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3/18/2003 12:33:12 AM EDT
Today, for the first time in 6 months, I took my Bushmaster out of the safe.  For the last 9 months I have been mostly handgunning it, or relying on my old Remington 870 .  But today, all the war talk made me think of my trusty Shorty AK.

It felt strange, because I used to fondle it daily like it was second nature.  It was clean when I locked it in the safe, but I gave it a good cleaning anyway because I felt guilty for neglecting it for so long.  She sleeps in the bed with me tonight, to make up for lost time.

Does anybody else have an old friend that they have ignored for too long?
3/18/2003 12:36:45 AM EDT
[#1]
you're weird, dude.  Your guns dont have feelings.
3/18/2003 12:38:56 AM EDT
[#2]
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Does anybody else have an old friend that they have ignored for too long?
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A bottle of Tequila.

We're making up right now.

3/18/2003 12:40:20 AM EDT
[#3]
Jose!  Long time no see!
3/18/2003 12:40:53 AM EDT
[#4]
Raven, I must disagree.

MY RIFLE
1. THIS IS MY RIFLE, THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. MY RIFLE IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MASTER MY LIFE. WITHOUT ME IT IS USELESS, WITHOUT MY RIFLE I AM USELESS.
I WILL FIRE MY RIFLE TRUE, I MUST SHOOT STRAIGHTER THAN MY ENEMY WHO IS TRYING TO KILL ME, I MUST SHOOT HIM BEFORE HE SHOOTS ME....I WILL. MY RIFLE AND MYSELF KNOW WHAT COUNTS IN WAR IS NOT THE ROUNDS WE FIRE, THE NOISE OF OUR BURST, NOR THE SMOKE WE MAKE. WE KNOW THAT IT IS HITS THAT COUNT. WE WILL HIT...
"MY RIFLE IS HUMAN, EVEN AS I, BECAUSE IT IS MY LIFE. THUS I WILL LEARN IT AS A BROTHER, LEARN ITS WEAKNESSES, ITS STRENGTHS, ITS PARTS, ITS ACCESSORIES, ITS SIGHTS AND ITS BARREL. I WILL EVER GUARD IT AGAINST THE RAVAGES OF WEATHER AND DAMAGE. I WILL KEEP MY RIFLE CLEAN AND READY, EVEN AS I AM CLEAN AND READY. WE WILL BECOME PART OF EACH OTHER. WE WILL...
BEFORE GOD I SWEAR THIS CREED, MY RIFLE AND MYSELF ARE THE DEFENDERS OF MY COUNTRY, WE ARE THE MASTERS OF OUR ENEMY, WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF MY LIFE. SO BE IT, UNTIL THERE IS NO ENEMY BUT PEACE.

TS