Posted: 4/25/2008 7:56:52 AM EDT
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Got an email from Military.com which contained this video.. would hate to have to explain that to the CO. shock.military.com/Shock/videos.do?displayContent=165351&ESRC=dod.nl |
Do you know why the warning in jets are in a "female voice"? |
To attract the attention of the pilot. A female voice is more apt to get a male to pay attention and react calmly. |
WINNER!!!! and what do we have for him? NOTHING! 
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thats prety good but nothing like this F15 f15 looses wing. ETA. had to fix link... this dude loses wing and lands it. |
Uh Oh! Better call Maaco |
I read some about this actually. Everyone, male and female is more likely to respond to a female voice studies have shown.. Why? The first voice you ever hear is female, while you are still in the womb.. |
I call bullshit. This won't work for married guys. I have been tuning out my wifes voice for decades. |
Bitchin' Betty will save your ASS when the weather goes to shit though! ~Dg84 |
Take your word for it. All i have is a little voice in my head that says, "Dumb ass, they are shooting at you. stop looking for them and get down!" Sometimes that voice is a little slow 
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I have yet to run into one of those little shits dumb enough to take on 4000 rounds a minute so I'm not sure if I have that voice or not. ~Dg84 |
can't hide up there, either. goes both ways. |
When you are god (or a fighter pilot) those are merely details. would have loved to have heard him whoopin and talking about how cool that was before he hit the tree |
HOLY SHIT!! That's amazing! |
Who ever programmed the .wav files for a minewater plant I used to run put in "Alarm in WTP1. Alarm in WTP1. Alarm in WTP1" which continued till you rolled out of bed to acknowledge the alarm, get dressed, start your truck (at -40 F sometimes or colder) and checked out the alarm. I want to throttle whoever recorded that voice, man or woman - it does not matter. Waking up at 2 am to THAT voice. My cross shift put in a .wav file of a woman's orgasm and turned up the speakers after he left the site.... You could hear it up and down the hall in the bunkhouse. I replaced the screaming orgasm with the voice of a little girl saying, "oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.......". Not very irritating in the middle of the night, and leaves everyone ROFTL when they realize it is a general plant alarm. |
That's exactly the point. When a woman goes apeshit and starts screaming, we react calmly because it's probably a minor issue that caused the shit-fit. If a guy were to start screaming about something, we'd react seriously and assume death is near. Female Voice Example: Female Voice: "OH SHIT THE HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!" Male: "OK, honey. I'll turn off the stove in a few minutes. This show is really funny and I don't want to miss it. Wait." Female: "NO, RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR MY CATS ARE GOING TO SUFFOCATE IN THE BLAZE!!!1111one" Male: "Fuck it. I'll fix the problem just to make you shut up. What was it you wanted?" Female: "IT'S ON FUCKING FIRE!!! ALL OF IT!!! GET THE FOREST SERVICE WITH THE NOISY SPINNY THINGS THAT DROP FIRE STUFF!!!!" Male: "OK, the stove's off. I'm gonna go watch porn now since I missed the part where Jimmy throws up on the drapes, BRB." Male Voice Example: Bob: "THE RUSSIANS ARE INVADING!" Dave: "WTF, over?" Bob: "THE MISSILES ARE IN THE AIR. YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH FUCKED." Dave: "JESUS, BOB NEVER SCREAMS LIKE THIS. WE'RE GONNA DIE WITHIN MINUTES. I'M GONNA KISS THE DOG GOODBYE AND CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH 'TIL THE CLOCKS STOP." See? |
That's the first thing I though as well. I thought there were studies that proved that. Similarly, women with kids were more likely to tune out childrens voices. I guess the testing was done on single pilots. |
they are all single, how does god find a wife good enough? |