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11/14/2011 8:51:28 PM EDT
upperdecking a toilet.

The bestbuy thread talked about this. I don't google anything I don't know that I hear on arfcom.

11/14/2011 8:54:18 PM EDT
[#1]
Making a "deposit" in the toilet tank rather than the toilet bowl.
11/14/2011 8:54:56 PM EDT
[#2]



Quoted:


Making a "deposit" in the toilet tank rather than the toilet bowl.


With every flush it's the "gift that keeps on giving".

 
11/14/2011 8:55:07 PM EDT
[#3]
11/14/2011 8:57:35 PM EDT
[#4]
Also, poop thread. IBTL
11/14/2011 8:57:53 PM EDT
[#5]
Classic 'Greaseman' bit.
 
11/14/2011 9:02:25 PM EDT
[#6]
I'll bet that would soak into the unglazed porcelain somethin fierce.
11/14/2011 9:21:06 PM EDT
[#7]
Ya know this is just one of those things I could see ending badly. Your squatting over the tank putting in work, one slip of a foot and you fall. Wedging yourself between the toilet and the stall. Pants around you ankles. A big'ol dook sliding down your leg. You've twisted your knee. Can't move. Have to call for help. Somebody finally jimmy's the door open, and of course snap a few pics with the phone camera before attempting to help pry your crap covered broken carcass out of the bathroom.   Just sayin.
11/14/2011 9:25:27 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Ya know this is just one of those things I could see ending badly. Your squatting over the tank putting in work, one slip of a foot and you fall. Wedging yourself between the toilet and the stall. Pants around you ankles. A big'ol dook sliding down your leg. You've twisted your knee. Can't move. Have to call for help. Somebody finally jimmy's the door open, and of course snap a few pics with the phone camera before attempting to help pry your crap covered broken carcass out of the bathroom.   Just sayin.


I'll bow to the voice of experience.
11/14/2011 9:33:24 PM EDT
[#9]



Quoted:


Ya know this is just one of those things I could see ending badly. Your squatting over the tank putting in work, one slip of a foot and you fall. Wedging yourself between the toilet and the stall. Pants around you ankles. A big'ol dook sliding down your leg. You've twisted your knee. Can't move. Have to call for help. Somebody finally jimmy's the door open, and of course snap a few pics with the phone camera before attempting to help pry your crap covered broken carcass out of the bathroom.   Just sayin.


Only inexperienced amateurs do this.



Real upperdeckers drop their pickle on a pad of folded TP, and then drop it into the tank.



 
11/14/2011 9:34:43 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Ya know this is just one of those things I could see ending badly. Your squatting over the tank putting in work, one slip of a foot and you fall. Wedging yourself between the toilet and the stall. Pants around you ankles. A big'ol dook sliding down your leg. You've twisted your knee. Can't move. Have to call for help. Somebody finally jimmy's the door open, and of course snap a few pics with the phone camera before attempting to help pry your crap covered broken carcass out of the bathroom.   Just sayin.


I'll bow to the voice of experience.






11/14/2011 9:39:26 PM EDT
[#11]
I've compiled an upper decker list that contains the names of all the faggot assholes I've met in the military.  I plan on driving around the country, breaking into their houses, and upper deckering every toilet in their house.



























Just kidding.
11/14/2011 9:56:43 PM EDT
[#12]
I guess I live a sheltered life.  Never heard of that before.  Once again, Arfcom night crew broadens my horizons.



And IBTL.