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12/20/2007 2:27:42 PM EDT
Made a big batch of eggrolls today and figured it'd be a good first dinner pic.







Eggrolls have all the regular eggroll junk, except instead of cabbage they have rice noodles.
Spicy mustard and sweet & sour sauce on the side
Screwdriver made with absolut vodka

Hardware includes:
Stanley 8' Tape measure
Ruger P90 with extra mag
Colt Match Target HBAR with 6 mags
Would have had a Winchester cipher but I forgot and all the eggrolls are gone now

Funny story about the mags. Mom was at the range one day and had to leave for a doctors appointment. Well they forgot to have her turn all the mags back in when she left and she forgot she had them. So she walks off with a bag full of mags then ends up getting a medical discharge and eventually leaves the army with a bunch of 30rd mags stuffed in her pack. 15 years later I find 6 free 30rd mags
12/20/2007 2:42:13 PM EDT
[#1]
Does your mom shop at wal-mart?

I need a pressure washer.
12/20/2007 2:57:34 PM EDT
[#2]
No stapler.

6/10

Danny
12/20/2007 2:57:56 PM EDT
[#3]
no rice


7  
12/20/2007 2:59:18 PM EDT
[#4]
10/10 if the egg rolls are handmade.
12/20/2007 3:00:01 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
no rice


7  


"instead of cabbage they have rice noodles"

what are rice noodles?

still a 7.  I like egg rolls and AR's, but that's not much of a meal.
12/20/2007 3:00:08 PM EDT
[#6]
What's the blue thing hanging over the chair,some sort of cloth to cover up the table because it needs refinishing ?
12/20/2007 3:00:24 PM EDT
[#7]
8/10

Good job on the dinner pic, the meal is just kind of weak.. Just egg rolls?? Comeon..
12/20/2007 3:10:16 PM EDT
[#8]
If you're a college student..... 10/10



If you aren't.....2/10
12/20/2007 3:13:43 PM EDT
[#9]
0 for the incorrect BSZ on the AR.


please tell me you were shooting your AR at 800 meters and forgot to dial that rear drum back down.

If that's the case, then you get a 7.
12/20/2007 3:14:45 PM EDT
[#10]
you know, you can take the stickers off the pistol mags, they're not matress tags!
12/20/2007 3:16:58 PM EDT
[#11]
8/10

12/20/2007 3:17:56 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
If you're a college student..... 10/10



If you aren't.....2/10


Im in college, and I LOVE ME SOME CHINESE FOOD

14/10
12/20/2007 3:22:27 PM EDT
[#13]
You are one of the few besides myself that i have heard of making thier own egg rolls.
That is a lot of work! When i would make them it would be for a party or large group making 50-60 at a time. Always got rave reviews though.

Food, guns, ammo and a screwdriver to wash it down with! you get a solid 10+ from Me!
12/20/2007 3:26:10 PM EDT
[#14]
8/10
12/20/2007 3:29:09 PM EDT
[#15]
Your first dinner pic is a massive fail.  Automatic 0.

Dinner pic = Food + Gun(s).  Food and a gun, people.  Food and a gun.  No stupid ass measuring devices or staplers - that shit is just a distraction for lousy food.
12/20/2007 3:29:20 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
You are one of the few besides myself that i have heard of making thier own egg rolls.
That is a lot of work! When i would make them it would be for a party or large group making 50-60 at a time. Always got rave reviews though.

Food, guns, ammo and a screwdriver to wash it down with! you get a solid 10+ from Me!


There was a chinese family that just got into the US and they got hurt in a car accident and got hit with big bills.

The chinese folks at work made and sold egg rolls to help pay there medical bills, they raised  a nice chunk of change.
12/20/2007 3:29:48 PM EDT
[#17]
-5 for Ruger P90

+2 for the Colt

-3 for egg rolls as a meal, appitizer at best

-1 for slightly blurry pictures

and since you included a tape measure -1 for no stapler

2/10  I'm gonna need to see an all American dinner next time.
12/20/2007 3:31:53 PM EDT
[#18]
Well, shitballs and candy sticks.

I don't know wtf that means, but it's a saying that has been stuck in my head for years.

I'll give it a 1/10.


Why don't we ever see "7th dinner pic?" It's always first timers.

ETA: Remove the warning from your magazines.
12/20/2007 3:31:59 PM EDT
[#19]
5 out of 10.

Nice guns, but you people need to put some other food types in the pics.

Cellphone cameras still suck.
12/20/2007 3:55:09 PM EDT
[#20]
Very nice.
12/20/2007 3:58:13 PM EDT
[#21]
tape measure = fail

12/20/2007 3:58:40 PM EDT
[#22]
A side of rice would have rounded out the plate nicely.
7/10

good job on the egg rolls. hard work.
12/20/2007 4:30:17 PM EDT
[#23]
Ok addressing some issues/questions.

1. Yes they're hand made.
2. Rice noodles are noodles made with rice flour
3. Blue thing is the top of a bag that some of the Christmas crap you can see in the pic is stored in. Was wrapping presents today....don't worry I used more tape than paper and their were no straight lines. Do I get to keep my man card?
4. It becomes meal when you make a few hundred for 3 people
5. Yes im a college student.
6. I could have swore I saw a tape measure in a dinner pic I looked at and nobody said anything. Oh well, noted for future reference.
7. I had an awesome swingline I wanted to put in the pick but couldn't find it. After I destroyed the house looking for it all I could find was some pink monstrosity that I figured would get me more -points than no stapler at all.
12/20/2007 4:33:59 PM EDT
[#24]
No napkin = FAIL

Score of 0.  Goose egg.  Nada, zip, nothing.  
12/20/2007 4:36:17 PM EDT
[#25]
Since they're hand made, I'll increase my vote to 3/10


Quoted:


6. I could have swore I saw a tape measure in a dinner pic I looked at and nobody said anything. Oh well, noted for future reference.


Don't worry, we'll deduct points next time for the lack of one too.

Just the way things go around here.
12/20/2007 4:37:18 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
Ok addressing some issues/questions.

1. Yes they're hand made.
2. Rice noodles are noodles made with rice flour
3. Blue thing is the top of a bag that some of the Christmas crap you can see in the pic is stored in. Was wrapping presents today....don't worry I used more tape than paper and their were no straight lines. Do I get to keep my man card?
4. It becomes meal when you make a few hundred for 3 people
5. Yes im a college student.
6. I could have swore I saw a tape measure in a dinner pic I looked at and nobody said anything. Oh well, noted for future reference.
7. I had an awesome swingline I wanted to put in the pick but couldn't find it. After I destroyed the house looking for it all I could find was some pink monstrosity that I figured would get me more -points than no stapler at all.


You must be new, there has been an on going war about what does and does not belong in a dinner pic.  


Since you are in college I will be the first to revise my score.

I give it a 7/10, I still have to nail you for the blurry pic, and poor presentation.
12/20/2007 4:38:46 PM EDT
[#27]
8/10

You definintely need a side dish of Ramen.
12/20/2007 4:40:18 PM EDT
[#28]
Real men use their jeans as a napkin and blow their nose on their shirt sleeve.


8/10 the two points missing can only be had by...

1 point for female of ethnicity of food displaying food

1 point for nudity of said female
12/20/2007 4:46:13 PM EDT
[#29]


napkin  -1  


hand made....mmmmm  +1

10/10  Merry Holidays...
12/20/2007 4:54:48 PM EDT
[#30]
You shoulda seen my first dinner pic (and only)

You get a 7/10
12/20/2007 5:02:02 PM EDT
[#31]
I likes me some egg rolls. +1 for being deep fried. (They are deep fried,right?)

Somebody said something about the meal needing some sort of rice dish as a side. I agree.

Solid 7.
12/20/2007 5:21:09 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
I likes me some egg rolls. +1 for being deep fried. (They are deep fried,right?)

Somebody said something about the meal needing some sort of rice dish as a side. I agree.

Solid 7.


Not deep fried. Fried in a pan then put in the oven at a low temp while we finished the rest. Then when nobodys looking i crank the oven up to burn them to hell and back cuz thats how i like em. The ones in the pic are preburn since even though everybody bi*ches that they don't like the burnt ones they somehow end up being the first ones gone....
12/20/2007 5:30:14 PM EDT
[#33]
Let no one get you down about your P90 just because it's not pretty or ergonomic or 'tactical', Ruger makes a solid, affordable handgun.

And if you're in college (or even otherwise) I'm going to do you a favor: ditch the Absolut.  Stuff is overpriced lighter fluid.  Buy a bottle of either Luksusowa or Fris.  Either one will run you about about half of the Absolut, and taste much, much better.

Oh, I'll give the pic 5/10.  Hard work for the food, some decent guns.  But overall, the pic is like the Ruger: not very artful but it gets the job done.
12/20/2007 5:49:33 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
Your first dinner pic is a massive fail.  Automatic 0.

Dinner pic = Food + Gun(s).  Food and a gun, people.  Food and a gun.  No stupid ass measuring devices or staplers - that shit is just a distraction for lousy food.


Well said.
12/20/2007 5:53:54 PM EDT
[#35]
Tape Measure 0/10

Weapon not on safe -2

-2/10

You need to try again.

12/20/2007 6:19:27 PM EDT
[#36]
I'll rate a 1/10 since you did get off your ass and photograph that mess.

More than I can say for myself.
12/20/2007 6:37:02 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I likes me some egg rolls. +1 for being deep fried. (They are deep fried,right?)

Somebody said something about the meal needing some sort of rice dish as a side. I agree.

Solid 7.


Not deep fried. Fried in a pan then put in the oven at a low temp while we finished the rest. Then when nobodys looking i crank the oven up to burn them to hell and back cuz thats how i like em. The ones in the pic are preburn since even though everybody bi*ches that they don't like the burnt ones they somehow end up being the first ones gone....



Fair enough.

My 7 stands.


-T.



/hungry

12/20/2007 10:02:08 PM EDT
[#38]
Measuring device - Fail
Office Supplies - Fail

12/20/2007 10:05:19 PM EDT
[#39]
10/10
Every homemade eggroll I've ever had rocked.
12/20/2007 10:20:20 PM EDT
[#40]
Whoops, you made the eggrolls.

I first said it was sad, but you made the eggrolls.  That makes all the difference.
12/20/2007 10:26:22 PM EDT
[#41]
8.5/10

You were going very strong.  I was impressed to see the measuring tape.
Egg rolls are finger food, but I still deducted .5 for not having silverware, and another 1 for not having a napkin.

ETA: Aren't staplers only required for breakfast pics?