Posted: 10/15/2014 9:24:35 PM EDT
| It is just me or does anyone else still go home and fap after leaving the SO's place where intercourse had occurred? |
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If I leave after a fuck session then it means one of 3 things
1. I'm on my way to go do important shit like shoot guns, weld, or go to work 2. I'm heading out to the bar for food and more booze 3. I'm on my way to another fuck session. But as a rule I like to fuck until at least one of us can't walk |
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If I leave after a fuck session then it means one of 3 things 1. I'm on my way to go do important shit like shoot guns, weld, or go to work 2. I'm heading out to the bar for food and more booze 3. I'm on my way to another fuck session. But as a rule I like to fuck until at least one of us can't walk I fap when Dan postes |
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If I leave after a fuck session then it means one of 3 things 1. I'm on my way to go do important shit like shoot guns, weld, or go to work 2. I'm heading out to the bar for food and more booze 3. I'm on my way to another fuck session. But as a rule I like to fuck until at least one of us can't walk Are you an engineer....you sound like an engineer |
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You have to fap before the fuck session.
You gotta get rid of that varsity team right before you have sex with your s/o. You don't want to get her pregnant. So if you fap before, you will be going in with the JV team. This is 100% effective against getting a woman pregnant or catching an STD. |
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If I leave after a fuck session then it means one of 3 things 1. I'm on my way to go do important shit like shoot guns, weld, or go to work 2. I'm heading out to the bar for food and more booze 3. I'm on my way to another fuck session. But as a rule I like to fuck until at least one of us can't walk Are you an engineer....you sound like an engineer No, I dropped out of a theater major to play with race cars and weld things. But about half of my job functions should be done as an engineer. The difference is I do the job drunk and with pure scumbag style |
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You have to fap before the fuck session. You gotta get rid of that varsity team right before you have sex with your s/o. You don't want to get her pregnant. So if you fap before, you will be going in with the JV team. This is 100% effective against getting a woman pregnant or catching an STD. That's what practice girls are for, duh |
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I fap when Dan postes Quoted:
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If I leave after a fuck session then it means one of 3 things 1. I'm on my way to go do important shit like shoot guns, weld, or go to work 2. I'm heading out to the bar for food and more booze 3. I'm on my way to another fuck session. But as a rule I like to fuck until at least one of us can't walk I fap when Dan postes That's just because you have a login to my webcam feed |
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No, I dropped out of a theater major to play with race cars and weld things. But about half of my job functions should be done as an engineer. The difference is I do the job drunk and with pure scumbag style Quoted:
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If I leave after a fuck session then it means one of 3 things 1. I'm on my way to go do important shit like shoot guns, weld, or go to work 2. I'm heading out to the bar for food and more booze 3. I'm on my way to another fuck session. But as a rule I like to fuck until at least one of us can't walk Are you an engineer....you sound like an engineer No, I dropped out of a theater major to play with race cars and weld things. But about half of my job functions should be done as an engineer. The difference is I do the job drunk and with pure scumbag style Fuckin A 
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If I leave after a fuck session then it means one of 3 things 1. I'm on my way to go do important shit like shoot guns, weld, or go to work 2. I'm heading out to the bar for food and more booze 3. I'm on my way to another fuck session. But as a rule I like to fuck until at least one of us can't walk Are you an engineer....you sound like an engineer No, I dropped out of a theater major to play with race cars and weld things. But about half of my job functions should be done as an engineer. The difference is I do the job drunk and with pure scumbag style Fuckin A I convinced my boss that "being in the middle of someone" is a valid reason to be late. And he doesn't say shit when I show up smelling like a bar or sex or both, as long as I don't have a meeting at HQ that day |
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If I leave after a fuck session then it means one of 3 things 1. I'm on my way to go do important shit like shoot guns, weld, or go to work 2. I'm heading out to the bar for food and more booze 3. I'm on my way to another fuck session. But as a rule I like to fuck until at least one of us can't walk Are you an engineer....you sound like an engineer No, I dropped out of a theater major to play with race cars and weld things. But about half of my job functions should be done as an engineer. The difference is I do the job drunk and with pure scumbag style Fuck no, that might require a pay raise. |
So any open window seats on the bus to hell?