Posted: 5/3/2011 4:05:51 PM EDT
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2.5 min to secure compound and half an hour arguing over who gets to pop the douche.
SEAL #1: Fuck you, I won the toss! SEAL #2: That's bullshit man! You got to whack Zarqawi AND that dick on the roof with the RPG last mission! We really need to have a tacked thread for OBL jokes. |
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Quoted: 2.5 min to secure compound and half an hour arguing over who gets to pop the douche waterboard ride. SEAL #1: Fuck you, I won the toss! SEAL #2: That's bullshit man! You got to whack Zarqawi AND that dick on the roof with the RPG last mission! We really need to have a tacked thread for OBL jokes. |
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Quoted: 2 min to secure bldg. .005 sec to say "Hey, I didn't shoot him, that's the way he was when I found him!" 40 minutes to look at OBL's goat porn on his computer. ("Dude, this fucker was a nasty freak! Check this shit out! Better than Goatse!") That only took 30 minutes. The other 10 were for teabagging Osama's corpse.  |
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Quoted: 30 seconds to tweet about "big announcement"Quoted: 2 min to secure bldg. .005 sec to say "Hey, I didn't shoot him, that's the way he was when I found him!" 40 minutes to look at OBL's goat porn on his computer. ("Dude, this fucker was a nasty freak! Check this shit out! Better than Goatse!") That only took 30 minutes. The other 10 were for teabagging Osama's corpse. |