Posted: 3/6/2013 3:27:49 AM EDT
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I fucking loved that show growing up. Man they truly fucked up the opening credits though. I gotta find the original Brb
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Some months back, during a discussion of chili, someone told him to eat a bag of dicks.
Being the agreeable sort he is, word from the paramedics is that he tried. Not only tried, but our beloved Evil apparently got just about all the way through that bag. A big bag too, none of this TSA quart bag bullshit. I heard it was a 55 gallon lawn bag full to overflowing. The last or second to last in the bag, apparently was too much though. A veritable meisterdick. After struggling valiantly through the rest of the bag, our hero's strength was mostly sapped. He persevered to that point merely through sheer bloody mindedness. Anyway, word is that last one went down sideways, stimulated the vagus nerve, and caused a rapid drop in Evil's heart rate. He fell into a pile of Cold Steel pigchoppers and was rushed to the hospital for an emergency pigchopperectomy. He's recovering. Doctors aren't yet sure of the permanent damage, but word from the nurses is that howls of "NO MORE DICKS" have become more frequent in the ward. Things are apparently looking up. |
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Some months back, during a discussion of chili, someone told him to eat a bag of dicks. Being the agreeable sort he is, word from the paramedics is that he tried. Not only tried, but our beloved Evil apparently got just about all the way through that bag. A big bag too, none of this TSA quart bag bullshit. I heard it was a 55 gallon lawn bag full to overflowing. The last or second to last in the bag, apparently was too much though. A veritable meisterdick. After struggling valiantly through the rest of the bag, our hero's strength was mostly sapped. He persevered to that point merely through sheer bloody mindedness. Anyway, word is that last one went down sideways, stimulated the vagus nerve, and caused a rapid drop in Evil's heart rate. He fell into a pile of Cold Steel pigchoppers and was rushed to the hospital for an emergency pigchopperectomy. He's recovering. Doctors aren't yet sure of the permanent damage, but word from the nurses is that howls of "NO MORE DICKS" have become more frequent in the ward. Things are apparently looking up. 
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Some months back, during a discussion of chili, someone told him to eat a bag of dicks. Being the agreeable sort he is, word from the paramedics is that he tried. Not only tried, but our beloved Evil apparently got just about all the way through that bag. A big bag too, none of this TSA quart bag bullshit. I heard it was a 55 gallon lawn bag full to overflowing. The last or second to last in the bag, apparently was too much though. A veritable meisterdick. After struggling valiantly through the rest of the bag, our hero's strength was mostly sapped. He persevered to that point merely through sheer bloody mindedness. Anyway, word is that last one went down sideways, stimulated the vagus nerve, and caused a rapid drop in Evil's heart rate. He fell into a pile of Cold Steel pigchoppers and was rushed to the hospital for an emergency pigchopperectomy. He's recovering. Doctors aren't yet sure of the permanent damage, but word from the nurses is that howls of "NO MORE DICKS" have become more frequent in the ward. Things are apparently looking up. 
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Some months back, during a discussion of chili, someone told him to eat a bag of dicks. Being the agreeable sort he is, word from the paramedics is that he tried. Not only tried, but our beloved Evil apparently got just about all the way through that bag. A big bag too, none of this TSA quart bag bullshit. I heard it was a 55 gallon lawn bag full to overflowing. The last or second to last in the bag, apparently was too much though. A veritable meisterdick. After struggling valiantly through the rest of the bag, our hero's strength was mostly sapped. He persevered to that point merely through sheer bloody mindedness. Anyway, word is that last one went down sideways, stimulated the vagus nerve, and caused a rapid drop in Evil's heart rate. He fell into a pile of Cold Steel pigchoppers and was rushed to the hospital for an emergency pigchopperectomy. He's recovering. Doctors aren't yet sure of the permanent damage, but word from the nurses is that howls of "NO MORE DICKS" have become more frequent in the ward. Things are apparently looking up. His name was Evil_ATF
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Some months back, during a discussion of chili, someone told him to eat a bag of dicks. Being the agreeable sort he is, word from the paramedics is that he tried. Not only tried, but our beloved Evil apparently got just about all the way through that bag. A big bag too, none of this TSA quart bag bullshit. I heard it was a 55 gallon lawn bag full to overflowing. The last or second to last in the bag, apparently was too much though. A veritable meisterdick. After struggling valiantly through the rest of the bag, our hero's strength was mostly sapped. He persevered to that point merely through sheer bloody mindedness. Anyway, word is that last one went down sideways, stimulated the vagus nerve, and caused a rapid drop in Evil's heart rate. He fell into a pile of Cold Steel pigchoppers and was rushed to the hospital for an emergency pigchopperectomy. He's recovering. Doctors aren't yet sure of the permanent damage, but word from the nurses is that howls of "NO MORE DICKS" have become more frequent in the ward. Things are apparently looking up. His name was Evil_ATF
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Some months back, during a discussion of chili, someone told him to eat a bag of dicks. Being the agreeable sort he is, word from the paramedics is that he tried. Not only tried, but our beloved Evil apparently got just about all the way through that bag. A big bag too, none of this TSA quart bag bullshit. I heard it was a 55 gallon lawn bag full to overflowing. The last or second to last in the bag, apparently was too much though. A veritable meisterdick. After struggling valiantly through the rest of the bag, our hero's strength was mostly sapped. He persevered to that point merely through sheer bloody mindedness. Anyway, word is that last one went down sideways, stimulated the vagus nerve, and caused a rapid drop in Evil's heart rate. He fell into a pile of Cold Steel pigchoppers and was rushed to the hospital for an emergency pigchopperectomy. He's recovering. Doctors aren't yet sure of the permanent damage, but word from the nurses is that howls of "NO MORE DICKS" have become more frequent in the ward. Things are apparently looking up. His name was Evil_ATF
He fent.
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Some months back, during a discussion of chili, someone told him to eat a bag of dicks. Being the agreeable sort he is, word from the paramedics is that he tried. Not only tried, but our beloved Evil apparently got just about all the way through that bag. A big bag too, none of this TSA quart bag bullshit. I heard it was a 55 gallon lawn bag full to overflowing. The last or second to last in the bag, apparently was too much though. A veritable meisterdick. After struggling valiantly through the rest of the bag, our hero's strength was mostly sapped. He persevered to that point merely through sheer bloody mindedness. Anyway, word is that last one went down sideways, stimulated the vagus nerve, and caused a rapid drop in Evil's heart rate. He fell into a pile of Cold Steel pigchoppers and was rushed to the hospital for an emergency pigchopperectomy. He's recovering. Doctors aren't yet sure of the permanent damage, but word from the nurses is that howls of "NO MORE DICKS" have become more frequent in the ward. Things are apparently looking up. Fitting tribute to Evil ATF he would be proud! |
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I fucking loved that show growing up. Man they truly fucked up the opening credits though. I gotta find the original Brb Is it weird that i wanna watch the vid of your avatar, lcp? |
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Some months back, during a discussion of chili, someone told him to eat a bag of dicks. Being the agreeable sort he is, word from the paramedics is that he tried. Not only tried, but our beloved Evil apparently got just about all the way through that bag. A big bag too, none of this TSA quart bag bullshit. I heard it was a 55 gallon lawn bag full to overflowing. The last or second to last in the bag, apparently was too much though. A veritable meisterdick. After struggling valiantly through the rest of the bag, our hero's strength was mostly sapped. He persevered to that point merely through sheer bloody mindedness. Anyway, word is that last one went down sideways, stimulated the vagus nerve, and caused a rapid drop in Evil's heart rate. He fell into a pile of Cold Steel pigchoppers and was rushed to the hospital for an emergency pigchopperectomy. He's recovering. Doctors aren't yet sure of the permanent damage, but word from the nurses is that howls of "NO MORE DICKS" have become more frequent in the ward. Things are apparently looking up.  I love you man.
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Did he go full TargetTarget or just taking a break? Is there something I missed regarding TargetTarget? I wouldn't say we were missing TargetTarget Bob... /Office Space thought it sounded better than full retard is all. Since tardtard went full tard and suckled the ban hammer like it was a bag of milk. |
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Some months back, during a discussion of chili, someone told him to eat a bag of dicks. Being the agreeable sort he is, word from the paramedics is that he tried. Not only tried, but our beloved Evil apparently got just about all the way through that bag. A big bag too, none of this TSA quart bag bullshit. I heard it was a 55 gallon lawn bag full to overflowing. The last or second to last in the bag, apparently was too much though. A veritable meisterdick. After struggling valiantly through the rest of the bag, our hero's strength was mostly sapped. He persevered to that point merely through sheer bloody mindedness. Anyway, word is that last one went down sideways, stimulated the vagus nerve, and caused a rapid drop in Evil's heart rate. He fell into a pile of Cold Steel pigchoppers and was rushed to the hospital for an emergency pigchopperectomy. He's recovering. Doctors aren't yet sure of the permanent damage, but word from the nurses is that howls of "NO MORE DICKS" have become more frequent in the ward. Things are apparently looking up. Whether he's dead or not, that's a fucking top-shelf eulogy. |
