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10/4/2012 6:14:34 PM EDT
Had to go to Kohl's earlier this evening in an attempt to purchase new fucking bed sheets and a new fucking pillow. Fuck that place and the worthless fucks that work there. The "sheet" section of the store looked as if Ray FUCKING Charles had been hard at work organizing and pricing it. The worthless needle dick of a manager was too busy trying to spin some game with a few of the fat fuck cashiers, as opposed to actually making an effort to organize anything in his shitty fucking store. I hope you get the herpes from one of those wretched, dunlap disease suffering, wastes of space, and die a slow painful death rotting in a pit somewhere, while a horse goes Sandusky on you. End of rant, and my first rant to be posted on this site.

Now to pop the top on a oktoberfest marzen lager...
10/4/2012 6:16:05 PM EDT
[#1]
0/10



Pointless rant.


 
10/4/2012 6:16:16 PM EDT
[#2]


You have special bed sheets and pillows for fucking?

Man! I've been doing it wrong!!!

10/4/2012 6:17:58 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:


You have special bed sheets and pillows for fucking?

Man! I've been doing it wrong!!!



The piss stains and drool on the everyday bedding frightens the babes, man.
10/4/2012 6:18:37 PM EDT
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Quoted:


You have special bed sheets and pillows for fucking?

Man! I've been doing it wrong!!!



no.

But apparently he wants blankets and pillows that are DTF.  I'd just cut a hole in the mattress and fill it with warm yogurt.

Some people.
10/4/2012 6:18:45 PM EDT
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Quoted:


You have special bed sheets and pillows for fucking?

Man! I've been doing it wrong!!!



New girl=New sheets. Or something like that...
10/4/2012 6:19:08 PM EDT
[#6]
OP must be from Austin...hipster
10/4/2012 6:19:55 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Quoted:


You have special bed sheets and pillows for fucking?

Man! I've been doing it wrong!!!



The piss stains and drool on the everyday bedding frightens the babes, man.


Haha touche man
10/4/2012 6:20:28 PM EDT
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Quoted:
OP must be from Austin...hipster


Far from Austin and far from hipster...