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10/7/2013 5:40:19 PM EDT
I made a recipe tonight that called for "fish sauce" as an ingredient.

I bought a bottle of this shit:




I made the mistake of just pouring it on and not smelling/tasting the stuff first.

Holy shit, what an awful smell. Smells like sweaty unwashed feet mixed with rotten fish.

wtf, who likes this shit.

10/7/2013 5:44:31 PM EDT
[#1]
Get you some Sambal Oelek
10/7/2013 5:45:25 PM EDT
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That stuff, I love and eat every few days.

10/7/2013 5:47:22 PM EDT
[#3]
I keep a bottle around to make Thai curry.
10/7/2013 5:47:52 PM EDT
[#4]
Fish sauce is fabulous. I prefer Squid Brand.
10/7/2013 5:49:05 PM EDT
[#5]
It may have a useful application. It could be like holy water to a vampire if you were to employ it against a hostile homo.
10/7/2013 5:49:11 PM EDT
[#6]
I like it.  Adds that little "something" that soy sauce just doesn't have.
10/7/2013 5:49:42 PM EDT
[#7]
The Romans used to put that shit on everything.

10/7/2013 5:49:45 PM EDT
[#8]
You bought the right stuff for the recipe most likely. You just used TOO FUCKING MUCH OF IT. It a seasoning to be used sparingly, not dumped on like ketchup. Just tryin ta help a brother out, dontcha know.   44
10/7/2013 5:49:51 PM EDT
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Are we talking  about Garum?
10/7/2013 5:50:11 PM EDT
[#10]
I love it on fish dicks
10/7/2013 5:50:35 PM EDT
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Nicely done, sir!!!  
10/7/2013 5:50:39 PM EDT
[#12]
Best used sparingly. It can be a bit overpowering sometimes.

Also, do not learn about how it's made.
10/7/2013 5:50:57 PM EDT
[#13]
"Nuke Mom" sauce is the shit!
10/7/2013 5:51:38 PM EDT
[#14]
I love that stuff. Dip spring rolls in it.
10/7/2013 5:52:14 PM EDT
[#15]
Smells bad, tastes good.

Looks bad, feels good.


10/7/2013 5:52:17 PM EDT
[#16]
Can't cook Thai without it, even thought it smells lie, an old used condom that you may have forgotten you out in the bathroom trashcan a week ago.
10/7/2013 5:52:54 PM EDT
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Ummmm ....... wtf?  
10/7/2013 5:55:30 PM EDT
[#18]
Make a container of sliced Thai chili peppers sitting in fish sauce. Serve on curry.

What was your recipe?
10/7/2013 5:56:22 PM EDT
[#19]
I go through 3-4 large bottles per summer when most of my cooking centers on Vietnamese/Thai stuff.  One never uses it as the OP did however.

I use green lable Squid brand, which tastes as good as the $8/bottle stuff to me.
10/7/2013 5:56:23 PM EDT
[#20]
Did you read the instructions?
10/7/2013 5:56:43 PM EDT
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You bought the right stuff for the recipe most likely. You just used TOO FUCKING MUCH OF IT. It a seasoning to be used sparingly, not dumped on like ketchup. Just tryin ta help a brother out, dontcha know.   44
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here's what I was trying to make:

http://youtu.be/oLV875uQYD0?t=2m17s

how much do you think he used there? the linked recipe says "1 tbsp fish sauce". I think I used a little bit more than that, maybe 1.5 tbspn.

10/7/2013 5:57:11 PM EDT
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This!

It's not like barbeque sauce that you slather on.

A teaspoonful goes a long way if used as dipping sauce for a meal, and it is used proportionally in recipies.
10/7/2013 5:57:13 PM EDT
[#23]
Ah, Patis.  It's an acquired taste.....that I never acquired.
10/7/2013 5:57:53 PM EDT
[#24]
You just dumped it in huh?


A tiny,tiny bit goes a long,long way.


Its like adding half a cup of vanilla when the recipe calls for a half teaspoon.
10/7/2013 5:58:29 PM EDT
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This. Certain Thai and Vietnamese stuff no good without.
10/7/2013 6:02:08 PM EDT
[#26]
It's an acquired taste dude.. and don't dump a lot of it on the food.  It's supposed to be used in small amounts.
10/7/2013 6:03:41 PM EDT
[#27]
Cant make Phad Thai without it...And I hate seafood.
10/7/2013 6:03:49 PM EDT
[#28]
Finally, something worse than cocksauce
10/7/2013 6:13:10 PM EDT
[#29]
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I can't say I'm an expert, but I've been going through about a bottle of Squid brand per month to make Pad Thai.

It smells gross... But it works out to taste great when cooked - of the ~1 3/4 cups of sauce, about 2/3 cup is fish sauce (enough Pad Thai for four meal-sized servings - 1lb of rice noodles).
10/7/2013 6:15:40 PM EDT
[#30]
Used in the right amounts, it is the signature flavor in Thai cuisine. Simply indispensable.
10/7/2013 6:31:06 PM EDT
[#31]
NUOC MAM NHI  Three Crabs Brand ...Numba One!
10/7/2013 6:34:16 PM EDT
[#32]
That reminds me, I need more oyster sauce.
10/7/2013 6:35:37 PM EDT
[#33]
You're not supposed to drink it straight.  
10/7/2013 6:37:35 PM EDT
[#34]
It's great, you just have to know how to use it.  That's what she said.
10/7/2013 6:39:06 PM EDT
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I do. Use it sparingly to add a really subtle flavor. I buy it by the liter, but that liter lasts me a long time.

Don't ever spill it on a tile floor, let me tell you.



10/7/2013 6:54:15 PM EDT
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This, sparingly.
10/7/2013 6:55:07 PM EDT
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I do. Use it sparingly to add a really subtle flavor. I buy it by the liter, but that liter lasts me a long time.

Don't ever spill it on a tile floor, let me tell you.



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wtf, who likes this shit.


I do. Use it sparingly to add a really subtle flavor. I buy it by the liter, but that liter lasts me a long time.

Don't ever spill it on a tile floor, let me tell you.




Bleach is your friend, do not ask me how I know.
10/7/2013 6:55:34 PM EDT
[#38]
You no like fish sauce, you no like shrimp paste.
10/7/2013 6:59:14 PM EDT
[#39]
No shrimp paste or oyster sauce here... that shit will fucking kill me.

But the anchoive juice that smells like the old hooker's sweat that shit is fucking good.
10/7/2013 7:01:56 PM EDT
[#40]
Can't make a good Thai curry without it.
10/7/2013 7:03:13 PM EDT
[#41]
It's great, mix it with chopped garlic, hot peppers, vinegar, and a little sugar.

It smells like rotten fish because it is rotten fish....

In Vietnam, they don't let you bring it in a taxi.

I had some in a bottle that had already been open in the bed of my truck. It turned sideways and maybe a couple drops spilled out, I could smell it inside the cab.
10/7/2013 7:03:46 PM EDT
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That's what I use as well. I also have a small expensive bottle of Red Boat fish sauce.



Fish sauce must be from Phu Quoc. End of story.



 
10/7/2013 7:05:26 PM EDT
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No shrimp paste or oyster sauce here... that shit will fucking kill me.

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oyster sauce I can handle. maybe all the added sugar makes it more tolerable.

10/7/2013 7:06:59 PM EDT
[#44]
I like smelly things, just not by themselves.  You should probably stick to happy meals, since you won't have to smell any of the ingredients that went into those McNuggets.
10/7/2013 7:12:21 PM EDT
[#45]
3 crabs is the best.



Cut it with water, add sugar, garlic and some minced chilli, damn good sauce
10/7/2013 7:40:26 PM EDT
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What are you? A gay fish?
10/7/2013 7:47:12 PM EDT
[#47]
Maybe you'd like a different brand!  

10/7/2013 7:50:55 PM EDT
[#48]
You don't directly use that shit on stuff, man.  It's awful.  However, in Pad Thai, soups, noodles, etc.---it's an awesome flavor enhancer.

10/7/2013 7:54:40 PM EDT
[#49]
Fish sauce rocks, I pour some on my vermicelli at an awesome Vietnamese place in the next town over.

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10/7/2013 7:57:58 PM EDT
[#50]
You want Three Crabs Brand, the best.

Nuoc Mam is not good straight but it's the essential flavoring in a lot of Asian cuisine.
Adds that je nae sais quoi to food. In the Asian palate it's "umami".

Good stuff. Can't do Thai or Vietnamese without it.
But there is a reason G.I.'s called it "armpit sauce".
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