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Posted: 10/22/2007 6:15:39 PM EDT

What do you get when you cross an Owl with a bungee cord?

Posted: 10/22/2007 6:16:31 PM EDT

[#1]

WHAT

Posted: 10/22/2007 6:16:54 PM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 10/22/2007 6:21:51 PM EDT

[#3]

my ass

Posted: 10/22/2007 6:23:30 PM EDT

[#4]

.......My ass.

Ok, sorry, I just got done watching that part in Kung Pow....and it really got me laughing when "Betty" says that!

Posted: 10/22/2007 6:24:17 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
my ass

HOLY SHIT! YOU GOT IT!

I type too slow.....

Posted: 10/22/2007 6:36:35 PM EDT

[#6]

i don't get it.

Posted: 10/22/2007 6:37:39 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
.......My ass.

Ok, sorry, I just got done watching that part in Kung Pow....and it really got me laughing when "Betty" says that!

let me know if you see a radio shack.

ETA: weee ooooooo weeeee ooooo weeeeee.

Posted: 10/22/2007 6:42:09 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
okay where's my ammo?

funny guy.......

Posted: 10/22/2007 6:44:02 PM EDT

[#9]

Ok, an oldie but goodie;

A guy climbs in bed and snuggles up with the wife. After laying there for a minute he says " Baby, tell me something that will make me happy and sad all in the same sentence".
The wife thinks for a minute then rolls over and says " You have a much bigger dick than your brother".

edit,Cause I can't type.

Posted: 10/22/2007 6:46:38 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
.......My ass.

Ok, sorry, I just got done watching that part in Kung Pow....and it really got me laughing when "Betty" says that!

let me know if you see a radio shack.

ETA: weee ooooooo weeeee ooooo weeeeee.

I'm a man too ya know, I go peepee standing up....

Posted: 10/22/2007 6:46:46 PM EDT

[#11]

hehe thats new to me I LIKE IT

j0hn

Posted: 10/22/2007 6:47:31 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Ok, an oldie but goodie;

A guy climbs in bed and snuggles up with the wife. After laying there for a minute he says " Baby, tell me something that will make me happy and sad all in the same sentence".
The wife thinks for a minute then rolls over and says " You have a much bigger dick than your brother".

edit,Cause I can't type.

Posted: 10/22/2007 6:50:08 PM EDT

[#13]

OK I'll play:

A couple had been married for 50 years.

They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife
says,

"Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this
breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a
jaybird fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times."

Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My
nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps.
"One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."

Posted: 10/22/2007 6:50:59 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
.......My ass.

Ok, sorry, I just got done watching that part in Kung Pow....and it really got me laughing when "Betty" says that!

let me know if you see a radio shack.

ETA: weee ooooooo weeeee ooooo weeeeee.

I'm a man too ya know, I go peepee standing up....

Posted: 10/23/2007 9:26:12 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
-We are both ventriloquists, we practice every day!
-He carries a basket!
-He carries a paper roller!
-And we don't have cysts! But one thing that we sure of, is that we are ventriloquists!

.....HEY!

Posted: 10/23/2007 9:27:55 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Two friends, Mike an Jim meet at a bar one Friday night and each notices that the other has a black eye.

Mike asks Jim how he got his shiner and Jim says,
"Well, I was going on a business trip last Tuesday and when I was buying my ticket I noticed that the girl behind the counter had huge breasts. When I got up to the counter, instead of saying, 'I'll take two tickets to Pittsburgh.' I said, "I'll take to pickets to tittsberg." And she slapped me. How'd you get yours Mike?"

Mike says, "Well, Jim, almost the same thing happened to me. I was sitting at breakfast with my wife this morning and what I meant to say was 'Please pass the juice.' Instead, I said, "You ruined my life you fucking whore."

OMG! thats fucking great!

Posted: 10/26/2007 5:18:24 PM EDT

[#17]

THAT'S ALOTTA NUTS!!

Posted: 10/26/2007 7:20:37 PM EDT

[#18]

i chuckled

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