been a few hours between emails and I figured she had caught on.


From: diddymas
To: momlady

One of the guys here at school doesn't believe that you're a MILF. Do you have a picture I could show him?p



From: momlady
To: diddymas

This is not PAT!



From: diddymas
To: momlady

It is too.I'm just messing with you. lol. Also tell dad he's got a small dick
10/5/2012 12:58:45 PM EDT
[#1]
dick.
10/5/2012 1:01:51 PM EDT
[#2]
Vagina... what's your point? I'm not the dumb cunt who can't get an email address right!
10/5/2012 1:03:52 PM EDT
[#3]
Tag for when manchild dad tracks your IP address and shows you his dick.