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9/14/2004 4:50:40 PM EDT
Thank you.

TXL
9/14/2004 4:51:49 PM EDT
[#1]
Your Welcome!

Eric the (No wait, I am not Eric) Hun
9/14/2004 4:52:37 PM EDT
[#2]
OK, I'll be the first. Did he give you a reach-around?
J/K. ETH seems to be a fine individual.
9/14/2004 4:58:02 PM EDT
[#3]
I think I know what happened.....


Got any prebans for sale???


"Bwahahahahaha"  


Why do I feel my turn coming???
9/14/2004 5:00:07 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Thank you.

TXL



What? He decided to stop with the cornball sigs?
Spill it man!
9/14/2004 5:01:16 PM EDT
[#5]
I don't know why nobody like The Hun. I give him an A+.
9/14/2004 5:01:44 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Your Welcome!

Eric the (No wait, I am not Eric) Hun



9/14/2004 5:03:03 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
I think I know what happened.....


Got any prebans for sale???


"Bwahahahahaha"  


Why do I feel my turn coming???



oh well

TXL
9/14/2004 5:03:27 PM EDT
[#8]
I like the Hun...and usually agree with him.
9/14/2004 5:07:12 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
I like the Hun...and usually agree with him.

Stop sucking up.
9/14/2004 5:08:58 PM EDT
[#10]
You are welcome, TxLewis, I never, ever fail my friends.

Ever!

I may keep them waiting for their divorces.

I may delay their bankruptcies.

I may screw up their legal work.

I may punt on their criminal cases.

I possibly make passes at their wives and girl friends.

I have dated a few of them with mixed results.

But I have never failed them!

Eric The(FineAndDandy)Hun
9/14/2004 5:11:09 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
You are welcome, TxLewis, I never, ever fail my firends.

Ever!

I may keep them waiting for their divorces.

I may delay their bankruptcies.

I may screw up their legal work.

I may punt on their criminal cases.

I possibly make passes at their wives and girl friends.

I have dated a few of them with mixed results.

But I have never failed them!

Eric The(FineAndDandy)Hun





Good thing you're baptised! j/k
9/14/2004 5:12:09 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
You are welcome, TxLewis, I never, ever fail my friends.

Ever!

I may keep them waiting for their divorces.

I may delay their bankruptcies.

I may screw up their legal work.

I may punt on their criminal cases.

I possibly make passes at their wives and girl friends.

I have dated a few of them with mixed results.

But I have never failed them!

Eric The(FineAndDandy)Hun

So I guess the rest of us are just going to get teased trying to figure out WTF just happened.
9/14/2004 5:12:33 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
You are welcome, TxLewis, I never, ever fail my friends.

Ever!

I may keep them waiting for their divorces.

I may delay their bankruptcies.

I may screw up their legal work.

I may punt on their criminal cases.

I possibly make passes at their wives and girl friends.

I have dated a few of them with mixed results.

But I have never failed them!

Eric The(FineAndDandy)Hun



Not sure if you like outdoor plumbing. or still trying to decide?
9/14/2004 5:13:56 PM EDT
[#14]
Post from JustAGirl:

Good thing you're baptised! j/k

Hey!

I had a lot to be baptized about!

A whole lot!

As a matter of fact, they drained the baptistry after my plunge!

Eric The(WhiterThanSnow,AndThenDarkAgain)Hun
9/14/2004 5:16:12 PM EDT
[#15]
Post from Hydguy:

Not sure if you like outdoor plumbing. or still trying to decide?

I have girl friends, you know!

Just don't tell the Ex-Miz Hun!

What has four legs and chases Huns?





The Ex-Miz Hun and her attorney!

Eric The(FreelancingLothario)Hun
9/14/2004 5:20:42 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
ETH seems to be a fine individual.


'Seems, madam! Nay, it is; I know not 'seems'.' ~ Hamlet, Act I, scene ii)

Sorry, but when the Bard is to be quoted, gender takes a back seat, Sir!

Eric The(Classical)Hun
9/14/2004 5:23:08 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
I like the Hun...and usually agree with him.


Now here's a fellow after my own heart!

It is nothing to worry about IF you don't agree with the Hun 100% of the time!

The 26 year old Latina lovely I'm dating doesn't agree with me 100% of the time either, and Hell, I'm sleeping with her!

Eric The(FairAndBalanced)Hun
9/14/2004 5:33:12 PM EDT
[#18]
Ya ETH seems cool...I just felt like posting actually.
9/14/2004 5:35:11 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I like the Hun...and usually agree with him.


Now here's a fellow after my own heart!

It is nothing to worry about IF you don't agree with the Hun 100% of the time!

The 26 year old Latina lovely I'm dating doesn't agree with me 100% of the time either, and Hell, I'm sleeping with her!

Eric The(FairAndBalanced)Hun



Now you're just bragging.

Glad to hear!

TXL
9/14/2004 5:37:00 PM EDT
[#20]
'It ain't bragging if you can do it!' - Babe Ruth

Batter up!

Eric The(CradleRobbing)Hun
9/14/2004 5:38:52 PM EDT
[#21]
THESE PIPES ARE CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


9/14/2004 5:39:45 PM EDT
[#22]
The Hun is Fun (to read!)
9/14/2004 5:43:23 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
THESE PIPES ARE CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Quite frankly, I insist on having them blown out quite often!

Eric The(ILikeHerPantsAroundHerFeet)Hun
9/14/2004 5:43:57 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
'It ain't bragging if you can do it!' - Babe Ruth

Batter up!

Eric The(CradleRobbing)Hun

I thought Dizzy Dean said that. At least Nolan Ryan says so in the Olshan commercial.
9/14/2004 5:46:23 PM EDT
[#25]
Post from Just_Some_Guy:

I thought Dizzy Dean said that. At least Nolan Ryan says so in the Olshan commercial.

I just 'googled' it and you are correct!

I thought that I heard Rush say that was a quote from the Babe!

I suppose that is why he is 'only' correct 99.7 percent of the time.

Eric The(IStandCorrected)Hun
9/14/2004 5:48:29 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
I think I know what happened.....


Got any prebans for sale???


"Bwahahahahaha"  


Why do I feel my turn coming???


9/14/2004 5:49:20 PM EDT
[#27]
The Hun-master!  Your cyber kung-foo is strong!

9/14/2004 5:52:21 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
The Hun-master!  Your cyber kung-foo is strong!



Yeah, I'm a real 'jewel' all right!



Eric The(TeetotallingIsTotallyForeignToMe)Hun
9/14/2004 5:54:06 PM EDT
[#29]


Eric The(SeeWhatIMean)Hun
9/14/2004 5:55:16 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You are welcome, TxLewis, I never, ever fail my friends.

Ever!

I may keep them waiting for their divorces.

I may delay their bankruptcies.

I may screw up their legal work.

I may punt on their criminal cases.

I possibly make passes at their wives and girl friends.

I have dated a few of them with mixed results.

But I have never failed them!

Eric The(FineAndDandy)Hun

So I guess the rest of us are just going to get teased trying to figure out WTF just happened.



Jelly Baby.
9/14/2004 5:57:40 PM EDT
[#31]
But I have dropped almost 70 pounds in the last 8 months and have started dating again since my recent divorce from the Second Ex-Miz Hun.

Here's the 'New Improved' Hun:



Eric The(CradleRobbingAgain)Hun
9/14/2004 6:01:08 PM EDT
[#32]
Eric,
Your a pretty good shit, I hope in the Texas venacular that isn't fighting words, becouse
in my parts it's quite the compliment  


GM
9/14/2004 6:04:09 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
But I have dropped almost 70 pounds in the last 8 months and have started dating again since my recent divorce from the Second Ex-Miz Hun.

Here's the 'New Improved' Hun:

photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?sAccountUnq=3502&iGalleryUnq=162&iImageUnq=29551

Eric The(CradleRobbingAgain)Hun






Whats in her hand ?
Did you have your pecker chromed ?
9/14/2004 6:04:39 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
Eric,
Your a pretty good shit, I hope in the Texas venacular that isn't fighting words, becouse
in my parts it's quite the compliment  


I understand the meaning, my friend!

Down here, that'd be calling someone 'a pretty good egg.'

We're sorta country down here, y'know.

Eric The(YeeeHaaawwww!)Hun
9/14/2004 6:06:37 PM EDT
[#35]
It looks like Mojo is trying to take that bottle away from you!  

Great job dropping the weight!

9/14/2004 6:07:12 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
You are welcome, TxLewis, I never, ever fail my friends.

Ever!

I may keep them waiting for their divorces.

I may delay their bankruptcies.

I may screw up their legal work.

I may punt on their criminal cases.

I possibly make passes at their wives and girl friends.

I have dated a few of them with mixed results.

But I have never failed them!

Eric The(FineAndDandy)Hun



 Are you sure?
9/14/2004 6:15:57 PM EDT
[#37]
Post from Inatree -

Whats in her hand ?

That is the silver buckle on my belt, as this lovely 24 year old was trying to 'undo' me!

We were standing in front of the Texas Land & Cattle Company Restaurant on Hwy 75 in Plano, Texas.

When I realized that her girlfriend was going to be taking our picture, I tried to tug the young lady's pants off of her!  

(Size 4, BTW, but don't ask me how I know!)

She was trying to return the favor when this picture was snapped.

There were other pics taken at this time, which I cannot post...unfortunately.

Did you have your pecker chromed ?

No, no, not at all.

But I did get it nicely polished!

Eric The(DoesThisTasteSomewhatMetallicToYou?)Hun
9/14/2004 6:20:45 PM EDT
[#38]
Post from mojo -

Are you sure?

You know me!

Slow and steady wins the race.

Call me!

Eric The(Lackluster)Hun
9/14/2004 7:38:07 PM EDT
[#39]
He reminds me of one of SteyrAUG's sigs: Improve your post count, disagree with Eric.
9/14/2004 7:43:16 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
He reminds me of one of SteyrAUG's sigs: Improve your post count, disagree with Eric.


Do a 'Search' on EricTheHun replies and see just how many threads I had the last word on!

For being someone who still hasn't completely gotten over the War Between The States, what more would one expect of me?

Eric The(NeverForgive,NeverForget)Hun
9/14/2004 7:44:16 PM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:
Here's the 'New Improved' Hun:


Look at you - you look fantastic!  No wonder the sweet young things are all over you.  
9/14/2004 7:52:29 PM EDT
[#42]
Why thank you, MrsGloftoe!

I must remember to thank Dr. Atkins when I see him next!

<gack>

Eric The(IncredibleShrinking)Hun
9/14/2004 7:53:20 PM EDT
[#43]
Indeed, THe Hun is fun !  

Certainly one of the wittiest of the bunch here.

I never fail to get a chuckle from the unending plethora of siglines !

9/14/2004 7:54:28 PM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Eric,
Your a pretty good shit, I hope in the Texas venacular that isn't fighting words, becouse
in my parts it's quite the compliment  


I understand the meaning, my friend!

Down here, that'd be calling someone 'a pretty good egg.'

We're sorta country down here, y'know.

Eric The(YeeeHaaawwww!)Hun



Yeah, you're a pretty good egg, but a chicken's butt is full of them!

Eric, you're aces in my book, sir.

Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...
9/14/2004 7:56:38 PM EDT
[#45]
See? I told you that calling someone 'a pretty good egg' was a rather common saying down here in Texas!

GodBlessTexas has the proper riposte to that common saying, though!

Eric The(Touche')Hun
9/14/2004 8:04:28 PM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:
Why thank you, MrsGloftoe!

I must remember to thank Dr. Atkins when I see him next!


Hopefully that won't be anytime soon!
9/14/2004 8:10:14 PM EDT
[#47]
Well, MrsGloftoe, I hope that it will be a long time as well!

Meanwhile, I will be busy trying to recapture my lost youth.

I was 25 when I met and fell in love with the last Ex-Miz Hun, so I am sorta stuck in a time warp.

And I do emphasize the word 'warp.'

So, now, 'free' at last, I am back at hound dogging the twentysomethings.

Eric The(Lonesome)Hun
9/14/2004 8:15:18 PM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:
Well, MrsGloftoe, I hope that it will be a long time as well!

Meanwhile, I will be busy trying to recapture my lost youth.

I was 25 when I met and fell in love with the last Ex-Miz Hun, so I am sorta stuck in a time warp.

And I do emphasize the word 'warp.'

So, now, 'free' at last, I am back at hound dogging the twentysomethings.

Eric The(Lonesome)Hun



you? twentysomethings? lend me a couple million dollars, will ya?
9/14/2004 8:19:56 PM EDT
[#49]
Sorry, Sierra_Hombre, but after this past divorce, I am operating on something of a shoestring budget.

Or should I say, 'g-string' budget?

If these young ladies are looking for money, I should introduce them to the last Ex-Miz Hun©!

Eric The(DestituteForNow)Hun
9/14/2004 8:24:27 PM EDT
[#50]
You are a roll model, sir.
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