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10/20/2015 9:19:39 PM EDT
Anyone ever been? Heading to the Keys next week but staying in Marathon. Yeah I know KW is filled with tons of teh gays and old people, but screw it I want to go. A quick google image search will show you many pairs of reasons why I want to go.

Problem is, Im staying in Marathon and parking seems to be a real issue. Anyone had first hand experience down there during Fantasy Fest?!


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10/20/2015 9:22:11 PM EDT
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Anyone ever been? Heading to the Keys next week but staying in Marathon. Yeah I know KW is filled with tons of teh gays and old people, but screw it I want to go. A quick google image search will show you many pairs of reasons why I want to go.

Problem is, Im staying in Marathon and parking seems to be a real issue. Anyone had first hand experience down there during Fantasy Fest?!

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Its hectic and parking down there is usually a big problem. Still very fun if you've never been.
10/20/2015 9:23:27 PM EDT
[#2]
It's an hour and a half drive on a decent day from where we used to stay in Duck Key (Marathon). Kill yourself with traffic

Any shuttles?
10/20/2015 9:26:19 PM EDT
[#3]
There are shuttles but last call is at 2345. Way too early for me.
10/20/2015 9:26:21 PM EDT
[#4]
Just sail down with these guys


http://youtu.be/InBXu-iY7cw
10/20/2015 9:29:55 PM EDT
[#5]
Those google images are fucking nasty. Have fun
10/20/2015 9:32:13 PM EDT
[#6]
Been there a 3 times. It's wild.
10/20/2015 9:33:38 PM EDT
[#7]
Parking is even atrocious during the off season. Good luck!
10/20/2015 9:34:12 PM EDT
[#8]
It is wild.... you'll have a blast.
10/20/2015 9:34:47 PM EDT
[#9]

If you drop your wallet, kick it all the way back to the hotel.

Do.not.bend.over and pick it up.

10/20/2015 9:43:01 PM EDT
[#10]
I've been to 4. Wild times. Lived there 3 years and found myself back there for the 4th one. You will see people doing shit that will get you arrested on the spot anyplace else. Parking does suck.Cabs are everywhere. You may be better off just cabbing it. It'll be expensive but will save you the asspain. All the gay stuff is kind of in one place and they seem to kind of keep to themselves for the most part. Last time I was there which I think was 2011 or so, there was a bunch of Russians. I guess they had come in and bought up a bunch of stuff on Duval street. I could write volumes about the debauchery I've witnessed and/or experienced. Wrap it up!

ETA

When you are down by Ricks keep a lookout for people pissing off the balcony down onto the street. Seen people get arrested for that more than a few times, and not just during FF.
10/20/2015 9:49:26 PM EDT
[#11]
I find the replies from the the people that have never been vs the people who have very interesting!

As of right now Im thinking of renting a tent spot at a camp ground on Stockton Island for like $65 a night and just parking there and taking a cab/uber back and forth. Sleep in my truck for a few hours to drive back to marathon and go back the next night...if Im up for it.
10/21/2015 1:15:57 AM EDT
[#12]
late night bump...
10/21/2015 6:50:53 AM EDT
[#13]
If you don't want a cab, there's also those guys with the rickshaw bikes.
We used them a couple of times and it was pretty fun.
10/21/2015 2:25:31 PM EDT
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If you don't want a cab, there's also those guys with the rickshaw bikes.
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Yeah they are cool, but not sure if one would be willing to carry my ass all the way back to Marathon!
10/21/2015 2:31:07 PM EDT
[#15]
Never been but I've seen plenty of interesting pics from FF.
10/21/2015 2:33:32 PM EDT
[#16]
You got to go at least once. Had a great time and lots of boobies.
10/21/2015 2:36:04 PM EDT
[#17]
The first few years where fun, after a while it was a pain. 7-8 years was enough for me. Conch Life is not for everyone.
10/21/2015 2:36:49 PM EDT
[#18]
Go early in the week rather than Fri/Sat if you want to move rather than drown in sweaty old guys.  Get the official events listing for most fun.  
10/21/2015 2:37:49 PM EDT
[#19]
Ugh, I can smell the Trichomonas from here.
10/21/2015 2:39:10 PM EDT
[#20]
My wife and I spent a few days down in Key West over the summer.

Beautiful city, lots to do. Duvall street is good times.  I don't think you'd regret it. We're bummed we couldnt be down there for Fantasy Fest.
10/21/2015 2:44:16 PM EDT
[#21]
I just moved from key west in April, lived there 10 years.. to locals it's fun/pita, but fun to experience. It's not as gay as everyone will lead u to believe, though, you will see your fair share of penis... and boobs
10/21/2015 2:44:34 PM EDT
[#22]
I love key west. I have never been during fantasy week but I wouldn't hesitate in a second. But then again I don't care if someone is Gay. However Key west at anytime can get to be rather adult oriented when the sun goes down.
10/21/2015 2:46:51 PM EDT
[#23]
Key West is awesome, I'm going back next month, third time this year.

Go; you .mil?
10/21/2015 2:49:34 PM EDT
[#24]
I just got back from Key West. Everyone says it is the busiest time of the year and prices on everything (which are already stupid high) usually triple.

If you want to spend a lot of money to party your ass off, it will be for you.
10/21/2015 2:52:17 PM EDT
[#25]
Love Key West.
10/21/2015 2:53:43 PM EDT
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I've been to 4. Wild times. Lived there 3 years and found myself back there for the 4th one. You will see people doing shit that will get you arrested on the spot anyplace else. Parking does suck.Cabs are everywhere. You may be better off just cabbing it. It'll be expensive but will save you the asspain. All the gay stuff is kind of in one place and they seem to kind of keep to themselves for the most part. Last time I was there which I think was 2011 or so, there was a bunch of Russians. I guess they had come in and bought up a bunch of stuff on Duval street. I could write volumes about the debauchery I've witnessed and/or experienced. Wrap it up!

ETA

When you are down by Ricks keep a lookout for people pissing off the balcony down onto the street. Seen people get arrested for that more than a few times, and not just during FF.
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Go on...
10/21/2015 2:54:49 PM EDT
[#27]
FF is awesome..GO dude, you will love it.    the moar later it gets the moar funner it gets.
10/21/2015 2:56:36 PM EDT
[#28]
Have been trying to get the wife to go down there with me for several years. We're getting a bit tired of our 2X trips to Vegas every year. So I think we might end-up down down there for FF before long.
10/21/2015 2:57:42 PM EDT
[#29]
It's pretty crazy.  I went once with some friends and we partied with this flamboyantly gay black dude who was frickin' hilarious.  He knew the town, and knew how to have a good time without being afraid of us straight folk.  It was a blast.





I'd go again with the right crew.

 
10/21/2015 5:55:20 PM EDT
[#30]
So far its been pretty much impossible to find what Im looking for. A place to park my truck that I can come back to at the end of the night and crash for a couple hours before I drive back to Marathon. A cab will run be nearly $300.

Maybe my best bet would be to just go, and try and find a chicky snack to shack up with for the night but...since I will be going solo whats the worst that can happen?!
10/21/2015 6:01:38 PM EDT
[#31]
I predict you will see lots of dick and nasty titties.

I'm sure the yuck to nice factor will be far in to the yuck zone.
10/21/2015 6:02:37 PM EDT
[#32]
Went in 2001.

Good times.


Good.  Times.







10/21/2015 6:12:41 PM EDT
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Anyone ever been? Heading to the Keys next week but staying in Marathon. Yeah I know KW is filled with tons of teh gays and old people, but screw it I want to go. A quick google image search will show you many pairs of reasons why I want to go.

Problem is, Im staying in Marathon and parking seems to be a real issue. Anyone had first hand experience down there during Fantasy Fest?!

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Parking down there is a shitfest.

Key West is awesome though. Weirdo central and that why I love it. Everyone is so laid back.
10/21/2015 6:32:01 PM EDT
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If you drop your wallet, kick it all the way back to the hotel.

Do.not.bend.over and pick it up.

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10/21/2015 6:39:08 PM EDT
[#35]
We go down to Key West at least once a year (never during FantasyFest) to party and have good times with friends.  We love it!  There are some great B & B's just off Duval that make the trip very easy.  We park when we arrive and never move the car again until we are ready to drive home.

I also recommend the B & B Lobster House down on the Marina.  Excellent food!

My dinner at last month's visit:



All the worry about the gays and drag queens is way overstated.
10/21/2015 6:44:24 PM EDT
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I predict you will see lots of dick and nasty titties.

I'm sure the yuck to nice factor will be far in to the yuck zone.
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Lighten up grumpy cat. Someday you'll get older and get over yourself. Or maybe not...
10/21/2015 6:55:16 PM EDT
[#37]
Better in the 70s
10/21/2015 7:05:23 PM EDT
[#38]
While you're in Marathon stop in Sparky's Landing for some fish tacos. It's on the Sadowski Causeway heading into Key Colony Beach.
10/21/2015 7:08:21 PM EDT
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I'm sure the yuck to nice factor will be far in to the yuck zone.
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Been there many times and never saw a dick in the wild.
10/21/2015 7:09:12 PM EDT
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I think I found a place to park. Its on Stockton Island about 5 miles from Duval Street though. But its at a private residence so I can come back and pass out in my truck for a few hours.
10/21/2015 7:11:16 PM EDT
[#41]
Key West is cool. I haven't spent much time there though.
10/21/2015 7:15:16 PM EDT
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While you're in Marathon stop in Sparky's Landing for some fish tacos. It's on the Sadowski Causeway heading into Key Colony Beach.
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Im actually staying on Key Colony beach. I run fishing charters for a living and my buddy that is going does as well. Up here on the panhandle our slow season has started so we are heading off for a vacation...to fish for some weird reason.

Actually I hope to spend a good chunk of the time chasing lobster and stone crab! And I have yet to catch a big iguana so thats on my list too.
10/21/2015 7:18:42 PM EDT
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I think I found a place to park. Its on Stockton Island about 5 miles from Duval Street though.
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-lived down there for nearly six years, never once heard Stock Island called 'stockton' until now, must be some new slang that has emerged....
10/21/2015 7:22:37 PM EDT
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Im actually staying on Key Colony beach. I run fishing charters for a living and my buddy that is going does as well. Up here on the panhandle our slow season has started so we are heading off for a vacation...to fish for some weird reason.

Actually I hope to spend a good chunk of the time chasing lobster and stone crab! And I have yet to catch a big iguana so thats on my list too.
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While you're in Marathon stop in Sparky's Landing for some fish tacos. It's on the Sadowski Causeway heading into Key Colony Beach.


Im actually staying on Key Colony beach. I run fishing charters for a living and my buddy that is going does as well. Up here on the panhandle our slow season has started so we are heading off for a vacation...to fish for some weird reason.

Actually I hope to spend a good chunk of the time chasing lobster and stone crab! And I have yet to catch a big iguana so thats on my list too.


I spend a couple months down in Marathon every year. Check out Burdines for burgers, Castaways for sushi, and Keys Fisheries for fried fish and oysters. Down in KW traffic and parking will be insane. I'd find someone headed down by boat and hitch a ride. Maybe swap a charter or something. There's all kinds of good food in KW but I always try to go to Michaels for dinner and Blue Heaven for breakfast/lunch. You will see lot's of cock and tits and get shit faced and have a really good time.
10/21/2015 7:45:30 PM EDT
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Think I stayed at one of these condos about 6 years ago.  Gated and was extremely inexpensive from what I can remember.  Basically had a two story house that overlooked the pool.  There was a Cigarette Boat Racing event that weekend.  Half of Duval Street was, that's different, the other half was this is different.  There was a three story bar with cloths optional on the roof (some old ladies, mostly old swinging dicks, still thought it funny to be ordering a beer next to naked people).  There was a titty bar next door that had free entry until a certain time, I went in just before it go going and that's when my aged dad, uncle and and sissified brother decided things were getting too wild out there and I wasn't going to chance driving back in my condition  .
10/21/2015 7:49:08 PM EDT
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Im actually staying on Key Colony beach. I run fishing charters for a living and my buddy that is going does as well. Up here on the panhandle our slow season has started so we are heading off for a vacation...to fish for some weird reason.

Actually I hope to spend a good chunk of the time chasing lobster and stone crab! And I have yet to catch a big iguana so thats on my list too.
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While you're in Marathon stop in Sparky's Landing for some fish tacos. It's on the Sadowski Causeway heading into Key Colony Beach.


Im actually staying on Key Colony beach. I run fishing charters for a living and my buddy that is going does as well. Up here on the panhandle our slow season has started so we are heading off for a vacation...to fish for some weird reason.

Actually I hope to spend a good chunk of the time chasing lobster and stone crab! And I have yet to catch a big iguana so thats on my list too.


They have teeth, will bite and draw blood.  Looks much like what I would think a similar sized shark bite would look like.

I didn't find parking terrible, but we typically arrived prior to prime party time.
10/21/2015 10:57:21 PM EDT
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I'm sure the yuck to nice factor will be far in to the yuck zone.
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More titties than dicks, most of the tits too were Class A Number 1.

 
10/21/2015 11:13:01 PM EDT
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I predict you will see lots of dick and nasty titties.

I'm sure the yuck to nice factor will be far in to the yuck zone.

Been there many times and never saw a dick in the wild.



Well thats good because im tentatively planning to go down there in Jan or Feb next year. Im going to fly in to Ft Lauderdale rent a Mustang convertible, hopefully see yacht girl, try to bribe her into going down to Key West with me and having a few days of fun. If not ill have fun by myself.
10/21/2015 11:25:40 PM EDT
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Well thats good because im tentatively planning to go down there in Jan or Feb next year. Im going to fly in to Ft Lauderdale rent a Mustang convertible, hopefully see yacht girl, try to bribe her into going down to Key West with me and having a few days of fun. If not ill have fun by myself.
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I predict you will see lots of dick and nasty titties.

I'm sure the yuck to nice factor will be far in to the yuck zone.

Been there many times and never saw a dick in the wild.



Well thats good because im tentatively planning to go down there in Jan or Feb next year. Im going to fly in to Ft Lauderdale rent a Mustang convertible, hopefully see yacht girl, try to bribe her into going down to Key West with me and having a few days of fun. If not ill have fun by myself.



May I suggest flying directly into Key West or as close as you can get to that.  The drive sucks on the way down, worse on the way back.  Look, ocean, a lump of coral with trees and sand I can't afford, oh look, more ocean, repeat till you run up on the guy that is just on a Sunday drive.  Pass, repeat.

If you feel you've missed something, drive north from KW.  When you get bored of that, turn around and go back to the next hang out spot.
10/21/2015 11:38:09 PM EDT
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the portion of the night that I remember was great. and woke up with a naked redhead with big fake tits in my bunk. solid win in my book, expect lots of heary dudes and leather, probably some cock. the real geezers tend to get out of town for fantasy fest. and lots of naked hot chicks, pretty much all of them drunk.
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