[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Filthy squaters. Need advice. (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 3/28/2009 3:14:25 PM EDT
So, these guys think it's cool to move into my backyard and set up camp. They have some balls. I will give them that as their new home is directly outside of my back door and they don't even react when I go outside anymore. I took this picture from about 1-2 feet way. Nothing, not even a flinch. I tried to be reasonable and actually went outside to talk to them about it. I explained that they were not legally entitled to reside on my property. Fuckers just stared vacantly at me.
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So, these guys think it's cool to move into my backyard and set up camp. They have some balls. I will give them that as their new home is directly outside of my back door and they don't even react when I go outside anymore. I took this picture from about 1-2 feet way. Nothing, not even a flinch. I tried to be reasonable and actually went outside to talk to them about it. I explained that they were not legally entitled to reside on my property. Fuckers just stared vacantly at me. http://img3.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mrpete.jpg Police & Tresspassing charges are required. Oh yeah, red X. |
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give peas a chance Pee on them? Hmmm, that didn't even occur to me! Brilliant! OK, when night falls, Operation Yellow Justice will kick off. Quoted:
The big one is eye fucking you. Totally mad dogging. Watch your 6. I thought the same thing. He is like Heavy 6, with feathers and hollow bones. Fat, angry, bastard bird. |
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Are fireworks legal in your state? Toss a few lady fingers their way and they will likely seek out a more peacful enviroment. I have no use for filthy, flying disease bags nesting on my home and shitting everywhere. Meh, I could pick them up and shake them if I wanted to. They are pretty use to me. Little turds were here last year until a cat dove on their nest and broke the eggs. I'm going to let them be, they can be pretty entertaining. I'm still going to pee on them though. |
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Are fireworks legal in your state? Toss a few lady fingers their way and they will likely seek out a more peacful enviroment. I have no use for filthy, flying disease bags nesting on my home and shitting everywhere. Meh, I could pick them up and shake them if I wanted to. They are pretty use to me. Little turds were here last year until a cat dove on their nest and broke the eggs. I'm going to let them be, they can be pretty entertaining. I'm still going to pee on them though. Who in their right mind would pee on food? |
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Quoted: Meh, I could pick them up and shake them if I wanted to. They are pretty use to me. Little turds were here last year until a cat dove on their nest and broke the eggs. I'm going to let them be, they can be pretty entertaining. I'm still going to pee on them though. This sounds like the middle ground. Your not killing them but you are establishing your authority over them. In case you change your mind, I would let them get a little bigger before eating them but not big enough to fly. Like dove veal. Mmmm tasty. |
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Leave them alone, they are not hurting anything, they will leave in due time. This. They'll also come back year after year. Baby pic from last year in my backyard: 
Really cool to watch when the parents kick 'em out of the nest to teach them how to be adult birds. 
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Leave them alone, they are not hurting anything, they will leave in due time. This. They'll also come back year after year. Baby pic from last year in my backyard: http://home.surewest.net/hivac/images/babies.JPG Really cool to watch when the parents kick 'em out of the nest to teach them how to be adult birds. Now, I gotta ask. Why do you have two blue toilet brushes lodged in the window grating?? |
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Meh, I could pick them up and shake them if I wanted to. They are pretty use to me. Little turds were here last year until a cat dove on their nest and broke the eggs. I'm going to let them be, they can be pretty entertaining. I'm still going to pee on them though. This sounds like the middle ground. Your not killing them but you are establishing your authority over them. In case you change your mind, I would let them get a little bigger before eating them but not big enough to fly. Like dove veal. Mmmm tasty. Exactly. I'm hard but I'm fair. |
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Pretty good pics.
I have a couple of mating pairs that reside in my backyard. The population is self controlling because doves are pretty friggin stupid. If they would only stick to the feeders (that are always full) instead of hanging out on the ground where the neighbors cats pick them off. I leave them be. Future SHTF supplemental food source. |
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22lr just to be safe
we used to destroy those f*ckers when i was growing up by barely opening the sliding glass door and waiting on them to come try and shit on the hot tub. funny how one drops and the other just turns and looks like WTF you doing you dumbass? |
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Leave them be.
"At the national level, the mourning dove is a migratory bird protected under the Federal Migratory Bird Treaty Act. This Act allows managed hunting, based upon dove population surveys. States are responsible for establishing their own hunting seasons within the Federal framework." I hunt them within the law. Dove is a fun hunt, and a good meal. Try to avoid harassing the game off season. Lem |
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Cute little dudes.... Bring them some water and bread crumbs. Just water. I put out seed for them last year, but that just attracted critters which attracted the cat that fubared their nest last year. Quoted:
I say you're squatting on their land, not the other way around. Well then, that would make you a hippy. Thanks hippy. |
