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Posted: 3/19/2011 10:57:28 AM EDT

Report!

Posted: 3/19/2011 10:58:33 AM EDT

[#1]

All present or accounted for!

Posted: 3/19/2011 11:10:55 AM EDT

[#2]

Mortar platoon, all present or accounted for.

Posted: 3/19/2011 11:18:09 AM EDT

[#3]

Red Leader, standing by

Posted: 3/19/2011 11:21:03 AM EDT

[#4]

Here!

Wait......what the hell am I here for?

Oh, now I remember.

Posted: 3/19/2011 11:24:25 AM EDT

[#5]

Red five, standing by.

Posted: 3/19/2011 11:24:35 AM EDT

[#6]

I'm here for the gang bang.

Posted: 3/19/2011 11:26:08 AM EDT

[#7]

I shaved my balls for this?

Posted: 3/19/2011 11:31:34 AM EDT

[#8]

Arty section, all present!

Posted: 3/19/2011 11:37:15 AM EDT

[#9]

Are we allowed to ask what the hell we are volunteering for before we report for duty?

Posted: 3/19/2011 11:38:24 AM EDT

[#10]

I ain't volunteering for shit!

Sir.

Posted: 3/19/2011 11:38:50 AM EDT

[#11]

Alright, since you were the only 8 numbnuts stupid enough to show up to formation on a Saturday, report to the staff duty for a detail.

Fall out.

Posted: 3/19/2011 11:39:15 AM EDT

[#12]

It's the weekend...I'm not answering my door for shit.

Posted: 3/19/2011 11:39:26 AM EDT

[#13]

Threadlocker Red, standing by.

Posted: 3/19/2011 11:43:55 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

It's the weekend...I'm not answering my door for shit.

Winner!

Posted: 3/19/2011 11:44:47 AM EDT

[#15]

Heavy Guns all present and/or accounted for

Posted: 3/19/2011 11:45:44 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Alright, since you were the only 8 numbnuts stupid enough to show up to formation on a Saturday, report to the staff duty for a detail.

Fall out.

Does this mean Ann Margret isn't coming?

Posted: 3/19/2011 11:47:35 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
It's the weekend...I'm not answering my door for shit.

Don't forget to slowly hide under your rack in case the duty can peek through your blinds.

Posted: 3/19/2011 11:47:44 AM EDT

[#18]

My old Lance Criminal ways were to always answer the door after hours with a beer in my hand. No late night wrecker runs or weekend duty for this guy.

Posted: 3/19/2011 11:51:49 AM EDT

[#19]

Where da white women at?

Posted: 3/19/2011 11:55:14 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Alright, since you were the only 8 numbnuts stupid enough to show up to formation on a Saturday, report to the staff duty for a detail.

Fall out.

SHIT!!!!

Can I at least get Monday as comp time?

Posted: 3/19/2011 11:59:54 AM EDT

[#21]

SHORT!

Posted: 3/19/2011 12:00:06 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
My old Lance Criminal ways were to always answer the door after hours with a beer in my hand. No late night wrecker runs or weekend duty for this guy.

I always had a beer in my hand by 16:01

....Salt's showed me that trick.

Posted: 3/19/2011 12:31:09 PM EDT

[#23]

This is why I lived off post!

Posted: 3/19/2011 12:32:56 PM EDT

[#24]

Wait, I thought it was fall OUT we had to worry about?

Posted: 3/19/2011 12:33:36 PM EDT

[#25]

Number of the Beast, standing by.

Posted: 3/19/2011 12:35:08 PM EDT

[#26]

I'm currently on special assignment in Florida sir.

Posted: 3/19/2011 12:36:43 PM EDT

[#27]

1st Squad, 12 present

Posted: 3/19/2011 12:37:44 PM EDT

[#28]

Woa...

Wait...

What?

Posted: 3/19/2011 12:44:15 PM EDT

[#29]

Wait a minute!

I know the detail we're going on!

It's reloading TLAM launchers, isn't it?

Too bad I'm nothing but a speed bump for advancing tanks.

Posted: 3/19/2011 12:59:52 PM EDT

[#30]

Ordnance all present or accounted for.

Posted: 3/19/2011 1:00:55 PM EDT

[#31]

One out of ranks.

Posted: 3/19/2011 1:06:32 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
My old Lance Criminal ways were to always answer the door after hours with a beer in my hand. No late night wrecker runs or weekend duty for this guy.

I always had a beer in my hand by 16:01

....Salt's showed me that trick.

Hell we were allowed to drink 2 beers at lunch and then go back and work on multi-million dollar aircraft.

Posted: 3/19/2011 1:08:57 PM EDT

[#33]

Present.

Again !!

Posted: 3/19/2011 1:15:11 PM EDT

[#34]

I'll take the job, Potato Salad! *salute*

Posted: 3/19/2011 1:16:23 PM EDT

[#35]

Posted: 3/19/2011 1:20:36 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
It's the weekend...I'm not answering my door for shit.

Winner!

Errr ah ... I'm in the National Guard !?!

I have heard the commands "receive the report" and "report" about twice since joining my unit over four years ago.

Posted: 3/19/2011 1:22:59 PM EDT

[#37]

The only thing good about pulled Officer of the Day is standing in front fo the Battalion at 5:00 and giving the command BATTALION: ATTENTION.

That is a rush. Or maybe its just me.

Posted: 3/19/2011 1:24:09 PM EDT

[#38]

Fuck! I'm late for formation....AGAIN!

Posted: 3/19/2011 1:25:59 PM EDT

[#39]

CAAT Platoon, all present or accounted for.

Posted: 3/19/2011 1:30:31 PM EDT

[#40]

I'm to "short" for this shit

Posted: 3/19/2011 1:33:13 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Alright, since you were the only 8 numbnuts stupid enough to show up to formation on a Saturday, report to the staff duty for a detail.

Fall out.

Hey, I'm only late 'cause I went for some chips. We gotta have chips.

And donuts.

Posted: 3/19/2011 1:35:25 PM EDT

[#42]

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.... I'm about to have an explosive number 2. Its gonna HURT bad.

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