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AR15.COM
1/6/2008 9:05:57 AM EDT
WTH is this stuff I keep seeing commercials for? Is it like Viagra or supposed to make your willy bigger?
1/6/2008 9:07:36 AM EDT
[#1]
snake oil
1/6/2008 9:09:08 AM EDT
[#2]
It makes a "certain area of your male anatomy" bigger.

Yes, it is bullshit.

Want results? Try shaving your willy.
1/6/2008 9:10:18 AM EDT
[#3]
Have you noticed that they don't actually claim it does anything?  
1/6/2008 9:14:08 AM EDT
[#4]
no, they claim that it will give you a "generous swelling of pride" and "more respect from your neighbors"
1/6/2008 9:17:06 AM EDT
[#5]
I have a "cheap" alternative to this, use duct tape to tape back your gut and thighs....................BIGGER LOOKING MAN JUNK!
1/6/2008 9:18:38 AM EDT
[#6]
I called and asked if it would make me -tarded like the guy in the commericals, they hung up on me
1/6/2008 9:19:07 AM EDT
[#7]
It makes smiling Bob smile.

If your name is Bob it will make you smile.
1/6/2008 9:19:27 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
I have a "cheap" alternative to this, use duct tape to tape back your gut and thighs....................BIGGER LOOKING MAN JUNK!


eeewww!
1/6/2008 9:22:51 AM EDT
[#9]
It's a VERY clever way to make hundreds of millions of dollars for the company founder (former midwest vitamin peddler) while just barely staying out of the radar of the FDA.

Amazing what some slick commercials, drug-like packaging and double entendres will do for the bottom line.

Why didn't I think of it....

1/6/2008 9:27:24 AM EDT
[#10]
IIRC, the real way the guy made money is that, once he had the credit card number from the rubes who bought the worthless product, he tacked on additional charges.  When they complained, it was like, "Well, you want everybody to know that you were buying Enzyte because you have a little weiner?"

Enzyte founder charged with fraud
1/6/2008 10:01:11 AM EDT
[#11]
i hate those commericals