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9/22/2014 2:11:26 PM EDT
Here's mine for the day.

Got to work only to realize I left my work keys at home...So I had to take an extra long lunch just to drive all the way home to pick up my keys.



What's Yours??
9/22/2014 2:13:36 PM EDT
[#1]
There's so much food in my refrigerator that sometimes I can't decide what to eat, so I just say fuck it and order Chinese.
9/22/2014 2:13:48 PM EDT
[#2]
I couldn't have a beer with my lunch today

was horrible
9/22/2014 2:14:50 PM EDT
[#3]
The iPod I have had since JAN 2008 suddenly won't hold it's charge

Only Crapple product I own, BTW
9/22/2014 2:14:54 PM EDT
[#4]
I get out of work in 20 minutes and I'm not sure what to do when I get home.
9/22/2014 2:17:17 PM EDT
[#5]
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Word.  I don't know which microbrew  want to drink, so instead I drink some clean water.
9/22/2014 2:18:21 PM EDT
[#6]
I drove to a gas station that was 45 miles out of my way, just to save .10 cents a gallon, in the company car while on the clock. When I got there the price had already jumped up .20 cents so I spited them and drove back to the original gas station of my choice, just down the road from work.

Thatl show em.
9/22/2014 2:18:23 PM EDT
[#7]
Damn office asked me if I wanted a free Blackberry. I don't want a free Blackberry, I use the GOOD app in my iPhone.
9/22/2014 2:19:54 PM EDT
[#8]
Ordered a bakers dozen of hot wings for lunch today, only got 12.
9/22/2014 2:19:59 PM EDT
[#9]
I had to have Ford bill  a premium to cover a tow on the wreckers account so I wouldn't have to wait 2 hours for the tow and show my card... $25.
9/22/2014 2:20:00 PM EDT
[#10]
My office is too far from the parking lot for the remote start on my truck to activate. So every day, 15 minutes before we close, I have to walk to the other side of the building and stand by the exit door to get my truck to crank so it will warm up/cool off....
9/22/2014 2:20:14 PM EDT
[#11]
Took car into the shop. They couldn't get to it today and I needed to get to work. Left it there and went home grabbed other car.
9/22/2014 2:20:50 PM EDT
[#12]
I am having leftover ribs tonight for dinner and can't decide on baked beans or mashed potatoes as a side dish.
 
9/22/2014 2:21:37 PM EDT
[#13]
The IRS raped my bonus this year.
9/22/2014 2:26:46 PM EDT
[#14]
Does breaking in to your X's house to steal back child support that you previously paid count?

Not that I did this, purely hypothetical. I'm happily married to my first and last wife.
9/22/2014 2:29:35 PM EDT
[#15]
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There's so much food in my refrigerator that sometimes I can't decide what to eat, so I just say fuck it and order Chinese.
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my fridge is so full i cant fit a full six pack in there, and i had to drink a $30 bottle of room temp wine the other day, guh!
9/22/2014 2:32:20 PM EDT
[#16]
I started out for a bike ride yesterday. About a block form the house I realized I forgot my cycling computer, so I had to turn around and go get it.
9/22/2014 2:43:23 PM EDT
[#17]
Bought $100k of stock but I just missed the dividend and have to wait until next quarter to pay out
9/22/2014 2:43:31 PM EDT
[#18]
Im going to drive 30 miles  one way to buy a $2.00 part (agitator dogs)  for my washing machine, or pay $10 on line and wait 5 days
9/22/2014 2:52:08 PM EDT
[#19]
my company let my floor run out of peanut m&m's....i've been told there are some available on the floor above me...I don't want to take the elevator for 1 floor b/c that's just weak and I don't want to take the stairs b/c stairs...so I'm just doing without
9/22/2014 3:09:33 PM EDT
[#20]
While riding at the dunes over the weekend, my quad's stock suspension and the rutted sand left me with sore arms and legs.



And my air mattress has a slow leak, so I wasn't as comfortable in the morning as I was when I went to bed.



Also, my truck is gas instead of diesel, so my towing mileage wasn't as good, and I had to press the pedal down more when climbing hills.



And because it was sunny and warm all weekend, I perspired somewhat while getting unstuck a few times, and the campground didn't have a shower.
Also, this.


9/22/2014 3:58:42 PM EDT
[#21]
It rained which delayed shooting the gunnite for my pool.  Might as well have ebola.
9/22/2014 4:03:02 PM EDT
[#22]
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I am having leftover ribs tonight for dinner and can't decide on baked beans or mashed potatoes as a side dish.  
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Uh.... BOTH!
9/22/2014 4:56:27 PM EDT
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Ordered a bakers dozen of hot wings for lunch today, only got 12.
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I did that once, told the waitress that I got shorted a wing and she asked quite incredulously "What did you do, count them?"  I'm like:  you're gonna count the money when I pay for them, aren't you?



 
9/22/2014 5:03:10 PM EDT
[#24]
I didn't feel like doing laundry over the weekend, so I bought a bunch of new clothes.

Now I have even more laundry to do.

9/22/2014 5:03:44 PM EDT
[#25]
I ran out of heavy cream for my coffee so I had to stop at the grocery store to get some.
9/22/2014 5:05:13 PM EDT
[#26]
I got asked if I wanted to work today. So I had to decide if I wanted to either get drunk or make some money. I picked make some money.
9/22/2014 5:05:47 PM EDT
[#27]
I couldn't find a jacket I like after going to 3 malls.
9/22/2014 5:05:53 PM EDT
[#28]
I'm trying to refinance my house and my credit is so good, every lender keeps calling and harassing me
9/22/2014 5:06:55 PM EDT
[#29]
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Word.  I don't know which microbrew  want to drink, so instead I drink some clean water.
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There's so much food in my refrigerator that sometimes I can't decide what to eat, so I just say fuck it and order Chinese.

Word.  I don't know which microbrew  want to drink, so instead I drink some clean water.


Water?  Like from the toilet?

9/22/2014 5:17:05 PM EDT
[#30]
My Sammich Maker works nights. So she was tired when she got home this morning at 7ish ( she also went grocery shopping, and said shes make me a Steak Sammich for my lunch ). I work from home so was happy to hear of Steak Sammich for lunch.

She was tired after working all night and at 12 when I got to lunch, she was still sleeping. I sat on the couch waiting, and only had 20 minutes left of my lunch when she did wake up and make me my Steak Sammich.  I reprimanded her on her timing, swift smack to her rear.

Steak Sammich was good.
9/22/2014 5:20:59 PM EDT
[#31]

9/22/2014 5:23:01 PM EDT
[#32]
I want a 9 foot tall garage door and need another panel.  I've got four right now (84" so another 21" = 105" tall) I'm pricing various vendors to get a price.  Some really want to ph*c you over. Dayam salesmen.
9/22/2014 5:24:49 PM EDT
[#33]
my gun safe is full and i need a larger one........ also... i am about to move to a much larger house, and i have to pack and change utilities, and mail.
9/22/2014 5:27:50 PM EDT
[#34]
I loaded 60 rounds to build up a load for a new rifle.  I left my sled at home, I have a sore shoulder and none of the loads were worth a shit. Now I have to load more.
9/22/2014 5:28:11 PM EDT
[#35]

It was too hot to walk comfortably to the coffee place this afternoon so I drove in my air conditioned car.

9/22/2014 5:28:59 PM EDT
[#36]
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Im going to drive 30 miles  one way to buy a $2.00 part (agitator dogs)  for my washing machine, or pay $10 on line and wait 5 days
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my first world problem is I ordered more of those dogs to keep on hand for spares
so now I cant remember where I put the spare parts that I will probably never even need to replace again
9/22/2014 5:31:32 PM EDT
[#37]
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my first world problem is I ordered more of those dogs to keep on hand for spares
so now I cant remember where I put the spare parts that I will probably never even need to replace again
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Im going to drive 30 miles  one way to buy a $2.00 part (agitator dogs)  for my washing machine, or pay $10 on line and wait 5 days


my first world problem is I ordered more of those dogs to keep on hand for spares
so now I cant remember where I put the spare parts that I will probably never even need to replace again

Two piece agitator? F&%$ that. Take off the top piece, make a washer out of rubber, plastic, whatever and screw that sumbeech back down. I got tired of replacing em.

ETA: Got to work and realized I left my snuff at the house. Had to go buy some at the Kwik-E-Mart.
9/22/2014 5:31:34 PM EDT
[#38]
went to buy a rockstar with my ebt card and they were out of the flavor i wanted
9/22/2014 5:34:38 PM EDT
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It rained which delayed shooting the gunnite for my pool.  Might as well have ebola.
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Holy post whore, Batman!
9/22/2014 5:40:09 PM EDT
[#40]
I go to the gym every day but I have no willpower when it comes to my diet.  So I continue to not have a perfectly chiseled physique.
9/22/2014 5:45:29 PM EDT
[#41]
I don't know how many cars, or motorcycles, or guns I have.  Vehicle registration time sucks.  I do know I only have one limo, but it's just too damn long for the Taco Bell drive through
9/22/2014 5:48:51 PM EDT
[#42]
I have been thinking all day trying to decide between buying a 20" AR barrel for an A4 build or a 16" to replace the barrel on a different AR, or should I say the hell with it and  buy both ?
9/22/2014 5:49:15 PM EDT
[#43]
Rained near the end of my ride on my KTM 690 Enduro yesterday.



Only have two beers in the fridge...I don't feel like leaving the house to get more because I worked from home today.  
9/22/2014 5:53:21 PM EDT
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Rained near the end of my ride on my KTM 690 Enduro yesterday.

Only have two beers in the fridge...I don't feel like leaving the house to get more because I worked from home today.  
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FAIL
Rain (especially at the end) during a ride on a bike designed for off road/inclement weather is a bonus not a problem.
No, not even a first world problem

The "2 beers left" bitch is legit, the bike thing is just bragging
9/22/2014 5:54:11 PM EDT
[#45]
My dog is pissed at me because I forgot to plug in the electric motor for her recliner this morning.

9/22/2014 5:54:29 PM EDT
[#46]
I have so many toys they get neglected because I can't choose what to play with...like a cat with 5 mice under foot I guess...

same situation with guns too....
9/22/2014 5:55:28 PM EDT
[#47]

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FAIL

Rain (especially at the end) during a ride on a bike designed for off road/inclement weather is a bonus not a problem.

No, not even a first world problem
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Rained near the end of my ride on my KTM 690 Enduro yesterday.



Only have two beers in the fridge...I don't feel like leaving the house to get more because I worked from home today.  


FAIL

Rain (especially at the end) during a ride on a bike designed for off road/inclement weather is a bonus not a problem.

No, not even a first world problem


I have it THAT good.  Maybe I should have added "new riding gloves don't have squeegee built in "



The beer situation is a problem regardless...
 
9/22/2014 5:55:55 PM EDT
[#48]
The heated seats in my fuel inefficient car stopped working.
9/22/2014 5:57:54 PM EDT
[#49]
I have to replace the flapper on one of the toilets in my house. Until then, I can only use the toilets in my other three bathrooms. FML
9/22/2014 6:01:25 PM EDT
[#50]
I paid all my bills today and had plenty of money left over
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