Posted: 1/10/2007 9:47:36 AM EDT
| There was this guy at a bar drinking his beer, getting a little sauced. He keeps going on and on about how great Texas is, saying that everything in Texas is the biggest and the best. Well he keeps this up for about an hour when from the other side of the bar comes a grizzled gentlman. The Alaskan jent says to the cowbow, "you know im from Alaska I have been hearing you talking about Texas and that its the biggest state in the union". The drunk Texan says "thats right". The Alaskan says to the Texan " well sorry dear boy, Alaska is much bigger than Texas". "Bullshit" replies the Texan "Everything in Texas is the biggest". The Alaskan thinks for a sec and says to the Texan. " Lets end this argument once and for all"! "We should divde Alaska in two different states then you will be third largest"! |