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4/10/2005 5:56:42 PM EDT
I have a talent of writing fake German. I was at school and there is a word for this term. My friend at school said there were videos of people around the world impersonating different languages. I would like to see those videos. Here is a sample of what I can do.


Die vongerschutten zie fakkenschet. Kof lomenhein riefenlofen. Bie blongerkroch eit puffenkaimen.

I just made that up...

Anyone else got anything?



ETA: SCH
4/10/2005 5:57:58 PM EDT
[#1]
Earschplittenloudenboomen.

4/10/2005 5:58:23 PM EDT
[#2]
Not bad but being fluent in German I can only grin and wag my finger at your ridiulous fake German. Note: replace all "sh"'s that you hace with "sch"...
4/10/2005 5:58:31 PM EDT
[#3]
La flugettes azzet pourfreviat. Les bournous puisant le foipoigent.
4/10/2005 5:59:01 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Earschplittenloudenboomen.




Going for the Dutch? Too English!
4/10/2005 5:59:32 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
La flugettes azzet pourfreviat. Les bournous puisant le foipoigent.



NICE!
4/10/2005 6:03:53 PM EDT
[#6]
Anyone know what this is called?

I can't remember...

4/10/2005 6:07:37 PM EDT
[#7]
Koto wa hatushi nawako tokou da. Sodai wari no kozuki maharitsu kusai wa katsuka. (Japanese)

ETA: Na dang tschu ma ho seela po tung-ja la dang ki cha. (Vietnamese)

4/10/2005 6:09:04 PM EDT
[#8]
Meinen arsch bee itschen.
4/10/2005 6:14:05 PM EDT
[#9]
farfrumpooping, thats german for constipated
4/10/2005 6:16:46 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
Meinen arsch bee itschen.


4/10/2005 6:16:47 PM EDT
[#11]
Watch "The Great Dictator".

IIRC Charlie Chaplin improvised all of his lines as the not-Hitler in the one big speech. And it's all in fake German.
4/10/2005 6:16:54 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
Anyone know what this is called?

I can't remember...




Silly?
4/10/2005 6:18:03 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Watch "The Great Dictator".

IIRC Charlie Chaplin improved all of his lines as the not-Hitler in the one big speech. And it's all in fake German.



GREAT MOVIE!!! It's his second best after "Modern Times", in my opinion at least.
4/10/2005 6:18:06 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
Watch "The Great Dictator".

IIRC Charlie Chaplin improved all of his lines as the not-Hitler in the one big speech. And it's all in fake German.



Were they pretty good after he improved them?
4/10/2005 6:18:26 PM EDT
[#15]
Go rent the movie The Court Jester with Danny Kaye.  There's a great scene where he imitates Italian, French and German.

THe rest of the movie is absolutely great too.  Rent it NOW!
4/10/2005 6:21:25 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Watch "The Great Dictator".

IIRC Charlie Chaplin improved all of his lines as the not-Hitler in the one big speech. And it's all in fake German.



Were they pretty good after he improved them?



Improv'ed, I should've written improvised
4/10/2005 6:22:04 PM EDT
[#17]
กรมส่งเสริมการส่งออกเรียกทูตพาณิชย์ 53 สำนักงานทั่วโลก รับการบ้านเป้าหมายใหม่ 18 เม.ย.นี้  

Edited for spelling
4/10/2005 6:23:23 PM EDT
[#18]
Ingersoll Rand  Latin phrase meaning full of air
4/10/2005 6:23:59 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
กรมส่งเสริมการส่งออกเรียกทูตพาณิชย์ 53 สำนักงานทั่วโลก รับการบ้านเป้าหมายใหม่ 18 เม.ย.นี้  

Edited for spelling



... Is that Sanskrit? It looks semitic, but it ain't Hebrew (yes, I know Sanskrit isn't semitic)
4/10/2005 6:24:32 PM EDT
[#20]
OIIIIOOOOOOIIIOOIIIIOOOOOIIOIIIOIOIOOOOOIIIO

fake binary, i's and o's
4/10/2005 6:29:18 PM EDT
[#21]
Ach, eI bee schraschink meinen Arsch! Mein Daschund iss en der Luftwaffe! Vell, iss timen doo burnen se Juden en der ovenen, ja!

Hitler ist der Gewinn! Sie jüdische Bauern können meinen höheren arischen Penis saugen!

Ach, die Amerikaner kommen, um auf unsere Hinterbacken noch einmal zu stampfen! Schnell müssen wir uns wie das Französisch ergeben!
4/10/2005 6:30:22 PM EDT
[#22]
В советской России, язык говорит ВАС!
4/10/2005 6:31:18 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
กรมส่งเสริมการส่งออกเรียกทูตพาณิชย์ 53 สำนักงานทั่วโลก รับการบ้านเป้าหมายใหม่ 18 เม.ย.นี้  

Edited for spelling



... Is that Sanskrit? It looks semitic, but it ain't Hebrew (yes, I know Sanskrit isn't semitic)



its Thai.

and the mentioned "german" looks terrible! But of course I speak it
4/10/2005 6:31:45 PM EDT
[#24]
is this like Klingon speak?
4/10/2005 6:34:21 PM EDT
[#25]
Vas ist los?   Das eargeschplittenloudenboomer ist geclogged.  Achtung!  Inserten ze cottenschwabben in der "Hoppes number nein" und make mit de barrelenzescrubben!

CJ
4/10/2005 6:37:39 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
Vas ist los?   Das eargeschplittenloudenboomer ist geclogged.  Achtung!  Inserten ze cottenschwabben in der "Hoppes number nein" und make mit de barrelenzescrubben!

CJ



I like yours best, so far.
4/10/2005 6:37:42 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
В советской России, язык говорит ВАС!



SIIHPAPP??  
4/10/2005 6:40:20 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
В советской России, язык говорит ВАС!



SIIHPAPP??  



Nani? Que? Vas? Chow ping? What?
4/10/2005 6:46:39 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
В советской России, язык говорит ВАС!



Transliterated, I get:

v sovyetskoy rossiy, yazik govorit VAC!

But I could be wrong.
4/10/2005 6:47:52 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
В советской России, язык говорит ВАС!



Transliterated, I get:

v sovyetskoy rossiy, yazik govorit VAC!

But I could be wrong.



So what is it in english?
4/10/2005 6:51:12 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
В советской России, язык говорит ВАС!



Transliterated, I get:

v sovyetskoy rossiy, yazik govorit VAC!

But I could be wrong.



So what is it in english?



I thought the whole point was for it to be fake languages.

But Babelfish gives:

In Soviet Russia, language speaks YOU!
4/10/2005 7:02:31 PM EDT
[#32]
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

(obligatory Monty Python reference)
4/10/2005 7:11:17 PM EDT
[#33]
There's a neurological condition that causes the afflicted person to speak with a perfect foreign accent, although he does not speak the foreign language at all. I know of no word for what you've described, but I coined "circumflatulation" and "circumfornication" as genteel words for "farting around" and "fucking around," respectively.

I hope that helps.
4/10/2005 7:14:11 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
There's a neurological condition that causes the afflicted person to speak with a perfect foreign accent, although he does not speak the foreign language at all. I know of no word for what you've described, but I coined "circumflatulation" and "circumfornication" as genteel words for "farting around" and "fucking around," respectively.

I hope that helps.



Unless you were writing satiric novels in the 70's, somebody beat you to it.
4/10/2005 7:24:54 PM EDT
[#35]
Ich bin ein Hambuger.
4/10/2005 8:19:48 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
There's a neurological condition that causes the afflicted person to speak with a perfect foreign accent, although he does not speak the foreign language at all. I know of no word for what you've described, but I coined "circumflatulation" and "circumfornication" as genteel words for "farting around" and "fucking around," respectively.

I hope that helps.



Unless you were writing satiric novels in the 70's, somebody beat you to it.



4/10/2005 8:21:12 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
Earschplittenloudenboomen.




No, it's Earschplittenloudenboomer.  I have the song.
4/10/2005 8:48:21 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Watch "The Great Dictator".

IIRC Charlie Chaplin improved all of his lines as the not-Hitler in the one big speech. And it's all in fake German.



Were they pretty good after he improved them?



Improv'ed, I should've written improvised



I'm just giving you a hard time man
4/10/2005 9:17:49 PM EDT
[#39]
Anatatachi wa totemo atama ga yokunai yo. Demo, kono thread wa tanoshii da ne.

Boku wa kotoba zenzen narisumasanakattakara, honto ne nihongo de kakinakerabanaranai yo. Taihen. Dakara, boku wa atama ga ii wo miru itteiru yo!
4/10/2005 9:29:07 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
Anatatachi wa totemo atama ga yokunai yo. Demo, kono thread wa tanoshii da ne.

Boku wa kotoba zenzen narisumasanakattakara, honto ne nihongo de kakinakerabanaranai yo. Taihen. Dakara, boku wa atama ga ii wo miru itteiru yo!



Sounds like Robert Tilton.
4/10/2005 9:38:45 PM EDT
[#41]
Ausiki Toi shiue sake kong ji mien tso hi!

I made that up too!
4/10/2005 9:55:03 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
Ach, eI bee schraschink meinen Arsch! Mein Daschund iss en der Luftwaffe! Vell, iss timen doo burnen se Juden en der ovenen, ja!

Hitler ist der Gewinn! Sie jüdische Bauern können meinen höheren arischen Penis saugen!

Ach, die Amerikaner kommen, um auf unsere Hinterbacken noch einmal zu stampfen! Schnell müssen wir uns wie das Französisch ergeben!




4/10/2005 10:15:32 PM EDT
[#43]
Yoo sofa king we todd ad
4/10/2005 10:49:37 PM EDT
[#44]
ehorw tosp gukcif laer a ro eyadinc reithe si yad hace sostp 051 hitw eynona---------

Translate this, it's----------not hard

4/11/2005 1:32:46 AM EDT
[#45]
Fake language??

In a word.....

ESPERANTO